Brehs, When Was the Last Time a Chick Approached You?

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so back in November I spoke to this chick at work for the first time. I'm taking her up talking about how she remind me of jada pinkett on A Low Down Dirty Shame. She eyeing me and smiling and I'm like :gladbron: "is that a tongue ring!!" she close her mouth and kept smiling.

I would see her randomly on other days and she would start giggling when I don't say anything. Sometimes she'll say HEY PAPI (she black) in front of other people.

my team leader would tell me how much of a freak she is so one day I told him LEMME GO UP HERE AND GET THIS NUMBER :yeshrug: He say if I don't get it then I ain't got no game cuz she easy.

I go up there and try to get her to write her number down on paper and she shot me down. :mjcry: After all that flirty shyt and she ain't gimme the number. After that I stopped talking to her period. After that , she would try to speak to me and when I see her I turn my head the other way.

just yesterday I got off the elevator and accidentally caught eye contact but I didn't say nttn. Just looked somewhere else.

since November I gave up and don't even try no more. Whenever a female talks to me period I keep it short and walk off.





Just Tuesday this chick that worked at my job that I gave number to last year was in the cafeteria at the other hospital across the street. I'm walking off and she say hey. I tell her I ain't know she worked there and shyt then I tell her to pray for me at my job cuz they ain't shyt. She say IT CANT BE THAT BAD HUH. I tell her yeah and LEMME GET BACK TO THIS PLACE and walked off and left her ass at the salad bar.

:yeshrug:

I'm not wasting my time on these chicks no more.

@Emperor_ReinScarf








:patrice:


.........not quite but I meant..... but okay........



if it's working for you, then :manny:
 
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how did she approach




she kept giving me serious eye contact, flirting with me.... I flirted back....

she got my number from a mutual friend, called me and was like, "look... I like you... do you wanna talk?"



that was probably the clearest cut approach I've ever gotten from a woman in life


:wow:

3.5 years later, still going strong











now all I gotta do is control my wandering eye... :mjcry:
 

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.........not quite but I meant..... but okay........



if it's working for you, then :manny:

ain't nttn working for me cuz I ain't doing nttn.
so I'm celibate until something lands in my lap (pun intended)

I ain't got time to try to read signs and if I do think they are feeling me for me to try and get shot down
 

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.........not quite but I meant..... but okay........



if it's working for you, then :manny:

ain't nttn working for me cuz I ain't doing nttn.
so I'm celibate until something lands in my lap (pun intended)

I ain't got time to try to read signs and if I do they they are feeling me for me to try and get shot down
 

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story breh
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Nothing fantastic to tell :manny: This Asian female (she was :ohlawd:) that works in my office building came in the lobby same time I did, but from the other side. She was headed for the stairs, I was headed for the elevator. She changed her course and got on the elevator with me. Started chatting me up a bit...asked if I was involved with someone...told her I was married with a daughter. She said see you around. I got off the elevator and went to work.

Honestly, I think some of the females in my office building been spreading the word about me or something. I've been getting chose up on a whole lot the past couple of months LOL.
 

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Nothing fantastic to tell :manny: This Asian female (she was :ohlawd:) that works in my office building came in the lobby same time I did, but from the other side. She was headed for the stairs, I was headed for the elevator. She changed her course and got on the elevator with me. Started chatting me up a bit...asked if I was involved with someone...told her I was married with a daughter. She said see you around. I got off the elevator and went to work.

Honestly, I think some of the females in my office building been spreading the word about me or something. I've been getting chose up on a whole lot the past couple of months LOL.


These Asian females out here are way more direct than they appear......when they see something they like, they go and see what's up.
 

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Two years ago two girls I think both black. One asked "do you like black guys" the other replied yes. What did I do you ask? I smiled and headed to class
 

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Was walking through the mall after my lunch break and these two girls from my school(lots of students here,campus is only 5 minutes away) sitting in these massage chairs they all smilin and one points to me with the come hither,I looked behind me confused at first lol
Her:Don't I know you from somewhere?
Me: (Trying to recognize faces) Yea I think you might:dwillhuh:
Her: Oh that's right I always see you in the theatre building at such and such! Anyways could we borrow a couple dollars we're tryna get a massage
lupe1.png

Me: I don't carry change.:skip: It was nice meeting you.*scurries off*
Her::comeon:
Lol at me I don't think she expected me to cut the conversation off that quickly,Idk what was on my mind that day but I was in a rush for some reason.
Funny thing is she had caught my eye before but I gave up on tryna talk to her after that
 

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Was walking through the mall after my lunch break and these two girls from my school(lots of students here,campus is only 5 minutes away) sitting in these massage chairs they all smilin and one points to me with the come hither,I looked behind me confused at first lol
Her:Don't I know you from somewhere?
Me: (Trying to recognize faces) Yea I think you might:dwillhuh:
Her: Oh that's right I always see you in the theatre building at such and such! Anyways could we borrow a couple dollars we're tryna get a massage
lupe1.png

Me: I don't carry change.:skip: It was nice meeting you.*scurries off*
Her::comeon:
Lol at me I don't think she expected me to cut the conversation off that quickly,Idk what was on my mind that day but I was in a rush for some reason.
Funny thing is she had caught my eye before but I gave up on tryna talk to her after that


That's a chick worthy of the bushes........I don't even really know you and you're asking me to pay for something? At least if it was something reasonable like food:skip:, but a massage?
 

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Mostly white chicks

Last week one came at me asking about the underground rap music I was listening to.

It was Immortal Technique btw

I thought long and hard about playing Rass Kass Nature of the Threat but in the end fought the urge and just engaged her in small talk until she left me alone.

I like trolling white people once in awhile by playing anti-racist songs out loud
 
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