Brehs have you ever "almost" got hoodwinked by a treh?

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There was this gorgeous "woman" I worked with for months, and didnt known "she" was a "he" until I heard "her" cussing somebody out on the phone in the garage with a deep ass voice.

I felt okey doked because I was having girl talk with "her" the whole time. "She" is still a friend but I feel felt duped and dumb ass hell.

We were talking about bras and shyt...idk it just made me feel weird when I found out
 

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When I say almost I give most of yall the benefit of the doubt that yall would have dipped with the quickness or tried to throw hands with the treh after upon discovering.

For those of you that had encounters would you be open to sharing your stories with us? Providing a backstory & what was your reaction when you caught on that it was a treh :scust:
Where are them dudes who had sex with that thai treh from that one thread?:mjgrin:
 
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Nah I got a thick/average/girl next door look you can't bake up in the lab :ld:

I will tell this story tho. I started this job and a few months later we we're all gonna go out for the first time. This lesbian comes up to me and only me :martin: and told me she had two friends coming and one was a trans like I was asking :mjtf:

Anyway we're at the bar and the two friends walk in. One tall, slim, look decent in the face. The other one lookin like short chubby It's Pam from SNL.

So I'm ilke :ohhh: lil short rollie pollie is the trans, got it.

nikka. WRONG. The tall was the trans :dwillhuh:

Done probably tricked off 100 dudes in the club :stopitslime:
 

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Just the norm of living in Sadam (L.A.)... when I first got a car, me and the homies would ride to Hollywood.

Along the way, we would see 3 to 5 ''bytches' hanging out on Santa Monica Blvd. We would brake necks in the car, someone would suggest U turning only to pull up and see trehs.

Sadly this happened about 2-3 times before we realized the whole Blvd was lady-nikkas

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Had two at my work and one dude got caught up :russ:

First one was obvious as hell. Looked like a dude in a wig dressed up like a little girl. Still had masculine mannerism and would walk into work like

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Made EVERYONE uncomfortable lol

Second fooled everyone. Short, lightskin ting. Was talkin to em one day and they mentioned they went to highschool with some of the dudes at work. I asked em of they know her and they were like nah never seen em :hhh:

A week later one of the dudes comes back like yo i remember her but she was a he lol. For days we'd just be staring trying to figure out if he was right. This one cac was tryin to holla at her and we'd be in the back watching :picard::hhh::lolbron:

Cac goes to lunch with her and comes back just sayin yoooooo...yooooo....some people here are different
We're just like oh word what happened? :troll: He wouldn't tell us but later on he started telling everyone that the treh offered to suck his dikk but then told him she got one too. He didn't come back to work and neither did the treh.
 

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Once we went to bourbon st and this dude we call pizza man asked us if it's cool if he met up with this chick while we were out. Nobody cared so we asked where they were meeting. If you don't know about bourbon st it's a point that you don't cross bc it's the :wrist: side. That's where they wanted to meet up.

We have a rule if you come out with us, you leave with us. So we fell back but watched everything. When they met we instantly knew it was a dude. They talked for a minute and he ran over and said he was gonna leave with her. We were like "breh that's a dude". This nikka said "maybe but im gonna chill with her". We almost had to fight this nikka. The whole ride home he called us haters and said we just didnt want him to get p*ssy. This nikka has no standards. Same dude that tried to holla at this chick crying and throwing up next to a dumpster.

He met "her" on a anime site. We found out they met up later and it was a dude but apparently he's into that shyt now.
 

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True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.
 

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True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.

:ohhh:

My g... You cant have just went to bed and woke up like nothing happened. You didn't have an existential crisis or some shyt?

I mean, shyt, accidently reaching for tranny dikk would have me reevaluating my life choices for a while and moving way different.
 

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True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.
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True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.
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