Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it

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This dumbass told somebody he found a barrel full of cash? :dwillhuh:


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Right???!!!???

I would have bought a little island of my very own, a frog, a dog, with a solid gold bone...I would have had it made...


:whew:
 

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That's a lot of money, you'd need to have some type of plan and connections to do anything with it.

Can't travel, can't spend it, can't move it anywhere. If you do take some and try to leave, it take time to get access to another country and to try to get your family you left behind out of harms way. Plus you can't go around spending hella cash like that being a poor farmer and expect questions not to be asked

He probably knew of this money for awhile and it just became an albatross

He skimmed a milli or two off top before turning that shyt in, believe that.
 

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how are you gonna buy a house in cash without raising red flags breh? Don't you work at a convenience store? THINK breh....:why:

So the police gone come search ya whole property if you buy a home with cash?

And what does working at a convenience store have to do with this conversation?
 

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Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (December 1, 1949 – December 2, 1993) was a notorious Colombian drug lord who at the height of his career, supplied about 80% of the cocaine smuggled into the US. Known as “The King of Cocaine”, he was the wealthiest criminal in history, with an estimated known net worth of US$30 billion by the early 1990s, and approximately US$50 billion when including money that was buried in different areas of Colombia.

At the height of its power, Pablo Escobar’s drug cartel was smuggling fifteen tons of cocaine (worth more than half a billion dollars) into the United States every single day. He made so much money that he had to spend $1000 per week purchasing rubber bands to wrap the stacks of cash.

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Pablo had so much money that he could not possibly spend it all. He had over 800 luxury mansions all over Colombia, owned football teams, he gave away billions of dollars to help build hospital’s, schools, work programs and even rebuilt entire ghettos for the poverty stricken people of Colombia.:salute:

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Even with all that going on, he still had too much cash to hide. So he started to bury it all over Colombia. The location of each money pit was known by only Pablo and his three closest associates.


When Pablo was finally killed, the location of many of these money pits died with him. The CIA estimates there to be about 100 of these money pits that have yet to be discovered, each containing between five hundred million to one billion dollars.:damn:

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Fast forward to today. Meet Jose Mariena Cartolos, a 65 year old farmer who recently received a $3000 grant from the Colombian government to help him start a palm oil plantation on land that has been in his family for over 200 years.

While digging the irrigation trench for the plantation, Jose discovered something big beneath his feet. After further excavation, Jose discovered several large blue containers with something incredible inside.

Money, not just a few hundred dollars, not even a million dollars, heck not even 100 million dollars. This 65 year old farmer with nothing but the shirt on his back had managed to find one of Pablo Escobar’s money pit’s containing a whopping $600,000,000. Yup thats right, six hundred million dollars.:gladbron:


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It's not clear what will happen to the money now, but many speculate that Jose Mariena Cartolos will not be allowed to keep the money, but it will most likely remain in Colombia and be used to fund social and economical programs that help those in poverty.:martin:

This news will most likely create a modern day “Gold Rush” as people flock to the Colombian countryside with echo sounders and all kinds of scanning equipment, searching for more of Pablo Escobar’s hidden money pits.

Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm


$600 million is what he turned in....i wonder what the total amount found was:patrice:
They found $600M. Believe the wiser, that dude put some money away before he shared the news. No man in the middle of a farm did not get himself right. Best that farm sales about to One Direction numbers. Lol :mjpls:
 

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Breh if u are a smart man u could easily hide and use and launder that 600 million (not the whole amount) for the rest of your life


unluckily for us, the money was found by an uneducated peon that prolly cant even read
 

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I would have definitely kept my mouth shut and started paying for anything that doesn't look suspicious in cash. I would kick some cash to my immediately family because I know they could keep their mouths shut. Of course I would have to make at least one mandatory trip to the strip club with a few stacks:pachaha:
 

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I would have definitely kept my mouth shut and started paying for anything that doesn't look suspicious in cash. I would kick some cash to my immediately family because I know they could keep their mouths shut. Of course I would have to make at least one mandatory trip to the strip club with a few stacks:pachaha:
givin money to fam
is the first mistake...


u just found 600 mil in drug money, and u DONT kno who it belongs to.

If you take that shyt, u cant tell a soul my nikka, u gotta get ghost quick
 
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