OH THIS JUST IN;
THE OSCAR COMMITTEE JUST RELEASED NEWS THAT JADA PINKETT AND WILL SMITH WILL BE THE VERY FIRST NOMINEES AND RECIPIENTS OF THEIR NEWLY CREATED
'FAILED PARENTS OF A LIFETIME' AWARD
THE BLACK COMMUNITY SHOULD BE SUPER PROUD TO HAVE ONE OF THEIR OWN RECEIVE SUCH A GREAT DISTINCTION
THE OSCAR COMMITTEE APOLOGIZES FOR NOT PRESENTING THE AWARD ON OSCAR NIGHT. A SPECIAL AWARD SHOW WILL BE SCHEDULED AT A LATER DATE SO THERE WONT BE ANY DISTRACTIONS.
STEVE HARVEY AND MISS COLOMBIA HAS BEEN RETAINED AS HOST AND TONS OF FRIED CHICKEN AND BUTTER BISCUITS WILL BE HANDED OUT.
THE AWARD COMES WITH A LIFETIME OF WATERMELON AND faq-PARAPHANILIA