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I Don't Kiss (continued)

My favorite such incident

On the cizzool, this is my favorite part of this story. I'm sure most of us who've had
fucced up episodes like the ones recalled here have favorite ones, as twisted as
that is...oh well.


 

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I remember a white visiting professor trying to sleep with this white woman I sometimes kicked it with in grad school. Shorty told me he straight up asked if she'd fukked me, and how big my dikk was. That's word to everything. You cannot make this shyt up. Race and sex make people fukking crazy!


On everything, this has happened to me a bunch of times. It's crazy how insecure these guys are out here in cac-land. I also remember finally taking my coworkers up on getting some drinks with them at a bar. It was me and four white guys in their mid to late twenties. To my surprise, this one guy, the one who looked like he would be every white girl's dream.... I mean dude had that Jonathan Taylor-Thomas meets James Van Der Beek swag... Anyways, this dude got drunk and kept saying, "Where are all your women man? I know you have so many." I was like *nervous chuckle* "Nah man." He replies, "Whatever. I know all the girls like you. I mean who wouldn't like such a handsome guy like you. You're tall and..." by this time he had his arm around me. Son was drunk but I had to change the subject before he started speculating on my dikk size.

I was legit uncomfortable. Dude was with his fiance too.

Oh that cuckhold shyt is real. I got a swole homie that came to his locker after a workout and found a note inviting him to "punish" the guys wife. :dwillhuh: Also, I know a black guy in a high position in my company who has participated in a cuckhold. He described to it me. His homeboy put him onto it. Said he showed up not knowing what to expect. The guy's wife started sucking his homeboy off and as he stood in amazement the husband was like "Phil, don't just stand there... go over and get your dikk sucked." The husband said this in between a swig of beer while watching.

:dwillhuh: The fukk is wrong with people man!?!?
 
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On everything, this has happened to me a bunch of times. It's crazy how insecure these guys are out here in cac-land. I also remember finally taking my coworkers up on getting some drinks with them at a bar. It was me and four white guys in their mid to late twenties. To my surprise, this one guy, the one who looked like he would be every white girl's dream.... I mean dude had that Jonathan Taylor-Thomas meets James Van Der Beek swag... Anyways, this dude got drunk and kept saying, "Where are all your women man? I know you have so many." I was like *nervous chuckle* "Nah man." He replies, "Whatever. I know all the girls like you. I mean who wouldn't like such a handsome guy like you. You're tall and..." by this time he had his arm around me. Son was drunk but I had to change the subject before he started speculating on my dikk size.

I was legit uncomfortable. Dude was with his fiance too.

this is why i'm real cautious with white dudes i 'kick it' with. the way they give those 'black guy compliments' is borderline homoerotic.
 

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Also, I know a black guy in a high position in my company who has participated in a cuckhold. He described to it me. His homeboy put him onto it. Said he showed up not knowing what to expect. The guy's wife started sucking his homeboy off and as he stood in amazement the husband was like "Phil, don't just stand there... go over and get your dikk sucked." The husband said this in between a swig of beer while watching.

:dwillhuh: The fukk is wrong with people man!?!?

Cuzzo - this is LEGIT the type of ish I was thinking about when we had the story in here about "LeAnn".
It's goin' dyne. These white dudes are sicking thier wives on young recruits and all that there for braggin' rights.
They get to tell that story on the golf course about how their wife convinced _____ to come to ______ State...
 

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.Oh that cuckhold shyt is real. I got a swole homie that came to his locker after a workout and found a note inviting him to "punish" the guys wife. :dwillhuh: Also, I know a black guy in a high position in my company who has participated in a cuckhold. He described to it me. His homeboy put him onto it. Said he showed up not knowing what to expect. The guy's wife started sucking his homeboy off and as he stood in amazement the husband was like "Phil, don't just stand there... go over and get your dikk sucked." The husband said this in between a swig of beer while watching.

:dwillhuh: The fukk is wrong with people man!?!?

:dwillhuh:

this type of shyt is just highly degrading to everyone involved man. i just cant begin to fathom the mindsets of some people. the type of people seeking shyt like that have some seriously warped concept of race & sex and must just generally have a strange feel of what reality is.

it makes me think of that classic JBO thread, 'the feeling after you bust a nut watching porn', or some shyt.

what the fukk kind of thoughts are going through their heads as everyone is cleaning up and going their separate ways. :mindblown:

im a strong believer that a 'healthy' sexual life really eases the mind and allows a person of their full capabilities, or rather plays an important part. many of the people i have met/know that have fukked sexual histories carry some serious baggage they cannot escape and thusly can never develop a healthy sexual relationship with another person.

and having that, and this is from current first hand experience :obama:, can really cure what ails you. its an essential part of life and should be understood and talked about better.



and once again, @Walt, fantastic stuff. your ability to navigate through a story's emotions is highly impressive my man.
 

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I Don't Kiss (continued)More power to that man. In the midst of all that insanity, that weird mix of contempt, taboo, emasculation, lust, and racism he treated her precisely as she deserved. You want to treat a nikka like his only value lies within his black dikk? :ufdup:Well then worship at the altar and get the fukk out. I don't kiss. :mjpls:

Dog, I shed a tear reading this.......Some real shyt right here:myman::lawd:
 

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On everything, this has happened to me a bunch of times. It's crazy how insecure these guys are out here in cac-land. I also remember finally taking my coworkers up on getting some drinks with them at a bar. It was me and four white guys in their mid to late twenties. To my surprise, this one guy, the one who looked like he would be every white girl's dream.... I mean dude had that Jonathan Taylor-Thomas meets James Van Der Beek swag... Anyways, this dude got drunk and kept saying, "Where are all your women man? I know you have so many." I was like *nervous chuckle* "Nah man." He replies, "Whatever. I know all the girls like you. I mean who wouldn't like such a handsome guy like you. You're tall and..." by this time he had his arm around me. Son was drunk but I had to change the subject before he started speculating on my dikk size.

I was legit uncomfortable. Dude was with his fiance too.

Oh that cuckhold shyt is real. I got a swole homie that came to his locker after a workout and found a note inviting him to "punish" the guys wife. :dwillhuh: Also, I know a black guy in a high position in my company who has participated in a cuckhold. He described to it me. His homeboy put him onto it. Said he showed up not knowing what to expect. The guy's wife started sucking his homeboy off and as he stood in amazement the husband was like "Phil, don't just stand there... go over and get your dikk sucked." The husband said this in between a swig of beer while watching.

:dwillhuh: The fukk is wrong with people man!?!?

I swear.....don't people remember Malcolm X talking about this type of shyt in his Autobiography?

Malcolm X was describing this weirdo sex in his autobiography, not only his relationship with white women, which was shown in the movie, but him pretty much being a pimp and setting up cockholds.........So I first read about this shyt in the 10th grade. :lolbron:White man has been doing this for years.
 

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handsome, if you and i are ever lucky
enough to make love, can we
do so s l o w l y, with appreciation
and can we kiss and kiss and kiss
until i feel like i live in your mouth
and can we listen to dwele?

:deadrose::dead::deadmanny: I almost lost my job right then and there, boss looking at me like :beli:, this caught me off guard :pachaha:


On some real shyt, this thread is outstanding, just Grade-A unadulterated Truth. This interracial shyt hits home like crazy, you broke it down to the molecular level :salute:

Clap for him.
 

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Not sure what you do for a living but if you're not a writer
:ufdup:

i could see you writing for Grantland, because right now they don't have many on staff that could carry your laptop.:salute:
You wouldn't even have to share personal experiences. By writing about current events, your angle would provide something missing. i'm talking less :smugbiden: or :comeon:and more of that :myman::stopitslime:.
You could really make a difference.

I attended a "big time" school and the dynamic between races always fascinated me. College is a dream setting for any anthropology or sociology experiment because you basically have a wide range of new people all locked up in one location. Hormones are going crazy. Alcohol is involved. Social Pressure is intense. It's really on some "survive the best you can" shyt.

If you are ever in the Chi and want to get a drink...
 
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