Cereal horror stories as a kid

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no nikkas in the commercials...n the box is yellow...always a cereal red flag.

no flavor...


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When my dad lost his job in the mid 90s my mom started buying more generic food products and this was around the time they came out with the big bag generic cereal that came in a see through bag. I told my mom to cop capt crunch and the book leg cinnamon toast crunch and man :sadcam:
 

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I was like 10 and NEEDED some cereal that day and only had a few bucks so I went to the bodega across the street and all they had that I could afford was Kaboom.

Kaboom, brehs. :mjcry:

That’s not even the worst part. I get home with my struggle box of cereal and the shyt had roaches in it. :damn:
Kaboom 🤣😂🤣😂

I remember that sweet ass cereal from the associated supermarket off rockaway Ave. shyt was so nasty, my friends mom didn't even force us to eat it and just threw that bytch away.
 

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Wait, WHAT???????

Sorry to laugh at your pain, but I've never heard of this shyt ever in my life, and we lived in some rough areas coming up.

Did hearing/ seeing video of Ghostface's All That I Got Is You trigger bad memories?

That box of Kaboom was probably sitting on that shelf for 4 years before my ass bought it. Cracked it open and I instantly (thankfully) saw bugs moving in that shyt and tossed it. And hell yeah, that Ghostface line always take me back to that struggle box of Kaboom. :bryan:
 

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Kaboom 🤣😂🤣😂

I remember that sweet ass cereal from the associated supermarket off rockaway Ave. shyt was so nasty, my friends mom didn't even force us to eat it and just threw that bytch away.
The struggle of all hood cereals breh. I grew up in Bushwick and it was always a corner bodega staple, gathering dust right there up top.
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is it me or did they change the formula to this? i remember it having more peanut butter taste as a kid, but now it's sugary trash

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I don’t stan other Cereals than my own line BUT…The OG peanut butter Cap’n Crunch was a fuking problem. It is different now. They changed something
 

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You don't know true cereal horror unless you woke up one Saturday morning, notice u finally have milk cause ya other 3 brothers didn't dog all the milk... :myman:

You reach up on the fridge to get ya favorite bowl of fruity pebbles.. you start pouring it in the bowl......:takedat:



And a couple roaches fall out:mjcry:

The struggle was real :mjcry:
 
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