Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

How we looking brehs?


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Lakerman0834

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I agree with this but you can't just get guys who can shoot but can't defend. Any NBA player that can shoot and also defend cost 15+ million. The Lakers been on a budget, they just never have the money.

They gotta get a starting PG who can score. FVV, Kyrie, shyt, even old ass CP3 would help. Maybe the Lakers can get Kobe Bufkin. Lakers need to trade Beasley and Mo Bamba ASAP. Get you a rotation player that cost money but adds value.
This is why they shouldn’t give away their draft pick. With our scouts we’ll get a 3&D player
 

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The biggest issue I have for Vando is that he can't finish at the rim. I don't give AF about his 3pt shooting at this point, if he was able to finish at the rim at even an average level he's a guy you keep

After this playoff run I'm either working heavy with him in the lab or I'm trying to find a better option.

Consistently he wasnt able to finish over Steph/Ja/Murray in a 1v1 matchup.. that can't happen
There is a reason why everyone who had Vando eventually moved from Vando.
 

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D-Lo is -53 for the series. Why the fukk has Ham not benched him when it was clear from before the series started that he can't guard Murray?



Game 1:

Bron and D-Lo on floor: -12
Bron with no D-Lo: +6
D-Lo with no Bron: -13



Game 2:

Bron and D-Lo on floor: -7
Bron with no D-Lo: +11
D-Lo with no Bron: -9



Game 3:

Bron and D-Lo on floor: -9
Bron with no D-Lo: +5
D-Lo with no Bron: -3
 

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@Rhakim isn’t even a blazers fan. It’s a pathetic front that they all do because they get tired and embarrassed that they get called up for being a player fan. He has more posts about Bron this week than he does about the blazers the past 5 lmao
It was like that loser who was a Kobe hater who claims he was a kings fan yet had the most posts in our threads. Funny since Kobe retired even tho the kings doing well i don’t see him posting.
 

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Duncan can't play in all matchups but for the ones he can play in, he's difficult to deal with. Miami understands what the NBA is all about. Matchups
In reality Miami had completely abandoned him but the injuries to Herro and Dipo forced their hand and he's made the most of the opportunity
Make no mistake about it if those two were healthy he would not be playing
 

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It was like that loser who was a Kobe hater who claims he was a kings fan yet had the most posts in our threads. Funny since Kobe retired even tho the kings doing well i don’t see him posting.
@Bilz

And then you had that other loser profasi who pretended he was a suns fan

They’re not even bright enough to keep up the charade. All you have to do is actually pretend to be a fan and post in the season thread to keep up the act.
 

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This was supposed to be his moment in the playoffs back with the team that drafted him, and he just showed the world that nah he ain’t it. Disappointing really.
It is what it is.
Yea, while ad and Lebron gets most of the hate and praise, quietly this was probably the most important stretch of dlo career and I guess he just ain’t got it like that, he supposed to be playing better than Austin

And the crazy part is he was supposed to be that dude when he was drafted, given the green light on the nets, played with Steph and gs, and had a decent team with the timberwolves, now supposed to be that third guy in a laker big 3 but he didn’t do anything with the teams and at this point I think the league probably looks at him as a bench player now
 

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D-Lo is -53 for the series. Why the fukk has Ham not benched him when it was clear from before the series started that he can't guard Murray?



Game 1:

Bron and D-Lo on floor: -12
Bron with no D-Lo: +6
D-Lo with no Bron: -13



Game 2:

Bron and D-Lo on floor: -7
Bron with no D-Lo: +11
D-Lo with no Bron: -9



Game 3:

Bron and D-Lo on floor: -9
Bron with no D-Lo: +5
D-Lo with no Bron: -3
Disgusting man. Ham a straight basketball terrorist.
 
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