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Cats getting shredded by critics
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"Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery."
I wonder what's worse....the movie or this fukkin review.
I wonder what's worse....the movie or this fukkin review.
Idris needs to stop picking these trash ass films
OJ Simpsom
Superstar
Hamilton movie saying hold my drink.
Apollo
Music & Arts
I don't know what people expected from this, the play itself is a pile of shyt, it's basically a furry film.
These reviews are entertaining af
“By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore“
“Congratulations to dogs”
“Finally, a whole new generation can discover that the Cats musical is two hours of human-feline hybrids without genitals having no-touch sex and begging for death via song.”
“You must witness the hubris of director Tom Hooper. You must witness the hubris of Hollywood. The hubris of these performers”
“It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again“
“By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore“
“Congratulations to dogs”
“Finally, a whole new generation can discover that the Cats musical is two hours of human-feline hybrids without genitals having no-touch sex and begging for death via song.”
“You must witness the hubris of director Tom Hooper. You must witness the hubris of Hollywood. The hubris of these performers”
“It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again“
I’m drinking in this hotel bar with real tears in my eyes over this thread Breh.These reviews are entertaining af
“By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore“
“Congratulations to dogs”
“Finally, a whole new generation can discover that the Cats musical is two hours of human-feline hybrids without genitals having no-touch sex and begging for death via song.”
“You must witness the hubris of director Tom Hooper. You must witness the hubris of Hollywood. The hubris of these performers”
“It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again“
these reviews are why the internet exists.
They can quickly cash in and get in on this joke if they just post these reviews with new commercials for the film. You can sell and repurpose this as the new age "The Room" that everyone can get in on at the floor level come its theatrical release day.
They're going to be memed into oblivion...they might as well be the ones to cash in on it
"CATS is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs"
“CATS is pure nightmare fuel. The rejects from The Island of Dr. Moreau putting on a show is bad enough, but add to that more crotch shots than a Michael Bay movie and every imaginable pun…and that still won't prepare you for the hellscape that is children faces CGIed onto mice.”
“First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I’m not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either.”
I’m clocking out. This has been fun
“First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I’m not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either.”
I’m clocking out. This has been fun
Idris be picking some stupid fukkn Roles