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By Popular Demand: True Coliwood Stories - College Athletics
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I know I'm late, but big ups for these stories mane. Takes me back to college all over again. I was just a regular dude, but I ran into a lot of stuff like this, so it makes me LOL. I knew hellafied chicks that were part of our campus hosts group for recruits as well as some of those non-officials. Used to see/hear all kinds of stuff. Knowing some of that stuff makes me pissed at my own fanbase when I read about our school's morals or not at my school, or how we're above something.
Separate from race, I was flabbergasted after high school.....I had the p*ssy on a pedestal like the 40 year old virgin, and when I started seeing how these broads were acting, it made me lose hope in humanity. Dirty people.
lol, this happened at my sisters wedding. Her husband is a Kappa and I was trying to hit up on these nice looking young ladies, then right in the middle of the damn dance floor with their canes. I never fukked with them in college, so I was like
then reality that they broke up the groove 
The_Hillsta
Neva missin a beat
"If you plan on gettin by hur, you gone have to play in the snow"
That's the shyt this Q told me on my recruiting trip. Never heard that term in my muthafukkin life up until THAT moment. I thought he was talkin bout ballin in the snow. It was the first time I heard the terms "grey hoe" and "snow bunny" also. I went to a predominantly black and mexican high school where white chicks was the minority....Let me tell y'all somethin, Walt in here speakin the GOSPEL!
Bruhs, imagine being fresh outta high school and having an older b1tch perform shyt on you that you only witnessed in a muthafukkin porno and mind you this was way before the internet was even poppin.
Them grey hoes was trurnin young nikkaz out, even upperclassmen. We had "old nikkaz" who was finished with ball, no more eligibility posted up in married housing. Some of them nikkaz had the audacity to marry and impregnate them jawbones
That shyt with them white boys being fascinted with dikk size is gospel. The first time i ever heard that shyt was in my college locker room. Them white boys is crazy, muthafukka told me he wanted to "watch me fukk his girl with that anaconda of mine." We ain't making ANY of this shyt up yall, young nikkaz peep game.
One of the players had to hold me back, here i was 18 years old thinkin this muthafukka gay lookin at dikks n shyt not knowin that this was just the beginning of a series of in the locker room, white frat party, bedrrom, black dikk infatuation comments that I would be hearing from grey hoes and white boys throughout my college career.
I mean, this the type of shyt that happens to you that you can't even really talk about in real life convo unless the muthafukkas involved experienced it also, thread is damn near therapy....
Word to Walt
That's the shyt this Q told me on my recruiting trip. Never heard that term in my muthafukkin life up until THAT moment. I thought he was talkin bout ballin in the snow. It was the first time I heard the terms "grey hoe" and "snow bunny" also. I went to a predominantly black and mexican high school where white chicks was the minority....Let me tell y'all somethin, Walt in here speakin the GOSPEL!
Bruhs, imagine being fresh outta high school and having an older b1tch perform shyt on you that you only witnessed in a muthafukkin porno and mind you this was way before the internet was even poppin.
Them grey hoes was trurnin young nikkaz out, even upperclassmen. We had "old nikkaz" who was finished with ball, no more eligibility posted up in married housing. Some of them nikkaz had the audacity to marry and impregnate them jawbones
That shyt with them white boys being fascinted with dikk size is gospel. The first time i ever heard that shyt was in my college locker room. Them white boys is crazy, muthafukka told me he wanted to "watch me fukk his girl with that anaconda of mine." We ain't making ANY of this shyt up yall, young nikkaz peep game.
One of the players had to hold me back, here i was 18 years old thinkin this muthafukka gay lookin at dikks n shyt not knowin that this was just the beginning of a series of in the locker room, white frat party, bedrrom, black dikk infatuation comments that I would be hearing from grey hoes and white boys throughout my college career.
I mean, this the type of shyt that happens to you that you can't even really talk about in real life convo unless the muthafukkas involved experienced it also, thread is damn near therapy....
Word to Walt
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Sadly I have been that Mandingo megazord that deflowered white puss on the college underground railroad. I never considered the socio-political ramifications of my actions though. Truthfully I was just trying to get a nut 
Is this bizarre interracial sexual dynamic more pronounced in the south? I'm not trying to say the north has more progressive race relations because I have never spent an extended amount of time in the south but the stories you're describing have me
Not sure if it has been brought up but Strom Thurmond is a great illustration of this behavior.
Strom Thurmond’s black daughter: a symbol of America’s complicated racial history
Not sure if it has been brought up but Strom Thurmond is a great illustration of this behavior.
Strom Thurmond’s black daughter: a symbol of America’s complicated racial history
Black Ball
Superstar
Damn, great stories Walt. shyt is real intriguing & informative of the different racial/sexual dynamics in different parts of the country. LA aint nothing like that, from my experience any way. So many white chicks mess with nikkas in the open, it aint much of a stigma or taboo attached to it. Of course the parents of these chicks don't always like it, but I've never seen this underground fetish shyt up front. Big cities with mad racial integration are probably a world away from the places you are describing. shyt makes me feel like I didn't really live life during my college years.
Majestyx
Duck Season
"If you plan on gettin by hur, you gone have to play in the snow"
That's the shyt this Q told me on my recruiting trip. Never heard that term in my muthafukkin life up until THAT moment. I thought he was talkin bout ballin in the snow. It was the first time I heard the terms "grey hoe" and "snow bunny" also. I went to a predominantly black and mexican high school where white chicks was the minority....Let me tell y'all somethin, Walt in here speakin the GOSPEL!
That shyt with them white boys being fascinted with dikk size is gospel. The first time i ever heard that shyt was in my college locker room. Them white boys is crazy, muthafukka told me he wanted to "watch me fukk his girl with that anaconda of mine." We ain't making ANY of this shyt up yall, young nikkaz peep game.
One of the players had to hold me back, here i was 18 years old thinkin this muthafukka gay lookin at dikks n shyt not knowin that this was just the beginning of a series of in the locker room, white frat party, bedrrom, black dikk infatuation comments that I would be hearing from grey hoes and white boys throughout my college career.
I mean, this the type of shyt that happens to you that you can't even really talk about in real life convo unless the muthafukkas involved experienced it also, thread is damn near therapy....
Word to Walt
i never heard "grey hoe" but the first time i heard "pink toes" i was like
Is this bizarre interracial sexual dynamic more pronounced in the south? I'm not trying to say the north has more progressive race relations because I have never spent an extended amount of time in the south but the stories you're describing have me
Not sure if it has been brought up but Strom Thurmond is a great illustration of this behavior.
Strom Thurmond’s black daughter: a symbol of America’s complicated racial history
i'm from up north, and its the same. the homie hilsta story about the locker room shyt is spot on.. but i was in high school. i went to a some what prestigious all boys HS to hoop. they had won states in football for like mad years, trying to get on they basketball shyt. after the first time i changed in the locker room, it was my last. i was "like fukk this shyt i'm going home funky" it starts young, they be staring at dikks and commenting. shyt is
i ended up transferring from that spot. some white dudes have issues i just cant deal wit.
The_Hillsta
Neva missin a beat
Another memorable college moment. Saw this shyt in the movie theater for a dollar when I was in college. All the black folks went to see this flick DEEP.....You had cats from the football and hoop squad, frat n sorors, everybody n they mama was up in there. Muthafukkaz fell out they seats on this scene, even the homie who was head of the black student coalition was his ass off.
his ass off.
Huellz Santana
Shocking
thread got me thinking twice about smashing my pawg tonight. i know she only wants me for my penis. i dont even feel human now.
still probably gonna smash tho.
I agree, the reply you quoted is a major c00n response. I always love reading Walt's stories. You can't tell he is well verse and he fully thinks everything though before he gives you a response. I also like seeing the replies to see where some of you guys heads are at. Some of us are in the gutter while some of us get it. It's no surprise that the ones I would kick it with in general get it and some who are shake my head at do not.
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