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MR. SNIFLES said:
MAN WHERE DO I START? I JUST GOT HERE THIS MORNING. I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR THE FIRST VISIT. I GET IN THE CITY AND IT LOOKS LIKE DETROIT. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS NY TRICKED PEOPLE INTO LIVING IN THESE fukkED UP BUILDINGS. EVEN GOT THEM PAYING 1800 FOR A CLOSET IN MANHATTAN.

NEXT, THE HIGHWAYS. WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS shyt CAN EAT A 5LB BAG OF PICKLED BABY dikkS. BO TRUCKS ON PARKWAYS BUT GOOGLE MAPS WANTS TO SEND YOU EVERYWHERE ON PARKWAYS. EVERYTIME MY EXIT COMES UP ITS A fukkING PARKWAY WITH :umad: AT THE BOTTOM.

AND WHAT THE fukk IS WITH THE RATS? I SEEN 3 RATS ON 278 ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT DIRECTING TRAFFIC. THE CITY COULD AT LEAST GIVE THEM A SAFETY VEST OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? NAH...fukk THAT. TRUMP NEED TO DEPORT THESE fukkING RATS.

I WANTED TO TRY SOME GOOD MY FOOD BUT NAH. I GOT THE fukk UP OUTTA THAT fukk ASS CITY. YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOU GET TO JERSEY LIKE:blessed:.

I AIN'T EVEN SEE NO ASS OUT HERE. I SAW 2 THICK BROADS AND THEY WERE LONG NOSE GREEK BISHES. NOTHING BUT BOX BODY MEXICANS AND IHOP ASS WHITE GIRLS.

I'M ABOUT TO ASK MY GIRL FOR SOME MID DAY DIRTY PICS AND FURIOUSLY BEAT MY JOHNSON.

THE ONLY THE NY EXCELS AT IS HIGHWAY SUICIDES. IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN ON I95 DURING RUSH HOUR YOU JUST MOVE TO WHATEVER NEIGHBORHOOD YOU END UP IN. I WOULD RATHER BLOW MY BRAINS OUT BEFORE LOOPING AROUND TO GO BACK. THAT'S ASSUMING I CAN LOOP AROUND BECAUSE THE NEXT EXIT IS A fukkING PARKWAY.

TOOK ME 1.5 HRS TO GET FROM JAMAICA QUEENS TO JERSEY. I'M PRAYING THAT MY NEXT RUN IS IN JERSEY. IF I HAVE TO GO BACK INTO THE CITY I'M JUST GOING TO RIDE A BIKE INTO THE CITY AND CARRY THE PALLETS OUT ON MY BACK. IT'S GOTTA BE FASTER.
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MR. SNIFLES said:
OH MY GOD. I HAD TO BACK INTO NYC AND GRAB A LOAD FROM JFK. TOOK ME 2 HRS TO GET FROM JERSEY TO THE AIRPORT. THE LOAD ME UP LATE AND NOW IT'S RUSH HOUR.

THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A NEW YORKER. I FOLDED BOTH MY SIDE MIRRORS IN AND STOPPED USING MY BLINKERS. THEN I BLOW THE HORN AND YELL fukk YOU AFTER SWITCHING LANES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT BE MY LANE RUNS OUT.

4.5HR RIDE TURNED INTO 8HRS. I'M IN VIRGINIA FOR THE NIGHT. THANK GOD.
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Might be the funniest shyt I read here all year :pachaha:
 
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Dont hate NYC, but New York nikkaz are the worst. I remember when I was younger them dudes used to come to the A. Be calling us country, saying we were lame for having a grill, yet they monkey ass be out here in 104 degree heat with joggers and timbos. Clowned the fukk out them nikkaz, then proceeded to whoop ass if they ask for it.
 
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Youngblood Priest said:
Dont hate NYC, but New York nikkaz are the worst. I remember when I was younger them dudes used to come to the A. Be calling us country, saying we were lame for having a grill, yet they monkey ass be out here in 104 degree heat with joggers and timbos. Clowned the fukk out them nikkaz, then proceeded to whoop ass if they ask for it.
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All NY dudes?
 
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