Cereal horror stories as a kid

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TYRONE GA!
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This bullshyt. You knew the family was struggling when moms came home from the supermarket with this horse shyt. It was so struggle it didn't even come in a box!

man you bringing back trauma :(
 

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This thread is bringing back memories. I use to love Honey Nut Clusters until .. discontinued. I would beg ( and win .. only child šŸ˜Š) my mom to get Cookie Crisp and Cocoa Puffs .. then around 98/99 recipes changed .. cause folks were getting too damn fat. They started putting all that healthy stuff in my cereals :pacspit:
 

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I was like 10 and NEEDED some cereal that day and only had a few bucks so I went to the bodega across the street and all they had that I could afford was Kaboom.

Kaboom, brehs. :mjcry:



Thatā€™s not even the worst part. I get home with my struggle box of cereal and the shyt had roaches in it. :damn:
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We in here having fun and your angry ass has to come in here and fukk it up. Kick rocks loser :camby:


U SOUND LIKE THE ANGRY ONE U PSYCHO. ALL I SAID WAS I FUX WIT ALL CEREAL LMFAO

AND I KNOW @shopthatwrecks SINCE THE EARLY 2000S WHEN HE USED TO TYPE IN YELLOW FONT SO I WAS FUCCIN WIT HIM

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nikka....

this is real pain

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Around 1989 I actually tried to bring King Vitamin over to the General Mills gang. Quaker was being a bunch of racist fakkits and did not want to give it up.


I was about to turn this WIC staple into a main contender on my roster. I was contemplating adding the cinnamon from Cinnamon Toast Crunch to King Vitamin and making the King a black guy.

It was going to be relaunched as Kang Cinnabreh
 
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