With the victory of Nigeria (albeit, by dubious means) and Ghana drawing against Holland '74 earlier in the day, a tectonic rift between the fake Africans currently residing within the thread is beginning to emerge.
In two days I wager the fake Africans will begin to eat themselves alive for a chance to grasp bragging rights related to that glorious, inevitable African team reaching the knock out stage and suffering a defenestration at the hands of a vastly superior opponent, the equivalent of a world cup victory and/or receiving a birth certificate in Africa.