"Chapter III,Vol I: The Jalen Hurts Era" **Official Philadelphia Eagles Season Thread 2022**

[Controversy]

My name BIG Controversy for a reason

Y'all can continue to circle jerk with each other bc y'all can't be objective

Call me names but I'll compare my resume & lifestyle to any one of you

And LEASY, U PUZZY AZZ HERMAPHRODITE, KEEP HIDING BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD FAKKIT

I'M OUT...GOOD RIDDANCE

 

[mikishere]

if we keeping it a buck all the teams that are usually in the mix or people thought would be good this year are pretty shyt

Chargers? Shaky
Bucs? Underperforming
Packers? Shaky
Rams? Champs - they look like they chillin
Niners? Shaky
Cowboys? Holding up very well
Chiefs - Should be fine
Broncos? Trash
Titans? Bleh
Bengals? Shaky but should be fine
Browns? Until Deshaun back they shaky
Bills? Ballers
Ravens? Shaky
Dolphins - could be in disarray after a good start

There are only 5 or so actual good teams in the league.

The Eagles, Rams, Bills, Chiefs and Cowboys. Bengals and Ravens could also get it together but meh.

You play who is in front of you. Other than the Bills and Bucs, every team out there is playing a bunch of average teams weak in-weak out.
I dont wanna hear that, we havent played anyone shyt...cause its "contenders" losing to teams that we beat, by good margin too.

The same Jags we bodied, got throttled by the Commanders who we also bodied
The same Packers people always talk up, lost to the Vikings who we bodied
The same Jags we beat, bodied the Chargers and shutout the Colts

Its just how the NFL works. The gap between a good team and a bad or average team is often a looooooot narrower than you think

its just salty people mad that the eagles are 4-0. same people thought the vikings offense would roll us or the jags were legit before losing to us. once we beat dallas, people will pretend that they werent hyping tf outta that defense.

 

[thashiek]

My name BIG Controversy for a reason

Y'all can continue to circle jerk with each other bc y'all can't be objective

Call me names but I'll compare my resume & lifestyle to any one of you

And LEASY, U PUZZY AZZ HERMAPHRODITE, KEEP HIDING BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD FAKKIT

I'M OUT...GOOD RIDDANCE

Don't leave breh. I'm one of the only posters who doesn't and won't put you on ignore. You gunna have to earn your troll status with me. Keep pushing my guy, don't cop out now. You're the only person I can say these things to on this board. Just like rich people need poor folks to do menial jobs, sane people need idiots for leisure.

Where is our first loss coming?

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

Yeah i been lurking and i have no idea why that dude is so mad haha.

See yall in 2 weeks, brehs.

 

[gangreen]

 

[PHamm]

taking me back to the sheppard/brown/dawkins/lewis era

Taylor Vincent Dawkins Al Harris

 

[Dig]

Ran that bytch 50 times

 

[gangreen]

Ran that bytch 50 times

This team can win multiple ways

Crazy cause this team hasn't even peaked yet

 

[VegasCAC]

That 2017 Energy

Filmed by the human crash test dummy, Covey

He won't be able to count to ten by the end of the season if he keeps doing that shyt on punt returns

 

[Leasy]

Filmed by the human crash test dummy, Covey

He won't be able to count to ten by the end of the season if he keeps doing that shyt on punt returns

 

[patscorpio]

Call me names but I'll compare my resume & lifestyle to any one of you

breh what does this have to do with anything...i have a resume and a high maintenance lifestyle too but i wouldn't use it for arguments about football

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

Don't leave breh. I'm one of the only posters who doesn't and won't put you on ignore. You gunna have to earn your troll status with me. Keep pushing my guy, don't cop out now. You're the only person I can say these things to on this board. Just like rich people need poor folks to do menial jobs, sane people need idiots for leisure.

Where is our first loss coming?

That's the thing though. The internet is full of trolls and provocateurs that are terrible at math.

They only have to be "right" once to claim victory. The second Jalen even appears to fukk up it'll be , like the 300 other times of him being blatantly wrong didn't happen.


So it doesn't matter when the Eagles lose. We all know how it'll play out.

A broken autographed Carson Wentz clock is still right twice a day.

 

[Leasy]

That's the thing though. The internet is full of trolls and provocateurs that are terrible at math.

They only have to be "right" once to claim victory. The second Jalen even appears to fukk up it'll be , like the 300 other times of him being blatantly wrong didn't happen.


So it doesn't matter when the Eagles lose. We all know how it'll play out.

A broken autographed Carson Wentz clock is still right twice a day.

He didn't post during the fist 3 week of GameDay as soon as Hurts throw an interception he posting like crazy. He is a weird ass dude.

You notice he doesn't mention Carson Wentz anymore who will probably never start a NFL game again very soon.

 

[Warren Peace]

can't wait for cowboys and cooper rush hype to fall of a cliff once they drop two straight to the rams and us in back to back weeks.

 

[So UnThotful]

Why that bozo 1* his own "team" thread?

Dude having a mental breakdown?