All the Abrahamic religions have really clever conventions (e.g., the devil). That’s why they’re so popular. They all have certain absurdities as well. Christianity has the most, though. The fact that people legitimately believe that a man lived to be 33 years old and never fukked up, never did some shyt he wasn’t supposed to do — even as a kid, toddler, a terrible two year old, etc. not once and was perfect - boggles the fukking mind. Like, really think about what it would mean to be perfect for 33 fukking years, and it becomes a ridiculous notion to even entertain. Oh yeah, because his virgin mom was impregnated by the Holy Spirit like Anakin’s mom was impregnated by midichlorians. Yeah, she had a husband but he ain’t emm much knock her down and consummate the marriage. God was like look here you cuck!
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Additionally, an all powerful god came back to antiquity and was taking shyts like his mortal creation in the wilderness, no toilet paper, no wet wipes, no duvets, etc. breh was just funky like everybody else in the age on some just because tip
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Also, in times of great turmoil he was praying to other parts of his personage for strentffhhh. On some Kanye, “I’m gon look in the mirror if I need some help,” shyt.
Also, a trumpet is going to blow loud enough to be heard all over the world (supposedly soon. We’ve been waiting a hot ass minute), but won’t liquefy your ear drums and Jesus will return and descend from the heavens. Where is he coming from in the heavens? A trap door? Another dimension? We traverse the heavens all the time. Ain’t shyt up there
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I’m being somewhat facetious, but how people can’t see that this is world myth making no different than Greek mythology, and Greeks thinking Zeus was on mount Olympus hurling lightening bolts and such - I have no damn idea. That also boggles my mind. The main difference is we have an organized book some men decided to put together of these myths. It’s clearly ancient man trying to explain a world he doesn’t fully understand. However, it works for SOME people and can be a good vehicle for SOME. It provides SOME with a measure of peace in this chaotic and often unforgiving world, and in that context I don’t loathe it. It’s clearly utter rubbish, though.
confused bunch of people oh and 1+1+1 doesn’t = 1 so how in the fukk does the trinity make any sense to you dumb fukk confused Christians?
strangely enough...it matches other creation stories this way too
