Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

[ROFL_GUY]

Someone who hasnt trained since his moms put him in karate class back in elementary school.

bro im a bjj dojo master. dont make me armbar you into submission

 

[Mowgli]

bro im a bjj dojo master. dont make me armbar you into submission

I think you have a red belt with a pair of clown shoes.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

I think you have a red belt with a pair of clown shoes.

i think your scared of my bjj skills.. if you hug me i can show you how great this martial art really is

 

[Suicide King]

We can move the goalpost all day bruh. What if you're fighting multiple grapplers, then what. What if your fighting multiple guys that just got out of prison and box? Most fights are one on one, bottom line and if you think you're going to get jumped you should probably dip, or KO the leader, then dip while his friends pick his bytch ass up. If you're in peak shape fighting flabby bums, pshhh most men can handle that, well unless the guys you're fighting grapple or box. Stop it. You killed it, one on one, you lose and you train boxing to fight multiple people that cant fight. The end.

I'm not moving the goal post, I'm being pretty consistent.

The reason people's initiail reaction is @ BJJ --->Because they think of everyday scenarios, where you are not trying to be anywhere near the ground.

Fights are one-on-one, but you do some pusssy shiit like this at a party among friends and associates, they gonna be .

Its not a respectful form of fighting among straight men.

 

[Mowgli]

I'm not moving the goal post, I'm pretty consistent.

The reason people's initiail reaction is @ BJJ --->Because they think of everyday scenarios, where you are not trying to be anywhere near the ground.

Fights are one-on-one, but you do some pusssy shiit like this at a party among friends and associates, they gonna be .

Its not a respectful form of fighting among straight men.

Reality doesnt reflect this bullshyt. Black people are notorious for scoop slamming nikkas on their necks and pounding them out while dude is on his back lifeless. I guess in the suburbs you guys have a different code.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[Suicide King]

Reality doesnt reflect this bullshyt. Black people are notorious for scoop slamming nikkas on their necks and pounding them out while dude is on his back lifeless. I guess in the suburbs you guys have a different code.

Yeah, I always laugh at someone who rushes someone. My initial thought is that fakkit can't fight.

That's why I had the same reaction when I saw those BJJ videos.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Yeah, I always laugh a someone who rushes someone. My initial thought is that fakkit can't fight.

thats when you use the bjj knee to the nutz technique

 

[ROFL_GUY]

squirt guns full of bleach >>>>>>

cost $2

 

[Mowgli]

Yeah, I laugh someone rushes someone. I fault the other guy for not kneeing that fakkit in his face.

Do you know how fast you have to be to catch someone with a knee to the face in the middle of a takedown? Most times its 2 people that have swung on each other and are in a clinch. The stronger one drops low, gets both legs, picks ol boy up and dumps him in his head. Fights end up in clinches and fights end up on the ground bruh. You got to deal with it. No one is around to tell the guy raining punches on a guy he threw on the street *hey thats not fair. Let him get up*. That happens during arranged fights among groups of people that know each other, not fights between 2 strangers. You gonna have a fair fight with someone you dont know? Someone who found out u fukked their girl? You really are a suicide king.

 

[Suicide King]

thats when you use the bjj knee to the nutz technique

Mr Somebody has very valid points, and I think a lot of what he says applies to one-on-one situations and professional matches.

Do you know how fast you have to be to catch someone with a knee to the face in the middle of a takedown? Most times its 2 people that have swung on each other and are in a clinch. The stronger one drops low, gets both legs, picks ol boy up and dumps him in his head. Fights end up in clinches and fights end up on the ground bruh. You got to deal with it. No one is around to tell the guy raining punches on a guy he threw on the street *hey thats not fair. Let him get up*. That happens during arranged fights among groups of people that know each other, not fights between 2 strangers. You gonna have a fair fight with someone you dont know? Someone who found out u fukked their girl? You really are a suicide king.

I don't fight perfect strangers, I'm trying to puncture a lung with my 4 inch blade or rip their eyes out with my Bic pen/car keys.

 

[Mowgli]

thats when you use the bjj knee to the nutz technique

You sound like a weakling. Time to start taking Brazillian Jiujitsu. These rebuttals reflect puny stature, a pathetic frame and a fear of the average man. You dont train to fight killers. Step it up.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

You sound like a weakling. Time o start taking Brazillian Jiujitsu. These rebuttals reflect puny stature, a pathetic frame and a fear of the average man. You dont train to fight killers. Step it up.

i already am a a master of the craft.. didnt you read my previous post

you sound angry because you know my knee technique will always win.. if your trained properly in the art of kneeing

catch a knee to the gut.. the only time i say i need you

 

[Mowgli]

squirt guns full of bleach >>>>>>

cost $2

Yea carry a leaky ass squirt gun filled with bleach in your pocket. I dont think you thought this out very well. @ you wearing white jeans in public. @ your leg getting infected.

Gun filled with bullets >

 

[Mowgli]

i already am a a master of the craft.. didnt you read my previous post

you sound angry because you know my knee technique will always win..

Im angry because your posts lack imagination and are cringe worthy in terms of corniness.