Brehs have you ever "almost" got hoodwinked by a treh?

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

This is going to be good.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm not gone lie, that shyt would be hilarious. A brolic nikka with a wig and dress on claiming he a woman I'd pay to see some shyt like

 

[Carlton Banks]

What always comes to mind is when I was in the 4th grade there was this "girl" named "Alex" that looked very much like a boy but was super feminine and frail so it was hard to tell. They had these little puff ball things on the back of his/her sneakers that girls normally wear... Every time I asked someone if Alex was a girl or a boy they would just do this nervous laugh. I then promptly left that school and transferred out cuz real nikkas can't be in these types of environments.


Second time , though this wasn't a hoodwink per se, when I used to work for FedEx there was this other one. Idk if it qualifies as a treh or just a dude in drag, but the shyt was just disturbing. I don't understand how it got hired. Looked like Ace from Gangreen Gang on Powerpuff Girls

Same thing as before, I would ask coworkers if that was a dude or a girl and they all would give me the Jordan shrug... All of us avoided him/her and never really said a word unless it was work related. I promptly left that job and found employment elsewhere cuz real nikkas can't be in these types of environments.

 

[DuncanWebayama]

Went out with my boys, its about 1 am, we hit this club we never been to dark af inside, lights super dim, just a sprinkle of lights here and there.

Don't remember what song I was playing or anything I just remember grabbing this chick from the back, had a fat ass and big fits. Blonde hair, start getting grinded on, but 3 minutes later, my boy grabs me and was like

I ain't the type to argue with my boys or be like nahhhh, coz we make sure everyone good. So we dip out, and he tell me what it was.

Couldn't believe it, we was dying coz another dude we were with got grindin on by the same thing.

 

[Carlton Banks]

When they met we instantly knew it was a dude. They talked for a minute and he ran over and said he was gonna leave with her. We were like "breh that's a dude". This nikka said "maybe but im gonna chill with her". We almost had to fight this nikka.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

When I say almost I give most of yall the benefit of the doubt that yall would have dipped with the quickness or tried to throw hands with the treh after upon discovering.

For those of you that had encounters would you be open to sharing your stories with us? Providing a backstory & what was your reaction when you caught on that it was a treh

neg

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.

Who's alt is this

 

[Peter Popoff]

True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.

Oh lawd!

 

[CarbonBraddock]

mufukkas really in here talkin about the time they humped/fondled another man"Yeah man, she had a fat ass, and I grabbed her and started grindin it out." That was a man's ass breh! i can sense gayness down to a thousandth of a teaspoon, but even if they somehow got past my defenses, i wouldn't be tellin anyone else about the shyt on some 'lol you got me this time.'

 

[Peter Popoff]

Once we went to bourbon st and this dude we call pizza man asked us if it's cool if he met up with this chick while we were out. Nobody cared so we asked where they were meeting. If you don't know about bourbon st it's a point that you don't cross bc it's the side. That's where they wanted to meet up.

We have a rule if you come out with us, you leave with us. So we fell back but watched everything. When they met we instantly knew it was a dude. They talked for a minute and he ran over and said he was gonna leave with her. We were like "breh that's a dude". This nikka said "maybe but im gonna chill with her". We almost had to fight this nikka. The whole ride home he called us haters and said we just didnt want him to get p*ssy. This nikka has no standards. Same dude that tried to holla at this chick crying and throwing up next to a dumpster.

He met "her" on a anime site. We found out they met up later and it was a dude but apparently he's into that shyt now.

My g...

 

[DuncanWebayama]

mufukkas really in here talkin about the time they humped/fondled another man"Yeah man, she had a fat ass, and I grabbed her and started grindin it out." That was a man's ass breh! i can sense gayness down to a thousandth of a teaspoon, but even if they somehow got past my defenses, i wouldn't be tellin anyone else about the shyt on some 'lol you got me this time.'

Buck said the same thing you said

 

[Brehcepticon]

Buck said the same thing you said

 

[ultraflexed]

Just the norm of living in Sadam (L.A.)... when I first got a car, me and the homies would ride to Hollywood.

Along the way, we would see 3 to 5 ''bytches' hanging out on Santa Monica Blvd. We would brake necks in the car, someone would suggest U turning only to pull up and see trehs.

Sadly this happened about 2-3 times before we realized the whole Blvd was lady-nikkas

Only "NEW" Niccaz to LA fall for that

 

[Tee]

My g... You cant have just went to bed and woke up like nothing happened. You didn't have an existential crisis or some shyt?

I mean, shyt, accidently reaching for tranny dikk would have me reevaluating my life choices for a while and moving way different.

It was on my mind for a couple days but I can’t blame myself. I thought I stumbled in some p*ssy. Every dude would’ve done the same thing I did.

 

[Tee]

What always comes to mind is when I was in the 4th grade there was this "girl" named "Alex" that looked very much like a boy but was super feminine and frail so it was hard to tell. They had these little puff ball things on the back of his/her sneakers that girls normally wear... Every time I asked someone if Alex was a girl or a boy they would just do this nervous laugh. I then promptly left that school and transferred out cuz real nikkas can't be in these types of environments.


Second time , though this wasn't a hoodwink per se, when I used to work for FedEx there was this other one. Idk if it qualifies as a treh or just a dude in drag, but the shyt was just disturbing. I don't understand how it got hired. Looked like Ace from Gangreen Gang on Powerpuff Girls

Same thing as before, I would ask coworkers if that was a dude or a girl and they all would give me the Jordan shrug... All of us avoided him/her and never really said a word unless it was work related. I promptly left that job and found employment elsewhere cuz real nikkas can't be in these types of environments.

You telling me you switched schools, and quit ya job, because of one individual?