Brehs, When Was the Last Time a Chick Approached You?

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Hoe I see regularly talking about bout her birthday in a few days bytch i don't care she obviously want that birthday dikk. Honestly woman trying to throw that puss half the time I leave the house. 6 2 260. If I was to post my pic on here yall prolly clown too. But thats what yall do. i usually treat these hoe ice cold majority time. My brain baked most the time anyway. Coli savages prolly fukk anything that breathe and moves.

I was on the elevator with my team leader months back and this random hood mouse was in the back just randomly said "its my birthday on the ____".

I ended up getting off and he got the number.

I don't think she was choosing though.
women always say random shyt justso they can talk.

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My current girl. Met at a amusement park. Was staring at me to the point where I had to approach. Like literally breaking her neck to look. I had chicks before but she's the first woman I actually approached not counting high school. Shy dude didn't have game. Dudes I knew got chicks never passed the game down. I say all that to say if she wasn't looking so hard I probably wouldn't have approached her. We wouldn't be together now. I'm glad I worked up the courage and did.

At a wedding. No lie had all 3 of the bridesmaids flirt with me hard. They were fine as hell dimes. Even after I said I was taken. One of them were too. She was thick lightskinned long curly hair with a fat ass and t*ts I think she was mixed. The other 2 were Brown skinned and dark skinned cute as hell one had the t*ts the other had a nice ass. Was winking at me smilin danced with me and complimenting me to the bride and groom and to me. Shyt was unreal. It rarely happens lol.

Oh and All at work smh. Had one chick who was engaged tell co-workers how cute I am. U know the usual at work rumors that might be just that. Eventually she approached me and started running game. Smiling and all. Yea its fukked up.

Had another wait til certain people left (my friends there) then followed me around smiling and talking to me. Use to be across the room eyeing me. Making it blatantly honest.

Currently have a light skinned chick (same complexion as me never had one lol) say hi to me atleast 3 times a day lmao. I'm 31 she's 21. Always eyein me smiling. Asking for hugs. Even let rumors about us go around (which I shut down to one co-worker). Mind u she's also engaged. But she hangs out with guys from work and she talks with just about everyone. So I could be reachin a bit. She gets upset if I don't talk to her or if she sees a woman hugging me lmao. Got that sweet innocents flirtatious voice. U know she's a freak. All that to say I barely respond to her. I do on occasion. But I make it clear to her and everyone else that I'm taken.

I consider myself average. The weird thing is I don't get approached by women in public or at clubs. They all come around when your taken. When I was single absolutely nothing happened at all.
 
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Hold on....

bytch post a damn story.
sitting there pondering andshyt.

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I hate that shyt.

shyt gets me on that :beli: all the time.

Those times where you be in the club and the same bytch almost follows you around the building in the hope that YOU eventually approach HER. Only for her to pretend to stunt on you and try and give off the impression that you're thirsty when you do :heh:

bytches man.

Yep this shyt used to annoy the fukk outta me.

I used to pass by this broad walking to my car from work every day. Broad used to stare at me....shyt went on for like 3 months. So one day I said fukkit and approached. Broad tried to act like she didn't know who I was and gave off the "you're a little bit thirsty" vibe as I was trying to get to know her. Her body language said differently when I spoke (she was def feeling me) but I guess her ego wouldn't allow her to admit it. I use to bring up her staring at me and how she never spoke and the broad played stupid. I used to think she was being funny...but now, looking back I can see that she purged that shyt from her mind...she really think I did a cold approach SMH. But women are like that...my girl did the same thing...approached me. But when I hear her tell her friends how we met its some fairy tale bullshyt that ends with me approaching/courting her :rudy:
 
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Staff Party in December....1 chick from another company approached and was all up on me but she was not great looking and another from same company I kinda know of was telling me how she was really attracted to me BUT she has a dude, left it at that :manny:
 

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I honestly can't tell. Old women always hit on me but when ppl my age hit on me it sounds sarcastic, followed by a laugh. Some women grab my ass but then some dudes grab my ass for jokes (I have a large ass).

However recently a coworker whispered to another that she likes the way my shirt looked on me and I over heard it from across the room.
 

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Last night at a church event.

This 19 year olds mother was pushing her daughter onto me... trying to introduce us.

I talked with the chick and knew right away shes do anything i wanted.... :manny:


She asked what church i went to
and I was like " I'm not a Christian,, this is foolishness:mjlol:" :manny:


She still put her number in my cell. But I told my girl :ufdup:and my girl deleted it................. and went on a rant about thirsty church chicks.
 

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I honestly can't tell. Old women always hit on me but when ppl my age hit on me it sounds sarcastic, followed by a laugh. Some women grab my ass but then some dudes grab my ass for jokes (I have a large ass).

However recently a coworker whispered to another that she likes the way my shirt looked on me and I over heard it from across the room.

Jokes eh? :patrice:
 

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follows you around the building in the hope that YOU eventually approach HER.

Yeah, this is mostly what they do.

Still, this broad started choppin' me up Monday. She said I was a "treasure" (lol, broads have corny G).

...but she was a work connect, so that ain't gon' pop.
 

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Another time a chic did the "I'm going to put myself in a position for him to holla at me" shyt..

I see this chic that used to work with a few years ago at the club. She used to be on my nuts..wanted me to wife her up but I wanted no parts of her because she wasn't about shyt.

So I see this bytch standing in the middle of the dance floor about 10 feet away from me. At this point..the club is about to close so all of the lights are on and the dance floor is clear so its basically just me and her.

OBVIOUSLY this bytch saw me and planted herself behind me.

So I speak cordially...

Me: Hey Ashley, how have you been?

This broad turns around like...

Ashley: :krs: ....HEEEEYYYY!! ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!!! OMG!!

Being all extra and instantly hoping on my nuts.
My boys notice this and give me the :mjpls: "you better smash that" look

But I really don't want her so I play it cool.

Her friend comes up and co-signs "girl...he is so cute!"

And I'm standing there feeling myself :myman:

So we continue the conversation...

Me: Haven't seen you in forever, what have you been up to?

Broad instantly FLIPS the script on some plot twist shyt...

Ashley: I've been doing great. Hey whats your name again? :troll:

Me: Really? :dahell: So you gonna treat me like a fan now? ...Oh OK, I'll see you later :rudy:

She starts pulling me by my arm so I couldn't walk away basically trying her hardest to make me get at her.

That went on for about 5mins...And even with her trying to play me, I finally gave in and got her number on some charity shyt :snoop:

She texted me immediately after the club like "oh I remember your name now" :smugbiden:

I basically tell her that shyt isn't cute and she needs to stop playing games.

We texted the next day..Broad tried to act like I approached her and was suppose to pursue so I stopped responding

And wouldn't you know..I work with her again at my part time job now. She's still low key on my nuts, trying to get me to bite. I act normal, but in my mind I'm on my George Bush shyt...



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I honestly can't tell. Old women always hit on me but when ppl my age hit on me it sounds sarcastic, followed by a laugh. Some women grab my ass but then some dudes grab my ass for jokes (I have a large ass).

However recently a coworker whispered to another that she likes the way my shirt looked on me and I over heard it from across the room.

:whoa:
 
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