By Popular Demand: True Coliwood Stories - College Athletics
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"I Don't Kiss" didn't even take me back to college, it took me back to boarding school. Me being 1 of 2 black males in my entire class, with the other dude being a devout Jehova Witness and a day student (so he didnt live in dorms), left me to deal with a fukked up social dynamic. Some of the shyt i was subject to was 
It took me about a decade to be OK with having white friends. Went thru college (Ivy League no less) avoiding white people altogether.
It took me about a decade to be OK with having white friends. Went thru college (Ivy League no less) avoiding white people altogether.
Not many, @Walt can write his ass off but you can tell he is well versed any numerous amount of writings and writing styles. Reminds me of my grandpa who was a journalist. Walt is one of the coli members who likely makes easily over 250k and I would believe it.
dude is a professor...im sure hes making over that
we both have the same hair...but i make 80% less of what he makes
but does he date a sister?
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I Don't Kiss (continued)
There's so much more I could share along these same lines, but I think it's best to end with this: at the school I transferred to, there was a party at the end of every month for the senior class, as a means to bring us together on our way out the door. These joints were so fukking wild, because you would have white women who quite literally never spoke to black dudes on campus outside of the classroom approaching cats when no one was watching and they got enough drunken courage up, and saying shyt like "I've been watching you for two years now" or "I need to see you before we graduate" or "what are you doing after this party" or "I used to stare at your tattoo in class; I have a tattoo I want you to see." All of those are actual quotes I remember hearing from broads. Mannnnnnnnnn.... a lot of nikkas I knew were banging these bytches out on some real down low shyt. I'm talking about a really good school, full of elite students from wealthy families: daughters of judges, movie producers, politicians, CEOs. I'm talking blue blood bytches with boyfriends they were basically engaged to. I cannot tell you how many times I was in the awkward position of the girlfriend of some white dude I knew well propositioning me behind his back. As I said, that has never been my thing - I have no problem whatsoever with interracial relationships or fukking or whatever, but I don't fukk with that sort of offensive, festishization. If you think you're too good to talk to me in public, in front of other white dudes, then don't come seeking me out behind a building to set up the late night creep. Of course, not all my peoples felt the way I did - which put me in the horrible position of having several black friends who had banged out girlfriends of white friends I had.
My favorite such incident was one of my main homies getting propositioned by one of the whitest broads on campus - super blue blood bytch from Boston who was dating this white dude who was mad condescending toward nikkas. His girl was real pretty, she was his little porcelain trophy. He used to floss that bytch all over campus. Well, turned out she had a thing for my homie, and set it up so that after one of the senior parties he was going to leave the door to his crib open and she was going to slide through. So shorty shows up around 3 a.m., my homie is sitting in bed watching tv, and she walks in the room, gets on his bed and leans in to kiss him. My nikka pulled his head back before their lips touched and told her, simply, "I don't kiss." She gave him a puzzled look, so he shrugged, pulled the sheets back, and flashed her the dikk. And yep, shorty put her mouth on his joint, sucked and swallowed him - at which point he rolled the fukk over and went to bed, leaving this rich ass princess ho to let herself out. And you know what? More power to that man. In the midst of all that insanity, that weird mix of contempt, taboo, emasculation, lust, and racism he treated her precisely as she deserved. You want to treat a nikka like his only value lies within his black dikk?Well then worship at the altar and get the fukk out. I don't kiss.
Damn Walt you really hitting close to home with this one I am a black broker on the trading floor of the NYSE (Yeah I know I am a unicorn one of 4 blacks TOTAL on the entire trading floor)and when you spoke about white mens infatuation with the black penis you are not lying its really sickening I have dudes outright peek over the bathroom stall to try and see what I am working with.
I had a situation 3 years ago cause one co-worker came up behind me when I was using the stall and was straight watching me pee.I started spazzing and he was like"why you so upset?" Im like "Are you gay why are you trying to check out my dikk I should punch you in the fukking face right now" Bobby was like "Its not that serious dude why you making a scene?" I started barking even louder cause I knew I couldnt hit him or else I would lose my job(I need my job fukk that) some security guards came we had a meeting with human resources(Governors panel) and basically they told him to stay the fukk away from me or else he would get fired.Obviously he stopped but word spreads fast on the floor and people knew what he was about but the beauty of white men you think he gave a fukk? Nope from time to time some of our other co-workers were coming to me like I was in the wrong talking bout "You shouldnt have yelled you could have talked to him that way security didnt get involved" I'm like "He lucky I didnt put hands on him for doing that dont yall know people get killed for less? I dont play like that" " You being too serious man you aint going to make it far with that attitude"
How the fukk do I have an attitude if I dont want another man standing behind me when I pee? As a black man who grew up in the projects we dont play NONE of the grab ass games.If its one thing I learned in my ten years on wall st it is that white people humor is very very VERY gay. Ask anyone who works in a predominate white work environment and I swear you wont get one person who doesnt agree with me.
I can bore you with so many stories of white women making totally inappropriate comments,gestures and whatever (Staten Island Italian women are the most bold lol) but I say this to make the bigger point The black penis is like the fabled sword Excalibur. White men lust over it want to claim it for their own, Women want to bend the knee game of thrones style to the greatness of the black penis but no one wants to deal with the black man its attached too. It's weird cause I would be lying if sometimes this stereotype doesnt work to my advantage but who wants to think of themselves as something simple as a breathing dildo?
Sorry for the rant im bored at work
Walt keep up the great stories I look forward to each one like a new jay-z album if you ever in the wall st area I got some drinks for ya
Damn you Walt, now I'm remembering all the shyt I went thru in boarding school:
I turned down my first piece of p*ssy cuz I realized chick was just using me to satisfy her fetish. I was a new HS sophomore, she was a senior and the Headmaster's daughter. Me being the typical horny 14 year old, I was with it until I found out: She had already had a rep for smashing the few black dudes at the school. She only wanted to be seen with me in private. Said smashing had to take place at the Headmaster's house which was out of bounds after curfew, all the disciplinary risk was mine. I passed.
. Later found out my brother (year ahead of me, year below her) had already smashed. I was just next on the list.
Open showers in the dorms. These white boys would specifically wait til I was taking a shower to take one as well, just to look at my dikk. This was a daily occurence.
Every dorm prank they proposed, they tried to involve some kind of nudity in it. Why do I need to strip naked to ambush someone with water balloons?
Said dorm mates would interrupt regular conversations I was having with other people and make comments about my dikk.
shyt like this happened on a daily basis. Life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough.
And these mafukkas wonder why I skipped the 5 yr, 10 yr, and soon the 15 yr reunion. 60 people in my graduating class, I dont keep in touch with any of them.
I turned down my first piece of p*ssy cuz I realized chick was just using me to satisfy her fetish. I was a new HS sophomore, she was a senior and the Headmaster's daughter. Me being the typical horny 14 year old, I was with it until I found out: She had already had a rep for smashing the few black dudes at the school. She only wanted to be seen with me in private. Said smashing had to take place at the Headmaster's house which was out of bounds after curfew, all the disciplinary risk was mine. I passed.
. Later found out my brother (year ahead of me, year below her) had already smashed. I was just next on the list.Open showers in the dorms. These white boys would specifically wait til I was taking a shower to take one as well, just to look at my dikk. This was a daily occurence.
Every dorm prank they proposed, they tried to involve some kind of nudity in it. Why do I need to strip naked to ambush someone with water balloons?
Said dorm mates would interrupt regular conversations I was having with other people and make comments about my dikk.
shyt like this happened on a daily basis. Life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough.
And these mafukkas wonder why I skipped the 5 yr, 10 yr, and soon the 15 yr reunion. 60 people in my graduating class, I dont keep in touch with any of them.
Read my most recent post. That shyt starts early. Like, they would get indignant at the fact that I would never whip out my dikk and show it to them on command. They tried to make me feel like I was the wierd one.
I have dated across a wide spectrum. Currently in a zone where I'm just fukking if I feel like it, but nothing serious. The one chick who has come closest to getting me back into a relationship is a black chick. But she's bougie and I have serious issues with bougie women. She's tall with great breasts though, and I'm a sucker for both. Got a decent head on her shoulders too.
This professor rumor is as persistent as the bullshyt about me owning SOHH. Nah, I ain't a professor. Also, if you know anything about professors, the overwhelming majority are underpaid, and don't make anywhere near $250,000 a year. I know a handful of professors personally, and you best believe they ain't caking at all. The perks of being a professor lie in grants, sabbaticals, having summers off and long breaks for holidays, figuring out how to manipulate departmental money to fund your travel and send you to conferences... but unless you are doing major scientific research, you're a celebrity prof at an Ivy, or getting those residuals from a textbook you authored or a bestseller you wrote.... nah, you ain't seeing cake like that off teaching at the college level.
I'd lie about owning SOHH nowadays too
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The crazy thing is you really can't talk about this sort of shyt with people. I bring up actual factuals along these lines and people get dead silent and act like they can't conceive of any of it. Watched a 20-something redhead kiss her boyfriend goodbye as he left this little house party I was at, heard her talking to an older chick there about how much she loves him and how they're moving in together soon... less than an hour later she pulled me into a bathroom and shut the door, started grinding on me and trying to make out, talkin' 'bout "please, I need this."
Marry a Pawg brehs....
to also add...walt's last stories have really also put in perspective my past encounters with white girls...out of all the non c00nhound white girls I've fukked I can only think of 2 that wanted to be with me for me and not for any mandingo fetish they might have
