Brought to you by BigFace Coffee: Miami Heat vs Boston Celtics Eastern Conference finals (Warriors in 5 y’all die)

[mvp_status]

Graced my eyes in the 90s and she STILL fine as fukk to this day

 

[Da_Eggman]

We got y’all life when people forget y’all were a team

 

[levitate]

Have we started with the Tatum is the next Kobe dialogue yet? Or have we learned from the last time we did this.

These dudes are getting swept by GSW.

 

[Biscayne]

Why does everyone think Boston getting swept by GS? Has GS faced a defense like Boston at all this playoffs?

 

[Damnshow]

Heat lost 3 home games as a #1 seed. With such a lazy fair weather fanbase it's like the Heat don't really have a home court advantage. I don't think there is a team in NBA history that won a series by losing three home games. Even in 94 the Rockets lost first two home games but then won the other two remaining home games against Phoenix.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Warriors in 5 bytches

 

[Biscayne]

Heat lost 3 home games as a #1 seed. With such a lazy fair weather fanbase it's like the Heat don't really have a home court advantage. I don't think there is a team in NBA history that won a series by losing three home games. Even in 94 the Rockets lost first two home games but then won the other two remaining home games against Phoenix.

Stupid take considering Boston with their rabid fanbase lost two home games. No way a team of G Leaguers should take two games road games off of a clearly more talented team. Boston was the better team. Period. Had nothing to do with “fair weather fans”

 

[Adebisi_Said]

"MAN FUKK DAT"

 

[Theo Penn]

Warriors in 5 bytches

 

[Street Messiah]

What? I’ve been here all day.

I know you had your hopes up nikka…. Only for them to be dashed on that last brick

 

[valet]

 

[KidJSoul]

Embiid said a few days ago that he was trolling with those comments.

I don't know big man, it may be trolling but that can be how he truly feels

If only he could do it more consistently and not disappear some nights as he tends to do.

That's his big issue. He's not consistent. He was also a late bloomer

 

[Walt]

People are way too caught up in agendas at the expense of appreciating the actual sport, and the talent and dedication of some of these players. The Celtics have looked like the best team in the NBA for a couple months now. Their defense is awesome and Tatum has matured into a legit killer. Have to give credit where credit is due.

Jimmy Butler just had a playoff run of 27/7/5 on 50/34/84 splits with multiple otherworldly games and almost willed a depleted team to the Finals. He's at the top of the advanced stats leaders for all playoff performers. The past 3 seasons he has been the do-it-all centerpiece of a team that has gone to a Finals and was one game away from another one. I know some of you weirdos are extremely upset he wakes up early to workout and works harder than most players at his craft, and that he dared to look at an ultragifted doofus clown p*ssy like KAT and demand some accountability.... but whether you like it or not, the man is a living legend.

 

[fifth column]

Wire to wire victory in G7 on the road means you’re better

They’re better now that they won game 7 but not before

 

[Stone]

People are way too caught up in agendas at the expense of appreciating the actual sport, and the talent and dedication of some of these players. The Celtics have looked like the best team in the NBA for a couple months now. Their defense is awesome and Tatum has matured into a legit killer. Have to give credit where credit is due.

Jimmy Butler just had a playoff run of 27/7/5 on 50/34/84 splits with multiple otherworldly games and almost willed a depleted team to the Finals. He's at the top of the advanced stats leaders for all playoff performers. The past 3 seasons he has been the do-it-all centerpiece of a team that has gone to a Finals and was one game away from another one. I know some of you weirdos are extremely upset he wakes up early to workout and works harder than most players at his craft, and that he dared to look at an ultragifted doofus clown p*ssy like KAT and demand some accountability.... but whether you like it or not, the man is a living legend.

People just wait on everybody that’s not their guy to lose so they can get jokes off.
It’s gotta be truly funny moments like the rockets missing 2847 threes in a row or Phoenix getting packed up at home by 40 for it to really hit though.