Commonly used phrases that are bull****

[MikelArteta]

If its meant to be

 

[Shugg84]

What is this "I cant deal" shyt..sounds dumb

 

[Fmju]

It is what it is though

 

[innocentdevil]

"Its *replaces with next year* and I'm gonna be doing big things"

Riiiight...new year same bullshyt

"Its whatever"

"At the end of the day"

"I'm a bad bytch"

"Just pray about it"

 

[Sinnerman]

I cosign most of these, would like to add

"smh"
"real talk"

 

[Silver Surfer]

Im sure somebody has posted "Bout that life"

 

[Rocket Scientist]

"conversate"

"k" this irks me,lazy folks cant even type OK

"Im an independent black woman"- I look at them like I can tell your a black woman,who cares if your independent

 

[Still Benefited]

Fuk anybodys life who hates conversate and irregardless.

 

[JoelB]

*madman shoots up a building*
*99 out of the 100 die*
*remaining guy limps out*

"Its a Miracle/ God works in mysterious ways "

 

[luckyse7enz]

"Just pray about it"

...or "I'm gonna just talk to God..." My ex-GF used to throw those out whenever anything would go wrong.

I'm upset about something..."Just pray about it. Have you tried talking to God?"

She fails miserably at a bunch of shyt..."I'm just gonna pray about it. I just need to talk to God."

I used to wanna just be like "...or maybe he's trying to tell you to try something you don't fukking SUCK at."

Instead, I'd hit her with the "Cool. Tell him I said what up & let me know what he tells you to do."

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

hoes and bytch nikkas saying " i cant"

I just want to twist your spinal cord til your top pops off

 

[AAKing23]

"You got me fukked up"

I always hit the when I hear this especially from females


Also "I'm dead ass"

 

[Ineedmoney504]

"where they do that at"

 

[DreadHead P]

I hate when people misuse the word literally. I was watching sports center on night and dude was like "Jeremy Lin literally has ice runnin thru his veins" no the fukk he doesn't cause if did literally have ice runnin thru his veins he'd be dead, dead men can't pull off triple doubles

"You know where I'm from?"

Man, I hate that shyt.

This, the other way around too, I hate when mafuccas bring up where I'm from like I said anything about that making me tougher, I think it's just my accent that intimidates them. Got in a lil world scuffle wit a chick a few weeks back and out of nowhere this bytch starts screaming "I dont give a fukk if you from jersey, I ain't scared of you", I said absolutely nothin about bein from jersey, shyt happens all the time

 

[DaChampIsHere]

I pretty much say all of these shyts on the regular.

Low key, it is what it is. YOLO.