Black Jesus (Season One)

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the show is if he came back in present day :dahell:

with TMZ & shyt theres no way Jesus would just come back and be lowkey and unnoticed with the homies

In the bible, when Jesus came back, even his own disciples couldn't recognize him or even believe it until he proved it outright. How'd you assume that in PRESENT time with all sorts of people having their own concept and idea of Jesus going to even START to believe this man is truly the Son of Man? shyt, even in the bible he was crucified due to this fact people refused to believe he was the Son of Man and left for dead with little fan fare.
 

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:ehh: I liked it

Great casting, they used John Witherspoon and Charlie Murphy just the right amount.

There is only so much you can do in a 30 min pilot, I'm looking forward to where it goes from here. I could nitpick about a few little things but with there being so few black comedy shows on TV now I hope this one has some legs...
 

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:ehh: I liked it

Great casting, they used John Witherspoon and Charlie Murphy just the right amount.

There is only so much you can do in a 30 min pilot, I'm looking forward to where it goes from here. I could nitpick about a few little things but with there being so few black comedy shows on TV now I hope this one has some legs...
the second i heard this line i knew it had potential to be piff

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:banderas: add that to Ross getting hemmed up

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and you got grade A black television right here :banderas:
 
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:kobedeadagain:At Black Jesus' dropping holy fluff all day everyday; Man if people don't see the social commentary in this, they are blind; motherfukkas want that shyt EXPLICIT like in the 4th season or Boondocks or something:dahelucominwitme:
I dont get it either, please explain.
 

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Should've made it a cartoon. :yeshrug:

But we know how long this nikka take with cartoons.:snoop:



Lamar is more funny as a cartoon/video game character. His voice is perfect for it. :manny:
 

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Are they trying to say those comments were the reason the show was made or picked up ?
Hopefully not because it's always been a boondocks short on YouTube along with Tubesteak.
 

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His character is all over the place but someone made a spot on observation how it's an accurate portrayal of how Jesus moved; with the lowlifes and degenerates. It makes sense on that level.
 

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Man this show was funny, had me laughing plenty of times. Folks said McGruder leaving didn't matter with the Boondocks, :huh:. This was way better than the last 2 seasons of that show, his influence did matter.

Besides that though the show was just funny all around.

"Don't you know I died for your sins?"

"Man, that shyt getting old. :dry:"

"nikka, that's my life!"
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Then the two asian women come around with a basket of goods.

Black jesus: ":krs: Is that beautiful basket of shyt for me?"
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So many other quotable lines. I'm a fan already. That female detective was :whew:
 
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People saying this should be a cartoon is stupid. Should Martin have been a cartoon? What about the Wayans Bros? Its like thats all we (black) can be limited too is cartoons. White people have like 97% of all the shows on tv, with a majority white cast, and people want to throw 1 show in the trash.
 
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