omg this is one of my favorite threads
Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread
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A friend of mine has a daughter. The baby is only 1 y/o but treats me like I have the plague. If I try to hold her she gets so upset and then she just stares at me the whole until she falls asleep...wakes up and stares at me some more. Kid is weird.
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WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
I remember years ago I use to work for this summer arts camp and there was this short, bad ass kid that had a quick fukking mouth.
Lord, I wish I could have put my hands on him and whipped his ass...
Lord, I wish I could have put my hands on him and whipped his ass...
skokiaan
African original
this thread
man dealing with kids is like looking at a mirror..there is always moments of feeling like
when dealin with them fukkers....but try dealing with them shyts when there is a crowd...they always leave a nikka 
with the lil bit of confidence you have stripped away
man dealing with kids is like looking at a mirror
..there is always moments of feeling likewhen dealin with them fukkers....but try dealing with them shyts when there is a crowd...they always leave a nikka with the lil bit of confidence you have stripped away
A friend has his daughter with him. He's at the store and runs into an older woman he met briefly before. They are chatting and...
Daughter: Dad she looks like Kim
Dad: *knows who she's talking about tries to change the subject* Yes honey she does. Anyway...
Daughter: Yeah GRANDMA Kim...
Lady:
He said the lady looked like she wanted to deck the little girl in the face.
Daughter: Dad she looks like Kim
Dad: *knows who she's talking about tries to change the subject* Yes honey she does. Anyway...
Daughter: Yeah GRANDMA Kim...
Lady:
He said the lady looked like she wanted to deck the little girl in the face.
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
She won't leave me alone. A few days ago, we were sitting watching TV, and she just looks at me and mouths "You're weird 
" smh. She needs to be an improv actor or a comedian
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This is one of the funniest threads on the Coli
Mannn my grandmother ethered the fukk out of my cousin. My cousin Princess is a butch lesbian. She had just come back from a job interview and was complaining that she has been on a 4 interviews and nobody is hiring. She is hoping this one hires her.
My grandmother looked her up n down.
And said well if you take off the mens suit and put on a damn dress you may get a job.
I spit out my drink
Then she said. Your name is Princess for christs sake.
I promptly fell on the floor.
Mannn my grandmother ethered the fukk out of my cousin. My cousin Princess is a butch lesbian. She had just come back from a job interview and was complaining that she has been on a 4 interviews and nobody is hiring. She is hoping this one hires her.
My grandmother looked her up n down.
And said well if you take off the mens suit and put on a damn dress you may get a job. I spit out my drink
Then she said. Your name is Princess for christs sake.
I promptly fell on the floor.
Facetime with my niece last Tuesday, shaved my beard down to basically a shadow since we’re likely gonna be cooped up for a while so why not change my look for a bit.
I’ve had a pretty good beard going for a few years.
She pretty much hit me with this when she saw me
wont be shaving again anytime soon.
I’ve had a pretty good beard going for a few years.
She pretty much hit me with this when she saw me
wont be shaving again anytime soon.
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
SMMFH! These kids cooped up....their ether levels are overflowing. I'm chillin in my room, my daughter walks in. She was singing the theme song to Little Einsteins, but she changed the words:
We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
LOOK AT YOUR HAIRLINE!!!
That joint hurt....I was staring off into space, pondering life LOL
My son is getting into video games, and he plays online with his friends. We were just chillin one day, and he looks at me and says the following:
Son:
Dad? I hate to say it, but, you're kind of a noob, man.
Me:
Send these lil mufukkas back to school. I've had enough
We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
LOOK AT YOUR HAIRLINE!!!
That joint hurt....I was staring off into space, pondering life LOL
My son is getting into video games, and he plays online with his friends. We were just chillin one day, and he looks at me and says the following:
Son:
Dad? I hate to say it, but, you're kind of a noob, man. Me:
Send these lil mufukkas back to school. I've had enough
GhettoTeK
All Star
Oh shytA friend has his daughter with him. He's at the store and runs into an older woman he met briefly before. They are chatting and...
Daughter: Dad she looks like Kim
Dad: *knows who she's talking about tries to change the subject* Yes honey she does. Anyway...
Daughter: Yeah GRANDMA Kim...
Lady:
He said the lady looked like she wanted to deck the little girl in the face.
SMMFH! These kids cooped up....their ether levels are overflowing. I'm chillin in my room, my daughter walks in. She was singing the theme song to Little Einsteins, but she changed the words:
We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
LOOK AT YOUR HAIRLINE!!!
That joint hurt....I was staring off into space, pondering life LOL
My son is getting into video games, and he plays online with his friends. We were just chillin one day, and he looks at me and says the following:
Son:
Me:
Send these lil mufukkas back to school. I've had enough
Wow...
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
Smh damn, she been sonning me for over 3 years
skokiaan
African original
breh!!!A few days ago, we were sitting watching TV, and she just looks at me and mouths "You're weird