Cereal horror stories as a kid
- Thread starter Ed MOTHERFUCKING G
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I don’t remember those tasting bad…I would always end up with like half a bowl of milk tho cuz they didn’t sog up the milk that well
Man all we got was plain cheerios or kellog flakes. Always had to dump tablespoons of sugar in the bowl. When we did get some sweet cereal in the house that shyt didn't last at all
Cap'n crunch was the designer cereal in the house followed up with honeycomb
Cap'n crunch was the designer cereal in the house followed up with honeycomb
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I was in a weird spot in my life when I made these shyts. My bad breh.
I remember when these dropped, I asked my parents and they got it for me, opened that box and it was just pure sugar donut scent. I was pumped then poured myself a bowl and got ready to watch the X-Men give Magneto the beatdown of his life....that cereal was straight SUGAR, I spit that shyt out immediately and felt lightweight dizzy. That mess had to have had 800 grams of sugar per serving. I didn't even tell my parents and had to toss the whole box out, shyt was too sweet for a KID!!
The mid 90's was a wild time. I was getting mad heat from Post and fakkit ass Kelloggs so I was smoking hella weed and just comin up with crazy concoctions trying to stay on top of the Cereal game.
Peter Popoff
Baba Yega in black uptowns
Not the honeycombs slander. That shyt goes hard.
One was when my mom brought home a box of life cereal. What a waste of milk. Probably the most trash cereal I've had to date.
The other one was eating capn crunch as an adult (after spending college eating cooked meals from the cafeteria), and i realized it cuts up the roof of your mouth and gums
The other one was eating capn crunch as an adult (after spending college eating cooked meals from the cafeteria), and i realized it cuts up the roof of your mouth and gums
Peter Popoff
Baba Yega in black uptowns
Raisin bran 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I forgot about this
This bullshyt. You knew the family was struggling when moms came home from the supermarket with this horse shyt. It was so struggle it didn't even come in a box!
PlayerNinety_Nine
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I grew up in the UK - so my cereal experience was waaaay less varied. Outside of maybe Frosted Flakes (They were called Frosties in England) every cereal felt like some sort of Victorian punishment in the early 80's. It was like British scientists were working purposefully to remove any idea of fun and flavour from breakfast.
I remember seeing the Weetabix commercial with the breakdaning Weetabix when I was really young and thinking "Those have to be fire - no-one's getting bars off and moonwalking for a shytty cereal, the way Dunk and them man are giving it up
"
Goddamn was I wrong.
shyt was like soaked cardboard. And if you don't get to the milk before the Weetabix absorbs it all, God bless
Like that shyt had to have been the same gruel that Oliver Twist was being fed. And he was down so bad he asked for more.
To this day - anytime I see the
- it reminds me of being 
as fukk, at the kitchen counter at my parents' house, eating Thatcher era Weetabix
I remember seeing the Weetabix commercial with the breakdaning Weetabix when I was really young and thinking "Those have to be fire - no-one's getting bars off and moonwalking for a shytty cereal, the way Dunk and them man are giving it up
"Goddamn was I wrong.
shyt was like soaked cardboard. And if you don't get to the milk before the Weetabix absorbs it all, God bless
Like that shyt had to have been the same gruel that Oliver Twist was being fed. And he was down so bad he asked for more.
To this day - anytime I see the
- it reminds me of being as fukk, at the kitchen counter at my parents' house, eating Thatcher era Weetabix
Thread is fukkin hilarious….
Chocolate Frosted Flakes takes it for me. I got a mean sweet tooth but all that chocolate and sugar had me tapping out. In fact, only chocolate cereals I ever liked were Count Chocula and Cocoa Pebbles.
Aside from that, Smacks and Golden Crisp were kinda mid and looked like the holy bread I got at church which my childlike palette thought was nasty as fukk.
Chocolate Frosted Flakes takes it for me. I got a mean sweet tooth but all that chocolate and sugar had me tapping out. In fact, only chocolate cereals I ever liked were Count Chocula and Cocoa Pebbles.
Aside from that, Smacks and Golden Crisp were kinda mid and looked like the holy bread I got at church which my childlike palette thought was nasty as fukk.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
my pops used to eat shredded wheat then frosted mini wheats.
I couldn't stand either. that shyt taste like hay
sometimes I'd lick the frosting off the mini wheats and throw them away in the
KIX
Them shyts stayed on top of the fridge untouched through the best of times and the worst of times
nikka....
this is real pain
