best way to fukk someones car up?

[Non Sequitur]

you just aint put enough sugar in there

@yo moms just cut the dude's brake lines, then Harlem Shake at his wake

 

[ugksam]

smash the windows or key his shyt up

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

Sugar won't stop it from running, but it will fukk that car up.

Seriously... Put air soft pellets in the gas tank. It'll run for about 5 mins and stall. Then it'll start back up and be fine over and over and over again. They'll spend tons of money trying to figure that shyt out.

 

[yo moms]

you're young as fukk breh. What have you done in these streets?

Got arrested for GBH and a couple of drunk and disorderlys. The fukkery I've been indulged in is pretty funny tho.

If I was any good at writing stories I'd post then on here. But most of my posts aren't more than a line long

 

[Jparker]

@yo moms just cut the dude's brake lines, then Harlem Shake at his wake

 

[Remote]

Leave that car alone.

 

[yo moms]

amateurs........ smh


firstly the how are you going to get to the fuel tank without setting off the alarm

secondly while sugar might, migh,t cause a few minor problems water would really fukk the car up

thirdly if you are going to throw a molotov cocktail remember thats arson and the cops might investigate that with a bit more vigor , (for various reasons i wouldnt recommend arson but i cant be arsed to give the reasons

four ....when you damage his car please have the sense not to have your phone on you



brake fluid will strip the paint on the car to the metal

the best way to smash car windows is to break the ceramic bits off used spark plugs and throw them at the windows.....it smashes the glass instantly and quietly

Exactly. These fools think you can just go around opening people's fuel caps

You seem like you have experience in this field

 

[ScoopNScore]

the police already have my dna and shyt on record so i need to be stealthy.

i was thinking about slashing the tires and throwing a homemade molotov through the window. that should be sufficent enough right?

This should be sufficient...

 

[yo moms]

Leave that car alone.

It's funny cus if I had a car and somebody fukked it up I'd be furious.

 

[Jparker]

Got arrested for GBH and a couple of drunk and disorderlys. The fukkery I've been indulged in is pretty funny tho.

If I was any good at writing stories I'd post then on here. But most of my posts aren't more than a line long

Got arrested for GBH and a couple of drunk and disorderlys. The fukkery I've been indulged in is pretty funny tho.

If I was any good at writing stories I'd post then on here. But most of my posts aren't more than a line long

your writing skills are holding us from a platinum thread

 

[Remote]

It's funny cus if I had a car and somebody fukked it up I'd be furious.

To to the coliseum...into The Ring forum and get that link and watch Maidana vs Broner in an hour or so...and forget about this car business.

 

[Nemesis]

Exactly. These fools think you can just go around opening people's fuel caps

You seem like you have experience in this field

Exactly. These fools think you can just go around opening people's fuel caps

You seem like you have experience in this field

I wasnt always the law abiding upstanding citizen that I am now......lol

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

You can easily pop gas doors open. I doubt this kids fukking with anything fancy.

 

[yo moms]

To to the coliseum...into The Ring forum and get that link and watch Maidana vs Broner in an hour or so...and forget about this car business.

I'm on iPod. I'm waiting till tomorrow and getting the fight off the boxingscene video trading block.

 

[yo moms]

your writing skills are holding us from a platinum thread

Shoulda stayed in school

The fukkery stories from my school are even better.