Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it

[madness]

Yep, you could do a whole lot with that 1 dollar

Crazy thing is cartel would prolly still kill him for that missing $1

 

[Chef]

all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

You can make a throne of all that bread. You'd have to be on your Mayweather shyt and lock it up in a safe.

 

[FreedMind]

Now I'm wondering if there's been other people who have found these barrels of cash, and just never told anyone.

 

[Art Barr]

Escobar died in 93 and the big face $100 didn't come out til 96

I was going to say that, too.
Is this photo real or staged.


Art Barr

 

[FaTaL]

Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (December 1, 1949 – December 2, 1993) was a notorious Colombian drug lord who at the height of his career, supplied about 80% of the cocaine smuggled into the US. Known as “The King of Cocaine”, he was the wealthiest criminal in history, with an estimated known net worth of US$30 billion by the early 1990s, and approximately US$50 billion when including money that was buried in different areas of Colombia.

At the height of its power, Pablo Escobar’s drug cartel was smuggling fifteen tons of cocaine (worth more than half a billion dollars) into the United States every single day. He made so much money that he had to spend $1000 per week purchasing rubber bands to wrap the stacks of cash.

Pablo had so much money that he could not possibly spend it all. He had over 800 luxury mansions all over Colombia, owned football teams, he gave away billions of dollars to help build hospital’s, schools, work programs and even rebuilt entire ghettos for the poverty stricken people of Colombia.

Even with all that going on, he still had too much cash to hide. So he started to bury it all over Colombia. The location of each money pit was known by only Pablo and his three closest associates.


When Pablo was finally killed, the location of many of these money pits died with him. The CIA estimates there to be about 100 of these money pits that have yet to be discovered, each containing between five hundred million to one billion dollars.

Fast forward to today. Meet Jose Mariena Cartolos, a 65 year old farmer who recently received a $3000 grant from the Colombian government to help him start a palm oil plantation on land that has been in his family for over 200 years.

While digging the irrigation trench for the plantation, Jose discovered something big beneath his feet. After further excavation, Jose discovered several large blue containers with something incredible inside.

Money, not just a few hundred dollars, not even a million dollars, heck not even 100 million dollars. This 65 year old farmer with nothing but the shirt on his back had managed to find one of Pablo Escobar’s money pit’s containing a whopping $600,000,000. Yup thats right, six hundred million dollars.

It's not clear what will happen to the money now, but many speculate that Jose Mariena Cartolos will not be allowed to keep the money, but it will most likely remain in Colombia and be used to fund social and economical programs that help those in poverty.

This news will most likely create a modern day “Gold Rush” as people flock to the Colombian countryside with echo sounders and all kinds of scanning equipment, searching for more of Pablo Escobar’s hidden money pits.

Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm


$600 million is what he turned in....i wonder what the total amount found was

What a stupid fuk

 

[AkaDemiK]

old colombian farmer....he had no clue how to go about this....let me find that shyt today somewhere in ny....swag surfin all over the globe

 

[Art Barr]

all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

Where there is a will there is a way, nikka.
fukk outta here talembout where you put it ot hide it all.
It is gonna get hid just like how pablo hid his shyt....fukk Chu mean.



Art Barr

nikkaz got defeatist attitudes about the Bread they find now.
That is how low in self esteem motherfukkers are, now....
shyt is despicable.

 

[Coli Bot]

dumbass

 

[Koba St]

With that much cash you afford to have enough goons and mercenaries to protect you the same way the other drug dealers do.

And those goons will turn on you for that money

 

[jwonder]

Viva Colombia!!!! Weupa!!! Pablo may have done a lot of crazy shyt, but he looked out for the hood. Imagine if black folks with money did that in the US.

EDIT: This shyt seems fake. Big face 100's weren't out back then.

 

[eufemism]

600 million dollars in untraceable cash and this dude turned it in



This dudes whole lineage would have been set if he took the money




He must be trying to cosplay the cop in American Gangster that turned in a million bucks in cash

 

[Geek Nasty]

This dumbass told somebody he found a barrel full of cash?

It's like that line from Die Hard. You might get away with a couple million, but the only way you're getting away with 600 million is if they think you're dead.

 

[jwonder]

all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

So you would just turn it in? You're stupid. I'd make it happen. So many ways you can clean that money. You must not be hood smart at all.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

My full-time job would become laundering that money. It would take some time, but I'd get it done, setting up my family for centuries to come

 

[ORDER_66]

I would have took at least one bundle and ran away and kept my mouth shut....