Celebs you've met who are a55holes in real life despite their positive public facade

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one that stands out as an oddly overzealous cornball is dame dash. this is going back damn near 8 or 9 years now (just pre roc breakup). my friends used to throw a party at a restaurant barolo in soho. the restaurant has a large back garden (which is rare for manhattan) so when the weather was nice it basically turned into a lounge w good music, people chilling, drinking, smoking whatever. my friend and i were chilling at this table drinking and smoking on a glass one hitter. i guess he smelled the smoke and came over and asked to burn w us. we passed him the bowl and what not and he just started chatting away. name dropping random strains of weed he's smoked recently, completely amazed by the glass bowl we were smoking (literally claimed to have never seen one before), asked where he could buy one (the heads shops in the w vill are steps away), wanted to know if we could hook up our dealers. it got to the point where we thought he might have even been us but he sat there for like 10 mins chatting away. looking back maybe he was geeked up on yak or something like that but it was definitely a wtf moment.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

i should neg u nikka

I should neg myself

 

[3rdLetter]

was with my co worker on lunch when we seen Susan Lucci (All My Children) in Roosevelt Field. She asked her for a pic and autograph and she straight up blew her off on some MJ/Chamillionaire shyt. I heard she was a bytch from other co workers that had seen her around (she still lives in Garden City I think) but shyt had me like and at the same time.

 

[RiffRaff]

Also last year in San Antonio while I was working at Finish Line, I met this RnB nikka who for the life of me I can't remember his name. Anyways my manager recognized him and he was supposed to be a pretty big name back in day during the time he was touring with Ace Hood.


RnB Guy: Yeah, we'll swing by the mall tomorrow too and Ace Hood will be with us if you want to meet him.

Me: Just holla at your boy when you come on through I'll be here and hook you guys up. (I'm gonna be eating good off this commission. )

RnB Guy Walking Away: That lil' nikka actually believed me

They never came back

 

[DallasTxRep]

I seen Raz B standing outside of a liquor store on Florence and Figueroa. He was takin pics with some b!tches out there. Dude had to be like 5'3 or something. I was with my cuzzin and after we left the store, we walked up on him. My cuzzin walked up on him like, "Cuhz, what you doin in the hood?". He put his hand out and I swear that at the end of every sentence he kept sayng "respect brother". We basically found out his mom was at the nail shop next to the store. My cuzzin wanted to rob him, but I told her to leave him alone, he waiting on his moms and that'll be fukked up to do that while she was around. A week later he was announcing that Chris Stokes ran up in him

 

[skeetsinternal]

Spike Lee was a dikk. Dude got a constant chip on his shoulder and nasty rebutals for no reason.
Remember that group 3LW? Naturi was a bytch wanna be diva, couldnt stand her, puss smell like chitlins

 

[Busby]

I met a few celebrities here and there...none were an a$$hole to me tho...

I met Numskull from the Luniz a few times..dude was cool as fukk...

Same with Mistah Fab...

I've met and took a picture with Angie Davis...a moment I will never forget..

I be seeing Vernon Davis at RANDOM places...

1st time: Me and my homie were went to the movies to see the new Resident Evil movie at the time. When we got in line I see this tall black dude with dreads and a female with him. He lightweight cut in front of us, but I don't think he noticed so I wasn't really tripping.

Me and my boy buy our tickets and get in line, I notice some dude next to him was all excited and started asking him hella questions. When I got a good look at him it was Vernon Davis. It was during his 2nd year with the Niners, and he was hella cool. He complimented my shirt that I was wearing too. I asked him how he felt about Nolan getting fired mid way through the season and all he said was "I'm happy as HELL they fired him! Dude was a liar and a straight up a$$hole!"..he then went on to praise Singletary and said he was going to like him. The next week Singletary kicked him out the game...

2nd Time: When me and my homies were at a hooka lounge, I saw him and Frank Gore going to the club next door. My homies became all groupie like and literally RUN after them like

Gore was like but he chopped it up with them for a bit..Davis was cool..he dapped me up and said that he remembered me from the movies and shyt...gave him a ....he was about to smoke our hooka with us but his bytch was telling him to go...but he was really thinking about it for a good min...

Other Times: I would just see him at the mall, or starbucks, grocery stores, or other random ass places....


Other then that...thats it..

 

[LezJepzin]

Met a lot of ballplayers but the ones that stood out were Lisa Leslie, Bobby Jackson and Ron Artest.

Saw Lisa Leslie at Nike Town when I was in Vegas shooing away everyone that came within ten feet of her with her security and her AC Green lookalike husband.
She almost gave a group of little girls the cold shoulder too until she figured out that would be a bad PR move so she got a instant change of heart and signed some autographs for them. She's like the female

I ran into Bobby Jackson at a club trying to get at the pawg I was talking to that night. I was like, "nikka , go home to your wife and five kids" The bytch got all starstruck when she noticed him telling me, "oh, that's Bobby Jackson" Me: I got the number unlike him but I never got to smash

I used to see Ron Artest at the bars after the games when he was a King. Remember him sitting at the corner of the bar wearing a light blue suit like he got it from Pops from the Wayans Bros. He also came in at midnight at a club I was making out with a pawg from UCLA. Had everyone there especially the DJ.

Saw Ralph Sampson at a Chuckie Cheese when I was in the fourth grade. 7'4" but lanky as fukk.

Kevin Johnson is a longtime member at my church. Got his autograph one summer when I was in the fifth grade during a sermon.

Michael Phelps is the biggest Dork you'll ever meet in your life. Ran into him at a club a few years ago after a Kings game . He was trying to rap to some old school Dr Dre The DJ was literally begging chicks to come up to his VIP booth.

Met Swizz Beatz in Vegas. Cool dude. Told him I liked his work, told me thanks and got my picture taken with him. Had a suscription to Blender Magazine at the time where they had a section where if you sent them a pic you took with a celeb, you'll get a cell phone if they select it. They picked my pic for the Aug. 2007 issue and I got a free, cheap ass, Virgin prepaid phone

Keak Da Sneak would regularly come into the Frys I used to work at to get his CPU worked on. Helped him a few times. Cool ass dude but his rap voice is is real life voice.

 

[Silkk]

Met her while we was both at osu in a club. Seemed cool and I started smashing. one day her brother,who was visiting from philly asked me how can I be so cool with what shes doing. After he filled me in I was like
After that we went from hanging everyday to me giving her late night calls
She called me out on it and like a dumbass I broke it off being to high and mighty
And yes that ass was
Damn I fukked up

You was hitting it raw?

 

[J-MIL]

Met her while we was both at osu in a club. Seemed cool and I started smashing. one day her brother,who was visiting from philly asked me how can I be so cool with what shes doing. After he filled me in I was like
After that we went from hanging everyday to me giving her late night calls
She called me out on it and like a dumbass I broke it off being to high and mighty
And yes that ass was
Damn I fukked up

 

[filial_piety]

met quite a few like B.Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Kofi Anon, Madeline Albright, Muhammed Ali, Spike Lee (3 times), Jerry Rice, Bill Cosby and a few others and they were all very "diplomatic" made a lot of small talk and were cool. Although Bill Cosby is more interested in hearing himself talk than anyone else and Jimmy Carter actually believes that he's more important than he actually is or was.

But overall I give more props to Ali, that dude has the heart of a lion even with his health being what it is...

I heard Lebron and Jordan were straight asses tho...

I once read that Lebron was notorious for bad tipping, like $1 or some shyt. There's also a GIF out there of him coming onto the floor and then one of those kids that helps keep the floor clean reaches for his warm up suit before it hit the ground and Lebron straight tosses that shyt on the ground in front of his face despite the kid sticking his hand out in front of him to grab it.

And I also read that Jordan was once seen in Vegas with a snowbunny when he was still married. Some dude spotted him at a craps table with a lot of people around him. The dude managed to ask for an autograph and Jordan basically waved him away and told him to wait until he was done. Dude waited by the wall or soe shyt out of the way. A few hours later Jordan just left and the guy didn't get his autograph. I mean shyt, it would have taken him 3 seconds to scribble something and he would've made the guy's day.


I also read Jordan's wife was well aware of his escipades for years, and would call him out on it, and dude would just cuss her out and remind her that he is "Michael Jordan"

 

[iamstr8fire]

I met Floyd Mayweather in person at Lennox Mall like 3 months after he destroyed Arturo Gatti. One of my Italian friends was with me and when Floyd found out he was a Gatti fan Floyd was like . After that all of Floyd's henchmen started clowning my buddy. One huge dude was there and he just kept saying 'Gatti Trash Breh'. He had to say it literally 20 times.

When they stopped Floyd looked at my boy, took a deep breath, and yelled out YOU'RE A GATTI FAN SON



I was the whole time

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Been said Bill Cosby mean in person

 

[Scotch Hall]

WHERES THE N!GGA WHO MET EARTHQUAKE AND GOT SH!TTED ON? LOL AN OLD SOHH THREAD I BELIEVE.

Looked like a natural disaster after it was done

Spoiler

 

[wutang512]

Saw machine gun kelly at sxsw this yr by the korean bbq food truck. Dude was looking paranoid as fukk standing around like somebody was going to rob him. Next thing you know all these black girls see him and his whole demeanor changes and starts taking photos with them.

Talib Kweli: met him at sxsw in 2010 he was real cool, calm, and quiet. I think he was just tired from the concert though.

Jean Grae: Ol girl is a trip she was cracking jokes gave me a hug and shyt. Stole a cigarette from my cousin while we were back stage.

Bruce Bowen: I was driving through The palladium parking lot looking for a open space when randomly I see Bruce Bowen walking by my car. I say, "I think thats Bruce Bowen!"
he turns around and says, "Yes it is" and keeps walking off

Slim Thug: I met him before he got famous at texas relays and that nikka was tall as hell and signed one of my jerseys no problem and was real cool.