Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[#1 pick]

Bron is basically even +/- for the series despite starting alongside D-Lo who is a fukking -55. Lakers are ahead every game in the minutes where D-Lo ain't on the court.

Yes, Bron is 38 and doesn't have 40-point triple doubles in him anymore. He's still playing very well on both ends. Comparing him to a 32yo Kobe who played like dogshyt on both ends in 2011 is disingenuous as hell.

Can't stop and sccit will die defending Kobe even if no one has mentioned him.

 

[Black Mamba]

Anyone that tries to discredit the 2020 title is a prime cuck sucking cuck holding hands while she gets fukked and probably licks that cum off her butt.

fukk off I bet y’all can’t even do fukking layups

 

[Teal.]

I didn’t even watch the game. I already knew it was over after I saw that lineup in the beginning

 

[CantStop]

Can't stop and sccit will die defending Kobe even if no one has mentioned him.

How does this make sense when I was begging Bean to retire 2 years before he actually did lmao

Next time @ me, it works

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

we aight ….matter of fact, we good

@Gil Scott-Heroin why do you have to be re-taught how this game works season after season

 

[Lakerman0834]

How does this make sense when I was begging Bean to retire 2 years before he actually did lmao

Next time @ me, it works

These losers have no idea how hard we went at Kobe and pau. Think it’s just bron hating. They are jsut used franchises sucking off a player

 

[CantStop]

It’s going to be a wake up call to many when they see what Jimmy Butler does against the Nuggets. I still have the Nuggets in 6 but the Heat are going down with Jimmy battling.

 

[Black Mamba]

 

[Edub]

A loss at home is concerning….but it’s first to 4, and we all know how you love countin unhatched chickens




Denver tuff tho

 

[Numpsay]

Ready for this era to end. Has been the most underachieving Lakers team in my lifetime. Team is damn near unlikeable as well. I'd be in favor of blowing up this team sooner than later but I know they would never do that.

Dlo, Schroeder, TB Jr, Beasley etc don't need to return. Can't believe I'm saying this but we need to keep Riu and Reeves. LBJ needs to get his foot fixed and be load managed next season. AD is just who he is at this point.

 

[jaydawg08]

 

[CantStop]

Ready for this era to end. Has been the most underachieving Lakers team in my lifetime. Team is damn near unlikeable as well. I'd be in favor of blowing up this team sooner than later but I know they would never do that.

Dlo, Schroeder, TB Jr, Beasley etc don't need to return. Can't believe I'm saying this but we need to keep Riu and Reeves. LBJ needs to get his foot fixed and be load managed next season. AD is just who he is at this point.

It speaks volumes that everyone knows what needs to happen but we all know it won't happen. It's a stupid philosophy that the ownership adopted and the think it makes them above other franchises by willingly punting your future to appease washed up players. Riley told D.Wade to get the fukk out and Wade still crawled back lmao. Why are we above trading Bron and AD who haven't done anything remotely close to what Wade did for Miami?

 

[Black Mamba]

Ham A fukking terrorist

 

[Rayzah]

Denver in 4. It’s over trade Lebron and AD for some picks

 

[skyrunner1]

It’s going to be a wake up call to many when they see what Jimmy Butler does against the Nuggets. I still have the Nuggets in 6 but the Heat are going down with Jimmy battling.

Jimmy is surrounded by knock down shooters that you cant come off of so he gets to dance one on one or get buried.. Lakers have Vando and dlo