Brehs have you ever "almost" got hoodwinked by a treh?

[Buckeye Fever]

Some trehs have terrible titty jobs. Their damn nipples be damn near on the side of their titties.

Some look like they have unibrow titties too

 

[13473]

didn't some poster make a thread about accidentally smashing one. his name might start with a J

 

[Badmon]

Your projection levels is astounding... accuse those of which you are guilty of

faggit

I try to be a good dude but I got closet fakkit nikkas like you try me then I turn my savage mode on


This emotional bussy buster got caught up in his feelings

Stop begging for my attention, I'm not your boyfriend nor do I get down like that

Enjoy the thread that I made for your entertainment fakkit & go on about your business

 

[13473]

So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports..

no foreplay, no vagina, so u went straight for the a$$hole? is that a normal practice to go straight for the a$$hole?

 

[Arcavian]

I'm not gone lie, that shyt would be hilarious. A brolic nikka with a wig and dress on claiming he a woman I'd pay to see some shyt like

I seen a nikka like that at a walmart in Irving, Im in the customer service area when the lady in front of me looked behind me and kind of gasped

I turn aroung and Breh was 6'7, black and brolic in a green shiny dress and a blonde wig

nikka looked like Bobby Lashley in a dress

 

[Gunz&Butta]

I pity some of you confident nikkas. Pray you dont run into a treh that has been taking hormones since 12. Dont ever drink alcohol and dont meet b1tches at night

I used to be confident of knowing till I saw a youtube video of some philipino trehs at a singing competition. I will post the video later.

 

[TEH]

@ALMIGHTY GOD

we need you to burn and smite this thread

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

@ALMIGHTY GOD

we need you to burn and smite this thread

nope, i aint touching this one, even with all my might

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

Didn't happen to me but it did to a breh I know...

Every time I been to my firms Hong Kong office some wildness popped off and it almost always involves titty bars...

There is this one British breh who lives there and knows all the spots so we always go out after hours...

This one night we decided to hit up a local bar and then a titty spot...At the titty spot we continue drinking and macking it to the hoes and end up splitting up but one of them he walked off with struck me as odd...Structurally in the face she ain't look right and she was tall with broad shoulders but was fully covered in a robe and every hood nikka know when a bytch got a choker on, that's a red flag...

Like 20 minutes later he comes walking out from the backroom area like he seen a ghost with a little fat asian dude who look like Danny DeVito wearing a loud silk red golden flower dragon shirt yelling at him...

He walks up to me, looks at me, shakes his head with a look of disgust and says they got me and we got to go...

Danny starts yellin you damage my girls you have to pay...

My mans like damaged your what? that's a fukking man...

Me

Danny then point his finger at him and says "she is girl with boys peepee"...

Then one bytch comes running out that deadass built like Tong Po from kickboxer with the worst t*ts I ever seen...I look at breh like really fam? and all he could do was...

Treh was bleeding cuz I assumed breh put paws on it and it sticks its tongue out like...

At that point I was like aight I'm out...

Breh walked out a few minutes after me which surprised me cuz you don't put paws on hoes in HK...

I'm like bruh WTF just happened? He's like he went to the backroom with what he thought was two women and the tall one kept her robe on the whole time until they was about to get busy...The other one was neked the whole time grinding on him and the tall one pretty much stayed behind him rubbing up on his shoulders...When the the robe came off he noticed the titties were kinda lopsided and seen the bulge in the thong...He asked them WTF is that and the other bytch says its a surprise...then from behind the treh she removes the thong, whips the dikk out and starts twirling it around like a helicopter...Said he immediately got up and spartan kicked both of them to get out the room...

Son was all seriously traumatized and shyt...

 

[Rell Lauren]

no foreplay, no vagina, so u went straight for the a$$hole? is that a normal practice to go straight for the a$$hole?

nikkas gay as hell.

I don't know how you get hoodwinked by a treh. Very few have access to hormones that give them a feminine appearance. You can tell that they're men instantly 99/100. In NYC, you see them more than you'd like and it's revolting when you do.

 

[poppastoppa]

Didn't happen to me but it did to a breh I know...

Every time I been to my firms Hong Kong office some wildness popped off and it almost always involves titty bars...

There is this one British breh who lives there and knows all the spots so we always go out after hours...

This one night we decided to hit up a local bar and then a titty spot...At the titty spot we continue drinking and macking it to the hoes and end up splitting up but one of them he walked off with struck me as odd...Structurally in the face she ain't look right and she was tall with broad shoulders but was fully covered in a robe and every hood nikka know when a bytch got a choker on, that's a red flag...

Like 20 minutes later he comes walking out from the backroom area like he seen a ghost with a little fat asian dude who look like Danny DeVito wearing a loud silk red golden flower dragon shirt yelling at him...

He walks up to me, looks at me, shakes his head with a look of disgust and says they got me and we got to go...

Danny starts yellin you damage my girls you have to pay...

My mans like damaged your what? that's a fukking man...

Me

Danny then point his finger at him and says "she is girl with boys peepee"...

Then one bytch comes running out that deadass built like Tong Po from kickboxer with the worst t*ts I ever seen...I look at breh like really fam? and all he could do was...

Treh was bleeding cuz I assumed breh put paws on it and it sticks its tongue out like...

At that point I was like aight I'm out...

Breh walked out a few minutes after me which surprised me cuz you don't put paws on hoes in HK...

I'm like bruh WTF just happened? He's like he went to the backroom with what he thought was two women and the tall one kept her robe on the whole time until they was about to get busy...The other one was neked the whole time grinding on him and the tall one pretty much stayed behind him rubbing up on his shoulders...When the the robe came off he noticed the titties were kinda lopsided and seen the bulge in the thong...He asked them WTF is that and the other bytch says its a surprise...then from behind the treh she removes the thong, whips the dikk out and starts twirling it around like a helicopter...Said he immediately got up and spartan kicked both of them to get out the room...

Son was all seriously traumatized and shyt...

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

This whole thread is like an episode of that scene in jail in "Atlanta".

Need to call this shyt Trey Slay Confessions.

All these cats in here.

 

[DuncanWebayama]

I had an overnight shift during the weeknd, all I'm thinkin bout was to get off and sleep. I pull up to my apt go up to my floor and head to my room, I had roommate at this time.

I notice chit was everywhere btw, random chit on the floor, and a horrendous smell like butt and some other chit.

Dog at this point I'm thinking like why tf my roommate dirty af (he clogged the toilet before and took a chit on top of the clogged chit) mind you I was struggling at this time...

Anyways, I head to my room, breh, door slightly open I see clothes on the floor, smell getting stronger.

Then I see a girl on my balcony in a thong with long hair like pocahontas. Shiiieeeet. This girl turns around and is like "who are you" in a manly ass voice, face lookin like some poopoo, ugly azz fuk. I could not believe this chit, so I bust the fuking door open sooooo fukking mad like

This my house nigaaaa. Like spider loc uncle did him in that paroled movie. I open the door wide bout to beat this nikka azz *boom* and I see this random azz nikka I ain't seen in a while layin on my bed dead drunk.

I'm like

My roommate come in like why you trippin,

Boom boom, we just start rumblin. I was too much in disbelief to start asking questions.

LONG STORY SHORT,

they claimed they ain't fuk, whole explanation of why he was in my room was cuz "we brothers". Why the treh was there? Cuz they was friends...


Moved out the next week, never had a roommate since.

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Where are them dudes who had sex with that thai treh from that one thread?

WTF?

 

[The D-List Vet]

True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.