Celebs you've met who are a55holes in real life despite their positive public facade

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Met her while we was both at osu in a club. Seemed cool and I started smashing. one day her brother,who was visiting from philly asked me how can I be so cool with what shes doing. After he filled me in I was like
After that we went from hanging everyday to me giving her late night calls
She called me out on it and like a dumbass I broke it off being to high and mighty
And yes that ass was
Damn I fukked up

What them p*ssy walls like? she look like she got that kinda loose/gushy stuff


But no tightness/grip?

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

What them p*ssy walls like? she look like she got that kinda loose/gushy stuff


But no tightness/grip?

That p*ssy was Ithe shyt outta it. And it made that gushy sound too.
And it was actually pretty tight Maybe she hadnt made many movies yet

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

I met Dipset at the airport one time and give them a nod. fukking jim jones and juelz rolled their eyes but the gawd killacam gave me some dap and said my sneakers were cool. Had one some red and blue airmax95s

Seems like #Jimmy had the basketball JONES!!!



.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Met a lot of ballplayers but the ones that stood out were Lisa Leslie, Bobby Jackson and Ron Artest.

Saw Lisa Leslie at Nike Town when I was in Vegas shooing away everyone that came within ten feet of her with her security and her AC Green lookalike husband.
She almost gave a group of little girls the cold shoulder too until she figured out that would be a bad PR move so she got a instant change of heart and signed some autographs for them. She's like the female

Lisa Leslie is a real bytch.She was mean as fukk when I met her back in like 2001.She seemed bothered by me asking for her autograph, but got even more offended when I told her it was for my sister.


She shot me that feminist/ you're a sexist eye and handed me my pen and paper back.She really felt some kind of way about that shyt

 

[MBwithadream]

They need a twitter page where victims of michael jordan can go to heal....chamillionaire wuz hurt as fuk

How a bout a thread?

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

That p*ssy was Ithe shyt outta it. And it made that gushy sound too.
And it was actually pretty tight Maybe she hadnt made many movies yet

Tell me more about her ride game?


Is it as marvelous as it looks on film?




I'mma leave you alone after that one

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

a few girls told me gucci mane is a huge a$$hole if he doesnt think ur cute.

Is that why you don't bump his murzak?



"Oh, it's holiday season!"



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[Illeye buckmatic]

Tell me more about her ride game?


Is it as marvelous as it looks on film?




I'mma leave you alone after that one

Her ride game was especially when her ass is facing you and shes looking the other way bouncing up and down with some grinding inbetween.
And she DEMANDS a man to take charge and rough her up a lil bit. Took me awhile to get used too
And when giving head she had this trick with her tongue I dont know exactly what dhe did and everytime I try to explain it to a girl giving me head,they be like

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

i met barack obama, for about 5 seconds, shook his hand.

some lady in his camp told us he didnt have time.

nikka, you the president, you gonna make time for me

 

[Blackking]

Met Kim Kardasian at a hotel in Dallas.. I was there for a conference. Finer in person, I wasn't that hype about her before that.
She madd Short, just like I like them (short, thick), I prefer black chicks, but she was just too fine to not say anything; plus she had only one dude escorting her and she made eye contact for more than one sec with me.

Played it cool, said something about getting some sushi at hotel bar.. she said she was in a relationship... But then she still kept talking - which let me know that if I was a celebrity and ever had a real chance, then she would be an unfaithful hoe.
No woman in a relationship should talk that much with a random n1gga. Period.
I didn't get an autograph, cuz that's girl sh1t... plus all I wanted was to hit it so that I could brag or whatever.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Met Kim Kardasian at a hotel in Dallas.. I was there for a conference. Finer in person, I wasn't that hype about her before that.
She madd Short, just like I like them (short, thick), I prefer black chicks, but she was just too fine to not say anything; plus she had only one dude escorting her and she made eye contact for more than one sec with me.

Played it cool, said something about getting some sushi at hotel bar.. she said she was in a relationship... But then she still kept talking - which let me know that if I was a celebrity and ever had a real chance, then she would be an unfaithful hoe.
No woman in a relationship should talk that much with a random n1gga. Period.
I didn't get an autograph, cuz that's girl sh1t... plus all I wanted was to hit it so that I could brag or whatever.

KK was macking you at hotel...which hotel was it? when did the chat happen?

 

[Still Benefited]

Met Kim Kardasian at a hotel in Dallas.. I was there for a conference. Finer in person, I wasn't that hype about her before that.
She madd Short, just like I like them (short, thick), I prefer black chicks, but she was just too fine to not say anything; plus she had only one dude escorting her and she made eye contact for more than one sec with me.

Played it cool, said something about getting some sushi at hotel bar.. she said she was in a relationship... But then she still kept talking - which let me know that if I was a celebrity and ever had a real chance, then she would be an unfaithful hoe.
No woman in a relationship should talk that much with a random n1gga. Period.
I didn't get an autograph, cuz that's girl sh1t... plus all I wanted was to hit it so that I could brag or whatever.

that's gon hurt lookin back wonderin if u had a chance...lemme guess u stopped at I have a boyfriend? I woulda been pitchin ideas bout how messing with a regular everyday savage would cause a lot of drama on her reality show and boost the ratings "mama wouldn't like that at all would she"....everybody would wanna know who this nikka is with all this swag who pulled Kim K and got 235$ in his bank account...it boost them ratings up,not to mention how id boost that azz up once she get to know me



*wakes up from fantasy*

 

[TrueEpic08]

And it was actually pretty tight Maybe she hadnt made many movies yet

Did she do yoga or a lot of kegel exercises?

 

[bl2k8]

When I was a kid back in 98-99 I was in Detroit at the white castle, my uncle used to work for hot 107.5, this weird looking white guy walks in the white castle and runs directly to the restroom, my uncles like "hey 50cent stan, thats eminem he just signed with Dr. Dre" I asked unc if I should get an autograph and he was like hell yea, go for it nef-u. So I proceed to the restroom, and I waited outside Em's stall as he took a real gassy wet shyt. Then when he came out He looked at me like how do you know who I am?, then he signed my starter cap "thanks for the support....a$$hole"
I was like "wow, what a gentleman"

So you the dude em was talking about on the way I am eh

 

[bl2k8]

When I was a kid back in 98-99 I was in Detroit at the white castle, my uncle used to work for hot 107.5, this weird looking white guy walks in the white castle and runs directly to the restroom, my uncles like "hey 50cent stan, thats eminem he just signed with Dr. Dre" I asked unc if I should get an autograph and he was like hell yea, go for it nef-u. So I proceed to the restroom, and I waited outside Em's stall as he took a real gassy wet shyt. Then when he came out He looked at me like how do you know who I am?, then he signed my starter cap "thanks for the support....a$$hole"
I was like "wow, what a gentleman"

So you the dude em was talking about on the way I am huh