Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[jaydawg08]

I'll add to this too -

I've been posting in Lakers threads since 2012 because they're typically been the most active of all the season threads (your clown ass wouldn't know this because you joined this board in 2022). My original username was a play on Kobe's 81-point game. I've been to more Lakers games than any other team over the last decade. Whereas @Rhakim only started posting in Lakers threads the moment Bron joined the squad, and he'll stop posting in them the moment he leaves.

So yes, that should be strange to you, but not for the reasons you believe so.

Didn't read a single word. Go ahead and head on over to the GS thread

 

[jaydawg08]

You accurately stated that Bron failed to close in 3 out of 4 games. Your words, not mine. You’re already been voted the worst poster on a board full of your fellow caucasians, are we trying to go 2 for 2?

Yes Bron didn't close the games like we wanted him to. This ain't news? We've been saying that the entire run when it's warranted. I said it in the moment during the game threads.

Idk this weird thing you have with being unable to read or thinking that because LeBron is someone's favorite player that means he's devoid of criticism, but that's never been what I stated post game or in the moment.

Alot ends up happening in a game, and as an intelligent sports fan (which you don't seem to be) I'm able to see other things/plays/schemes/rotations/etc
that led up to the final possession and how we got there.

I suggest you do the same. It'll help with your bipolar episodes

 

[YaThreadTrashB!]

One name that keeps coming up is FVV, and honestly I like him as the PG over DLO.

Keep Reaves, Rui, go after FVV, get an actual 3pt shooter and a backup big and make another push

You realize a cap exists right?

 

[IGSaint12]

If Kyle Kuzma responded to that he's just telling on himself. Obviously he wasn't a core guy.

 

[jaydawg08]

You realize a cap exists right?

Sign and trade with DLO and other assets

 

[YaThreadTrashB!]

Sign and trade with DLO and other assets

Raptors ain’t taking bum ass DLo for FVV and picks. Money has to match so dlo would get a bag. shyt ain’t happening

They will also have renounce the rights to their young guys to get it done.

Take your delusional bron stannery trades somewhere else

 

[CantStop]

Sign and trade with DLO and other assets

By far the biggest idiot on this forum.

You're the DLo of this thread. Unwanted, inefficient and delusional.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

The propaganda in this post is too damn strong (even shamelessly trying to claim he played "elite defense").

Ain't no surprises at all the cats who dapped it too.

When Bron stans have to convince themselves that a series resulting in a sweep is merely the result of "random bad luck" than anything else, you know the depths they're willing to go to in order to protect their mans. You can't reason with folks like this because they've deluded themselves into thinking that nothing can be Bron's fault and when he does lose, there's some cosmic manipulation at play.

A legit type of mental illness.

Yea not bad luck. Just bad play.
A complete no show kills your chance of winning a series.

Steph was the best player in the game. If he had a Lonnie on his team instead of Poole, GS would've won, comfortably. You know that.

If we had KCP instead of DLO the Lakers would be 2-2 at worst.

I now feel your pain

 

[HoldThisL]

I wish Crypto had the same loud crowd as these other arenas

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Yea not bad luck. Just bad play.
A complete no show kills your chance of winning a series.

It doesn't have to be entirely one or the other. It can be a combination of both.



Shamelessly diluting the series down to "random bad luck" in a sweep is clown shyt and you know that. There's nothing random about the Nuggets being a comprehensively better team and executing when it mattered most in every single game.

If we had KCP instead of DLO the Lakers would be 2-2 at worst.

I now feel your pain

Why would you take a post I made about one game completely out of context and apply it to the Lakers/Nuggets series as a whole?

Lonnie scoring 15 points in the 4th quarter of a game which was decided by one possession is an anomaly of an anomaly. He literally didn't score that many points in any other game during the postseason, let alone in a quarter. And you'll never see me saying that was "random bad luck", so I don't know why you would reference that post to prove whatever nonsensical point you're trying to make.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

LeBron is still a great player but this is the point in his career he should be closer to 20-25 ppg and not 30 ppg. He can close out some games but AD should be the primary closer but he’s way too inconsistent. Bron should be more of a facilitator that can score. I don’t fully trust Kyrie but if you want to win one while the window is still open might be forced to go there At least he’s a killer on the court. And it’s not gonna happen but I would ask around what can AD bet you

 

[jaydawg08]

Raptors ain’t taking bum ass DLo for FVV and picks. Money has to match so dlo would get a bag. shyt ain’t happening

They will also have renounce the rights to their young guys to get it done.

Take your delusional bron stannery trades somewhere else

Raptors are potentially rebuilding you braindead trash can. They will stockpile picks and moveable contracts

I'll keep this bookmarked when FVV is linked to the Lakers over and over again. Once your got the cosign of @CantStop you're already on the wrong side of the argument

 

[jaydawg08]

By far the biggest idiot on this forum.

You're the DLo of this thread. Unwanted, inefficient and delusional.

Take your meds Cody.

 

[CantStop]

Raptors are potentially rebuilding you braindead trash can. They will stockpile picks and moveable contracts

I'll keep this bookmarked when FVV is linked to the Lakers over and over again. Once your got the cosign of @CantStop you're already on the wrong side of the argument

You’re by far the biggest dumbass on this website.

No one takes a moron who thinks the Lakers found the formula to win the series in a sweep serious. Same moron who was bragging about Lebron’s performance at halftime yesterday too.

Hint: When no one agrees with you on two websites, a predominantly black and then a predominantly white one then maybe you’re just too autistic to be online.

Let’s replace one of the most inefficient PGs for a slower and more inefficient one while giving up picks.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

@Rhakim has been trying to convince himself and others that this series was decided by fluke shots(that Jokic makes regularly)

Emotional @CantStop jumping in to make shyt up again. Quote me where I was trying to convince others the series was decided by fluke Jokic shots.

It's hilarious, it's like you get insecure if you haven't talked to me in 12 hours so you just randomly @ my name for no reason to start another beef.

Mind you, the Lakers have led for maybe a total of 30 mins of game time all series out of 192 mins lmao

3 out of the 4 games were decided by a possession or 2.

What do you mean decided by a possession or 2?

Game 1 we were out the entire game until the last 3 mins. I don’t consider that competitive.

Game 2 was competitive but then we got blown out and had to stage another failed comeback

Game 3 it was a blowout

Game 4 this was the first game where I agree with that assessment

Can you really sit here and say we weren’t outmatched? You guys focus on the last 5 mins when we were playing from behind the majority of the series. Even the game last night we were playing behind after the 5 mins mark in the 3rd Q

@CantStop's take is that points in the 3rd/4th quarter don't count, only points in the 1st/2nd quarters do.

It's hilarious he blamed Game 1 on Bron missing that three but also claims the game was never close. If Bron hit the three and the Lakers won, would he have demanded that the Nuggets get credit for the win instead, cause they were ahead more?