Police would have only find 599,999,999
Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it
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All I would need is to find just one of these money pits and I would be set financially.
Getting out of the country with that much cash would be the hard part. I'd get a Catholic priest to scuttle me off in one of their low-key vehicles to the ocean where I would take a boat back to the US, and I'd leave their mission with a cash donation.
KeysT
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I think some of you are underestimating how hard it is to move with liquid money and not be noticed. Definitely possible but this world today is built on electronic banking. Moving out of the country and taking that much money with you would draw attention.
Can't even lie I would be 
.
Randomly one day when you're in your silk robe drinking some coffe some dudes are going to kick your door down talking about where's the money
Youre just standing there in your silk trying to look broke
before they kick your head in.
That type of money you're getting axed.
. Randomly one day when you're in your silk robe drinking some coffe some dudes are going to kick your door down talking about where's the money
Youre just standing there in your silk trying to look broke
before they kick your head in.That type of money you're getting axed.
ReturnOfJudah
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I would have definitely kept my mouth shut and started paying for anything that doesn't look suspicious in cash. I would kick some cash to my immediately family because I know they could keep their mouths shut. Of course I would have to make at least one mandatory trip to the strip club with a few stacks
If you are going to hook fam up you might want to play Santa. Just leave a little money on their doorstep every now and then. You can't tell them fools you are the one with the stash cuz you are going to end up dead (one way or the other)
- Just because Escobar is dead doesn't mean his cartel has to be
- I'm guessing he took a few stacks for him and his fam. No harm done
- I'm guessing he took a few stacks for him and his fam. No harm done
all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.
This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):
now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.
bruh he already found the perfect place to hide 600m...
c2daj
Pro
Yep, you could do a whole lot with that 1 dollarPolice would have only find 599,999,999
Field Marshall Bradley
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Field Marshall Bradley
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I may have to setup shop in Columbia for 4-5 years..... I wouldn't know how to get that much bread out of the country right out the gate..... We aint talking about washing 6 figures or, this is over half a billion dollars here....
What amazes me about these findings is how they amount to an exact figure, Lol
It's never like they find 545,388,828.98 cents
Like dude didn't think to take 30 dollars or so to go and fill his tractor up
sheesh.
It's never like they find 545,388,828.98 cents
Like dude didn't think to take 30 dollars or so to go and fill his tractor up
sheesh.
