The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
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'Borderlands' Movie - Starring Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ariana Greenblatt & Jack Black | August 9, 2024
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The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
shyt
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
watching this now. apparently this is some hot
I never played a game personally
It is not.
I saw it twice now.
Nuffin wrong with this movie.
Only thing wrong with this movie.
Except the wack ass nuffin movie critics.
who all paid off and suck.
I am the best movie critic and rotten tomatoes used to reflect that. Till they changed to this new format. That allows critics to act like they know movies and they do not
Plus real talk.
None of these movie critics have built a following grassroots.
to listen to them.
review a damn thing like me as well.
After they all took payoffs.
to Give the second disney star wars a fake review.
Never trust none of these critics.
Especially after they changed rotten tomatoes to this new review system which is a lie.
All the critics are a lie.
after the second disney star wars.
Plus I was the only critic to fight back.
As well as the guy.
who told you marvel was going to fukk up and how as well.
fukk these movie critics.
I been better than them for two plus decades and it was not even what i wanted to review.
I am better than every critic.
Better than every movie critic by accident as well.
None of them had reviews rated as high as mine on rottentomatoes.
Plus none of them reviewed music worth a cot damn like me in the world as well.
fukk movie critics.....
they are a commercial c00n payola made lie.
Just like their paid payola style reviews.
for this movie and disney star wars.
Art Barr
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and he was annoying as fukk...Kevin Hart been doing shyt before he became the rocks sidekick you been underwater for a few years?!?
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Yet in this movie.
Kevin hart is actually really good in thus and not the atypical comedic relief he has been known to play or usually pigeon holed Into tho.
Super Mario made bank and was nominated for an Oscar from a jack black song.
This was a smart movie t9 make and they paid critics off this time to just kill this movie like warcraft for no reason. Except for whatever goes on behind the scenes.
between film houses and major pr outlets.
Where it is obvious. They are out to sandbag certain genres and properties.
This shyt a witch hunt.
for no reason on this movie.
Besides what feels like.
they just do not want this film to do well.
for whatever hidden clandestined vitroil style reason.
Pr outlets conjure up.
behind the curtain for videogame movies to purposefully fail.
Do videogsme companies owe pr outlets bread or sumfin?!!!!
As this witch hunt for videogame movies makes no sense.
Art Barr
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
So Cate is? The way he’s used in the trailer makes it seem like he is the lead.
Everyone pulled their own weight its supposed to be the entire cast that carried this movie. Cate was generally the lead story wise
If the movie is based on the first game then Cate should be the lead
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Got dragged to see this by my daughter and the only thing I found appealing was seeing JLC titties on screen. 65 yrs old and them thangs still sitting pretty
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Wait, JLC showed titties. What random fukkery is this? 
Fanservice
Bih call me senpai
How does a Borderlands movie even work without Handsome Jack? The best stories from the franchise revolve around him (especially Tales from the Borderlands)
It's the one (two) things in the trailer that made me rewind. I was like, HOLD UP! JLC just casually giving us titty window in 2K24!
Wait, JLC showed titties. What random fukkery is this?
She didn't show them all hanging out
it was just like a push up bra.