Chris Rock files for divorce from his wife of 20 years

[Gallo]

19 years together? A younger, hotter upgrade was definitely past due.

 

[Stuntone]

She's put her magic spell on Chris

 

[mcdivit85]

Chris seems like the type of dude that got married because it was the "right thing to do." I mean, dude always ragged on marriage in his comedy skits. Always made it seem like a ball-busting, soul stealing, sexless affair that a man only does for the sake of being a good guy or from pressure via the chick, family or society. And then, I've never seen dude smile once when he was with his wife.

She cheesing in every pic and dude is in every photo. Dude always had the "this b#tch acting like she love in public but be trippin in the limo."

Plus, this chick was given title as a philanthropist. I hate how wives of rich men will use their husband's money to do sh#t and then want the credit for being a boss in her own right. And something tells me, as shrewd as Chris Rock is, that this irony tripped him out too.

Peace

 

[Luck]

have a daughter and you'll understand.

to someone stripping my name because of backwards ass traditions

So what happens when the daughter wants to get married, another hyphen? shyt sounds stupid

at "philanthropist"

How the fukk are you a philanthropist with money someone else earned.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Honestly believe someone should stay with someone because they look good, brehs. What grade are some of you nikkas in, man?

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Lol at how hard yup is going for marriage. Chris rock said eff this just like your dad did

Got one life to live, nukka did his 20 year sentence

lol nikka compared the marriage to a bid. I love The Coli, I swear.

Only reason I haven't repped some of you nikkas in here is because I have to spread it elsewhere first per the rules of the Land.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

13 pages worth of another man getting a divorce

but y'all swear you get p*ssy

 

[The Nigerian]

Wonder what happened? Rock doesn't seem the type to be smashing groupies like that

Uh, he has a history of this behavior.

This sh!t shouldn't be a surprise. I mean, two of his biggest movies were openly questioning his marriage.

 

[mcdivit85]

She probably run her mouth too much.

Considering the fact that she brings no money to the table she needs to keep mute.
I hope he finds himself a white woman with a big ass

 

[TNC]

She is bat shyt crazy that's the only thing I can chunk it up to.

Its that or her p*ssy stinks.

Those are the only two reasons a man couldn't suck it up and stick it out with Hallie. One of the baddest bytches is history, rich, famous, successful ages beautifully, etc. Any two of those reasons would keep a man faithful but she has them all and can't keep a man...

Yeah, she's bat shyt crazy or her p*ssy stinks. Nature's cruel irony...

 

[The Nigerian]

This is who he was fukking and they settle a lawsuit a few years ago

I remember this chick tried to set him up.

Demonic pvssy right there.

I'm not even into Eastern Eurotrash.

 

[blackzeus]

The type??

No straight man can deny groupie love

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Chris_Rock

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

It's hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

 

[mcdivit85]

Some woman just know how to make an older man feel young and alive. Especially when you're wife has gotten complacent.


When you're 50 and Flabbilous, if a cute young coworker taps you on the shoulder you'd be ready to leave your nagging wife.

That's the smile of a man that hasn't smiled in a while

The funny thing is, I never saw photos of him smiling as much or as big with his wife

Peace

 

[DaddyTime]

So what happens when the daughter wants to get married, another hyphen? shyt sounds stupid

By whose standards? I ain't assimilated into cac culture like that mentally...

Remember your for fathers if possible.

 

[Mowgli]

Wonder what happened? Rock doesn't seem the type to be smashing groupies like that

Yes he does look at him. Imagine his wife without fame.....