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You_______are________a_______brown________belt_______ !
You arent even a gucci belt. Mens Warehouse ass nikka. I would feel so bad cleaning your clock bruh. Might do you a favor and knock your fukkin teeth straight though but ima chill and keep it positive.
 

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You arent even a gucci belt. Mens Warehouse ass nikka. I would feel so bad cleaning your clock bruh. Might do you a favor and knock your fukkin teeth straight though but ima chill and keep it positive.

Do they teach people how to kick and punch in BJJ?

From what I understand its roll on the ground and catch herpes off the mat.
 

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I see lil 10 year old kids walking around with black belts..and you're a brown belt..:ufdup:

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In Brazillian Jiujitsu? :laff: This aint no mcdonalds McBlackbelt art like that bullshyt Hadoken hit you take nikka. You will get colcocked fukkin with this.
 

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Do they teach people how to kick and punch in BJJ?

From what I understand its roll on the ground and catch herpes off the mat.
You wanna learn how to kick and punch, take a striking art. You wanna learn how to choke a nikka on his feet, take him to the ground, put him on his back so you can knock his head into Australia, take that bjj.
 

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nikkas looking like lesbian porn scissoring eachother on the mat..:pachaha:

Go learn how to box and fight standing on ya feet like a real man..
A real man wins fights. If a nikka picks up a chair and make your head buss, the only thing people are going to remember is how you got devestated with a chair, not that that man fought like a p*ssy and WWF'd your childhood memories out of your skull. You need to stick to just being polite to people because you have no fukkin clue how the real world work.
 

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A real man wins fights. If a nikka picks up a chair and make your head buss, the only thing people are going to remember is how you got devestated with a chair, not that that man fought like a p*ssy and WWF'd your childhood memories out of your skull. You need to stick to just being polite to people because you have no fukkin clue how the real world work.


I have no fukking clue on how the real world works even tho I'll be 34 in 3 months...:stopitslime:
 

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nikkas looking like lesbian porn scissoring eachother on the mat..:pachaha:

Go learn how to box and fight standing on ya feet like a real man..

This is what I want to know, if I learn a "striking art", how is a BJJ fighter getting close enough to choke me?

Do they even know how to grab and deflect the punch of a trained boxer or Kung Fu master? How exactly does a BJJ overcome someone like Mike Tyson or Floyd Mayweather?
 

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This is what I want to know, if I learn a "striking art", how is a BJJ fighter getting close enough to choke me?

Do they even know how to grab and deflect the punch of a trained boxer or Kung Fu master? How exactly does a BJJ overcome someone like Mike Tyson or Floyd Mayweather?


They can't..remember this is all bullshyt quotes by a brown belt
 

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This is what I want to know, if I learn a "striking art", how is a BJJ fighter getting close enough to choke me?

Do they even know how to grab and deflect the punch of a trained boxer or Kung Fu master? How exactly does a BJJ overcome someone like Mike Tyson or Floyd Mayweather?
Does a kung fu master or boxer know how to avoid takedowns. Does a kung fu master or boxer have a method to avoid being taken down in the clinch. If you watch boxing, every 30 seconds the ref is separating the fighters because they both swing and grab one another. You can see how this gives a grappler the advantage. These systems have already been proven bruh. Grappling neutralizes striking, not the other way around. If you cant grapple you will be grappled by a grappler. I know its hard for your mind to grapple that thought. You think some old man in a mountain can fukk with an Elite grappler out winning tournaments right now. he will get crushed, and so will you.

:blessed: :ahh: Them old classics.
 

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Like i said..I was a orange belt back in the days..did you know espn ranked boxing the hardest sport? Things that make you go hmmmm?:lupe:
It is a hard sport. Im not saying boxing is trash. Im saying that boxing can be neutralized by grappling which has been proven by the hoards of boxers that have gone to MMA and got Crushed by grapplers. Its like the only boxer you'd be satisfied seeing fight is Floyd Mayweather. You sound stupid as fukk. Ray Mercer got choked the fukk out by Kimbo Slice a man with very limited grappling training. A man who made it a point to take Ray down because of his standup. James Toney, a man winning professional boxing fights in 2013, got beat down by Old ass Randy Couture who did not strike him. you can say *well he was old* but shyt, so was his opponent and he lost. World class boxers. Respect to these guys but come on. You're being unreasonable here when reality is staring you in the face.

I get it though, you feel weak in the midst of real fighters so you hang onto old legends for comfort.
 
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Does a kung fu master or boxer know how to avoid takedowns. Does a kung fu master or boxer have a method to avoid being taken down in the clinch. If you watch boxing, every 30 seconds the ref is separating the fighters because they both swing and grab one another. You can see how this gives a grappler the advantage. These systems have already been proven bruh. Grappling neutralizes striking, not the other way around. If you cant grapple you will be grappled by a grappler. I know its hard for your mind to grapple that thought. You think some old man in a mountain can fukk with an Elite grappler out winning tournaments right now. he will get crushed, and so will you.

:blessed: :ahh: Them old classics.


Fail!!


That's not real traditional kung fu first of all..of course he got whopped..did you know that in real kung fu, they don't side step a side kick like he was doing because it shows that he's telegraphing it..put any bjj guy against a real traditional kung fu master..
 
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