Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[jaydawg08]

You’re by far the biggest dumbass on this website.

No one takes a moron who thinks the Lakers found the formula to win the series in a sweep serious. Same moron who was bragging about Lebron’s performance at halftime yesterday too.

Hint: When no one agrees with you on two websites, a predominantly black and then a predominantly white one then maybe you’re just too autistic to be online.

Let’s replace one of the most inefficient PGs for a slower and more inefficient one while giving up picks.

Cody... Take your meds

 

[Professor Emeritus]

He actually consistently comes in throughout the entire season and watches/gives insight into games throughout the entire year. @Gil Scott-Heroin is just upset cause his team got eliminated

It's absolutely bizzare. My favorite player in the league is on this team, I've been talking actual basktball all year, and I'm still only the 24th most frequent poster in the thread with 340 comments. Meanwhile, Gil doesn't like ANYONE on this team, does literally nothing other than shyttalk Lakers fans, and has well over 200 comments.

 

[CantStop]

Emotional @CantStop jumping in to make shyt up again. Quote me where I was trying to convince others the series was decided by fluke Jokic shots.

It's hilarious, it's like you get insecure if you haven't talked to me in 12 hours so you just randomly @ my name for no reason to start another beef.












@CantStop's take is that points in the 3rd/4th quarter don't count, only points in the 1st/2nd quarters do.

It's hilarious he blamed Game 1 on Bron missing that three but also claims the game was never close. If Bron hit the three and the Lakers won, would he have demanded that the Nuggets get credit for the win instead, cause they were ahead more?

I would have said we stole one and won a game we shouldn’t have. Is that the first time you hear that in sports or something?

I don’t find games in which you regularly trail throughout the game as particularly close. Last nights game was the only game in which it was a wire to wire game for the most part. Even game 2 in which we led for 3 quarters, we were down double digits 2 mins into the 4th quarter.

I’m not the one pretending that a sweep was decided by a higher FT% and random fluke shots. I’m not the one that said Bron was better than Jamal Murray because of allegedly non existent charts.

You would think after that claim and @jaydawg08 claiming the Lakers found the formula to stop the 2x MVP you guys would just slowly eliminate yourselves from this thread. I’ll give you props for not being as dumb as cacdawg though. You had enough sense to not show your face as much once you realized this series was over.

 

[10bandz]

Raptors are potentially rebuilding you braindead trash can. They will stockpile picks and moveable contracts

I'll keep this bookmarked when FVV is linked to the Lakers over and over again. Once your got the cosign of @CantStop you're already on the wrong side of the argument

There's a very specific reason why FVV is and will be linked to the Lakers. And we all know this reason

 

[10bandz]

I would have said we stole one and won a game we shouldn’t have. Is that the first time you hear that in sports or something?

I don’t find games in which you regularly trail throughout the game as particularly close. Last nights game was the only game in which it was a wire to wire game for the most part. Even game 2 in which we led for 3 quarters, we were down double digits 2 mins into the 4th quarter.

I’m not the one pretending that a sweep was decided by a higher FT% and random fluke shots. I’m not the one that said Bron was better than Jamal Murray because of allegedly non existent charts.

You would think after that claim and @jaydawg08 claiming the Lakers found the formula to stop the 2x MVP you guys would just slowly eliminate yourselves from this thread. I’ll give you props for not being as dumb as cacdawg though. You had enough sense to not show your face as much once you realized this series was over.

Look @ the bullshyt @jaydawg08 is posting over at the bb forums.....barely a week or so ago

He should be banned from this thread

 

[jaydawg08]

I would have said we stole one and won a game we shouldn’t have. Is that the first time you hear that in sports or something?

I don’t find games in which you regularly trail throughout the game as particularly close. Last nights game was the only game in which it was a wire to wire game for the most part. Even game 2 in which we led for 3 quarters, we were down double digits 2 mins into the 4th quarter.

I’m not the one pretending that a sweep was decided by a higher FT% and random fluke shots. I’m not the one that said Bron was better than Jamal Murray because of allegedly non existent charts.

You would think after that claim and @jaydawg08 claiming the Lakers found the formula to stop the 2x MVP you guys would just slowly eliminate yourselves from this thread. I’ll give you props for not being as dumb as cacdawg though. You had enough sense to not show your face as much once you realized this series was over.

I never said they were stopping Jokic. You don't stop any elite level offensive player. But you throw different schemes out to slow him down, and having AD roam the basket made it more difficult for Jokic to dominate compared to Game 1

Now credit to him for making crazy ass shots.

 

[jaydawg08]

Look @ the bullshyt @jaydawg08 is posting over at the bb forums.....barely a week or so ago

He should be banned from this thread

Kobe was inefficient... And a pretty bad 3pt shooter.. and he is overrated when it comes to the GOAT conversation.

He's closer to #10 than he is to #1

 

[CantStop]

I never said they were stopping Jokic. You don't stop any elite level offensive player. But you throw different schemes out to slow him down, and having AD roam the basket made it more difficult for Jokic to dominate compared to Game 1

Now credit to him for making crazy ass shots.

23/17/12
24/6/8
30/14/13

Yea it was real difficult for him after game 1. Mind you he was getting doubled every possession.

Nonsense after nonsense

 

[jaydawg08]

23/17/12
24/6/8
30/14/13

Yea it was real difficult for him after game 1. Mind you he was getting doubled every possession.

Nonsense after nonsense

Now what were his Game 1 stats Cody.. I'll give you some rope so you can hang yourself with it

 

[10bandz]

Kobe was inefficient... And a pretty bad 3pt shooter.. and he is overrated when it comes to the GOAT conversation.

He's closer to #10 than he is to #1

Kobe shot the league average for 3s during his time.....and was nowhere near inefficient Expose yourself as a generic LeGBT who never watched Kobe play brehs

 

[CantStop]

Now what were his Game 1 stats Cody.. I'll give you some rope so you can hang yourself with it

This is almost as dumb as wanting FVV.

It’s like if a player scores 50 and averages 40 and taking credit for slowing him down. You mean he didn’t average 34/21/14 a series. Wow, great revelation. You’re as dumb as you look.

 

[Flex Luger]

Kobe was inefficient... And a pretty bad 3pt shooter.. and he is overrated when it comes to the GOAT conversation.

He's closer to #10 than he is to #1

What a fakkit

 

[jaydawg08]

Kobe shot the league average for 3s during his time.....and was nowhere near inefficient Expose yourself as a generic LeGBT who never watched Kobe play brehs

Out of everyone who is considered a top 10 player... Who has the lowest FG %?

Mike, Bron, Bird, Magic are all guard/wing players and have VASTLY higher %'s than him from the field

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I don’t find games in which you regularly trail throughout the game as particularly close. Last nights game was the only game in which it was a wire to wire game for the most part. Even game 2 in which we led for 3 quarters, we were down double digits 2 mins into the 4th quarter.

Yet another lie on your part. The game was tied 2 minutes into the 4th, then Rui scored to give the Lakers the lead. That double-digit lead you mention was halfway through the 4th and only lasted 77 seconds.




What is this reaching bullshyt?

Game 1, Lakers had a shot to tie with a minute left, but to @CantStop it wasn't close cause they were down big in the first half

Game 2, Lakers led for 3 quarters and were down two with a minute left, but @CantStop it wasn't close because Denver briefly opened a double-digit lead for a few seconds of the 4th before immediately losing it again.

Game 3, Lakers took the lead with 7:30 left, but to @CantStop it wasn't close because Denver pulled away late in the 4th.

Game 4, Lakers jumped out to a lead immediately and had a 15-point lead at halftime, but to @CantStop this game supposedly WAS "a wire-to-wire game" because Denver closed the gap in the 3rd quarter.


You literally had to change the goalposts for what consistents a "close game" for every single game.

 

[jaydawg08]

This is almost as dumb as wanting FVV.

It’s like if a player scores 50 and averages 40 and taking credit for slowing him down. You mean he didn’t average 34/21/14 a series. Wow, great revelation. You’re as dumb as you look.

So you mean to tell me that some of the defensive strategies made it more difficult for Jokic to score and he followed it up by scoring 23 and 24 points?

Thanks for playing Cody