Brehs have you ever "almost" got hoodwinked by a treh?

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True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.

Yoooooo :dwillhuh:
 

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What always comes to mind is when I was in the 4th grade there was this "girl" named "Alex" that looked very much like a boy but was super feminine and frail so it was hard to tell. They had these little puff ball things on the back of his/her sneakers that girls normally wear... Every time I asked someone if Alex was a girl or a boy they would just do this nervous laugh. I then promptly left that school and transferred out cuz real nikkas can't be in these types of environments.


Second time , though this wasn't a hoodwink per se, when I used to work for FedEx there was this other one. Idk if it qualifies as a treh or just a dude in drag, but the shyt was just disturbing. I don't understand how it got hired. Looked like Ace from Gangreen Gang on Powerpuff Girls

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Same thing as before, I would ask coworkers if that was a dude or a girl and they all would give me the Jordan shrug... All of us avoided him/her and never really said a word unless it was work related. I promptly left that job and found employment elsewhere cuz real nikkas can't be in these types of environments.

DAWG :laff::laff::laff:
 

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Was in a club back on 04 and it was hella dark. It was about 4 am and they were getting ready to close and did last call by playing the OutKast Lil Jon song “Last Call”. This chick comes through the crowd and I’m grinding on every female close to me. I get with her and she’s giving it back. Lights came on after the song and I saw it was a dude. EVERYBODY is watching. I’m young so I swing on him thinking he’s gonna cower off but he swings back and we get to tussling. For as hard as I’m hitting this nikka he’s hitting me just as hard back and I’m starting to hope security comes up and to tell the truth, I was losing my will to fight this nikka. About 2 min later some dudes broke up. Low key I was so glad they did.

That’s the type of L that would make me stay away from the club for at least the reminder of the year :picard: What happened after the fight broke?
 

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Yea, I'll never forget it... I was waiting for a train and these group of "women" came on the platform, one of them looked like a dime :wow: I'm like :drool: some of these broads is bad as fukk :drool::drool:. I catch one of them looking at me, I look down at "her" chest is and issue was sticking out where her titties would be and her chest was clearly flat (didn't look natural at all). That's what threw me off, had me like, something ain't right:patrice:. Upon closer inspection of the baddest one in the group, I realize its a tranny! :no::unsure::sad::hamster::hamster: :dame: Then I realize, their all trannies!:damn::damn::scusthov::bryan::no::no:



One time I was walking down the street and this treh with fake tittles was wearing some kind of net shirt where its titties was clearly exposed, areola, nipple and everything :whoo: After a few seconds of lust, I realize its a tranny :damn: I got tricked again :damn:
nikka you couldnt fly to your destination? :mjtf:
 

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True story. I had just moved into a crib in Baltimore. It was a summer night and I was smoking on my steps. The street I lived on was right in the middle of a heavy prostitution area. Little did I know, this was a heavy tranny area (what non crackhead sells p*ssy on the block anymore, should’ve knew) The mf came over and we started smoking. Fast forward we went inside.

During this whole time, I didn’t have any suspicions, the mf sounded like a girl, looked like one, had boobs and all. I’m #handsomegang so I’m thinking I’m just getting lucky with a whore. So no foreplay, we just start having sex. A minute or two in, I’m reaching for the clit and the mf is blocking me. I keep trying and then I feel something like a cup, something you wear during sports. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I suddenly stop and just freeze. The mf asked me what’s wrong and I was just silent, realizing what tf I had just done. It was a solid two minutes I’m just frozen looking up at the ceiling. I then start cursing the mf out and they left.
Penetration sex?? Were u in this nikka's butt?? :picard:
 

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Pornhub tricked me with a head in car video
Clicked off and was highly disturbed at the end of the vid when I found out

after that I only visit cosher sites like spankbang
Where it’s HD and has no other sex but straight sex

I look at a lot of lesbian shyt to now so i know for sure:lolbron:
 

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We got an undercover breh right here! So bothered by a thread that it must have hit close to home for the breh :damn:

You a booty rummaging fakkit :umad:

Sucka ass deep cream filled batty boi, the type of nikka to cum swap french kiss his boyfriend with his fakkit ass :scust:

Get the fukk on rainbow flagging fruit loop :camby:
Dis a dikk In the booty hole azz Nikka fr. Why you getting so offensive
 

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When I worked in the after hours club I saw the same trannies come out every week and snag a different victim

I seen a cac reaching under the dress of another cac in a dress :scust:
I seen dudes who come to the club straight get drunk and come out as they real gay self:francis:
I seen the toughest guy from my hood. a brolic dread nikkaz chasing an Asian lady boy :martin:
I seen dudes leave out with them trannies every night they came solo...:hhh:

they literally had to ban the trannies out the club. shyt was disturbing. imagine being @ work and seeing a dude in a dress and having to watch a man realize that it's a dude in a dress in real time as he tries to grab the p*ssy... :skip: then seeing the look on his face when he don't hit the slit but then also seeing him still round the "girl" like :yeshrug::ehh:

:dame:
 

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Dis a dikk In the booty hole azz Nikka fr. Why you getting so offensive
Why are you involving yourself with something that has nothing to do with you and happened many months ago ?:stopitslime:

I swear there's so many fakkits like you who crave male attention on some bytch nikka shyt, take your homo ass to bed fakkit:hhh:
 
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