Black Uncles at the cookout: Abandon all chill ye who enter here
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CinnaSlim
Queen of Swords
My uncle is bougie/started from the bottom uncle.
deacon, hotep, bougie and bachelor uncle all hit close to home 
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
You always got the oldest one who was like a second mother to the others. She's always trying to run the show even at someone else's house. She can also be meaner than grandma herself
The SAME thing
Paradise
Too tired to think of something witty to say...
They either bougie, hood, or country take your pick...LOL.The SAME thing
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
that one auntie who just got released from prison
some of ya'll from some weird ass families
why is pedo behavior accepted 
any uncle or relative even if by marriage dare to play that 
shyt with kids in the fam would get his ass beat and banished from any type of family gathering even funerals
why is pedo behavior accepted any uncle or relative even if by marriage dare to play that shyt with kids in the fam would get his ass beat and banished from any type of family gathering even funerals
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Superstar
Church auntie; Hoe Auntie; Career woman auntie; Hood rat - tons of kids, no father auntie; House wife (most of the time military husband) auntie
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
that one auntie who just got released from prison
Paradise
Too tired to think of something witty to say...
my aunties are a combo of all of those things...LOL
Womb Raider
sigh….*unzips pants*
this thread is funny as fukk
Gambling Auntie (aka Maryland Live Auntie); "Thinks She Can Sing Auntie" cause she's in a church choir with someone who was a Richard Smallwood singer back in the early 80's; Bougie Mac and Cheese Auntie who uses gruyere cheese as one of the cheeses; Rainbow Shoes Aunty cause Payless is too expensive for her stripper shoes; Blue Light Auntie who would have one too many drinks and make out with your friend in the basement; Tube Socks Aunty (you knew what you were getting for Christmas). 
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