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Decided to grind for Twin Blood Stone Shards for a bit by killing the kidnappers in the Hypogean Gaol. Got my axe to +6 now and used the 33 other regular blood shards to level up everything else I had. Went into the forest after that because I don't have too many other places to go and I'm expecting the same old riflemen I saw before with the wolves that have a bone through their heads. Now that I got 15 insight, this Sideshow Bob looking motherfukker pops up out of the ground out of nowhere
. I can kill him quick 2 handed but I swear he can slash you 5 fukking times before he lets up
. I make my way through the forest even more slowly now and I finally reach the Hemlock Chapel Lane lamp
, but not 15 feet below are a group of mad women circling around a pile of whatever the fukk with torches
. Naturally, I go down there to introduce myself on some "hello ladies
" but these hoes ain't playin breh
. None of em killed me but they damn sure had me using some blood vials before I wanted to. These heffas got hatchets, cattle prods, rakes, mallets, and some of em like to stand on perches and toss molotovs
. I see I'm not going to escape these fukk ass crows neither just slithering in the grass and I can't even see them because it's night time
. And oh yeah, Sideshow Bob makes some guest appearances too
. Only other human enemy I see are those gigantic Quasimoto looking dudes with bricks in their hands but still nothing a parry or a 2 handed heavy strike can't handle. I make my way to this stable full of dead horses and the surprises keep coming
. Broads playing possum in hay, wolves laying low under the ladder, and a Sideshow Bob lurking up top. Your boy done levelled up though (literally) and I make short work of them
. Now I'm on a rooftop overlooking the ocean and I gotta shimmy across to get to land and of course, some old witch with a mallet is waiting around the corner with a Quasimoto and a molotov throwing heffa
. I kill all of them and make my way down a staircase to be greeted by some motherfukker in a wheelchair with a shotgun
. If that aint enough, just outside is some new variation of Quasimoto looking dudes with a blade instead of a brick
. They hit harder but they can still fall prey to a well timed parry
. Now I see a lever to open a gate I couldn't get past before that opens up a shortcut to the lamp
. Normally I'd go right back to the Hunter's Dream, especially sitting on 30k souls, but something just told me to keep going forward
. I mean, I've killed everything up to this point with little difficulty right? What's a little further up
? Motherfukker I'll tell you what's up there, a pack of
SIX fukkING WOLVES THAT GANG UP ON YOU LIKE FRESH KIBBLES N BITS IN A KENNEL 
. Not even gon lie, I was ready to die right then and there
but by some miracle (and bad camera angles), I killed them all with my 2 handed axe
. I cashed in those souls and levelled up right after that, needless to say
. Now I go up this hill to the left and find 4 more women and a bladed Quasimoto
. I killed all of them and just called it a night. All this drama and I haven't even reached the damn boss yet
.
but it's way weaker than my axe.
