best way to fukk someones car up?

[yo moms]

only chicks go after a dudes car. i thought this was a thoushallhustle thread

I've already explained the situation you dumb fukk.

 

[yo moms]

homie.... fukking up a dude's property ain't doing nothing but sending the message that you're too scared to confront the dude. Why do you think women do this trifling shyt?

Asking for answers like this.... just take some keys and scratch the shyt up.

I already beat this dude up and he went to the police.

Why do you think I want to fukk his car up?

 

[Token]

Steal it.

 

[MikelArteta]

put diesel in their fuel tank

 

[Jparker]

I almost died from a Molotov when I was 10. We was in the treehouse and one of the local legends who was much older at that time like 14 I think. He threw the Molotov into the treehouse and set it on fire. Luckily it was a bad treehouse so we could all jump out. Needless to say we never filed a report to the police

how did yall start playing with molotov's why did he throw it

 

[yo moms]

Steal it.

This isn't a 97 Honda

I don't have the tools to steal it

 

[yo moms]

how did yall start playing with molotov's why did he throw it

Cus he was a local goon. All the kids knew his name

I don't know what happened to him tho he gotta be in jail

 

[Mr. Negative]

I already beat this dude up and he went to the police.

Why do you think I want to fukk his car up?

do it again. if you're the only person to beat him up, then he's gonna automatically think you fukked up his car anyway.

hell, beat him up with his car. The only five things that will stop a person from fukking with you are

boredom

getting what they want out of you

fear of pain

fear of death

death

 

[Jparker]

Cus he was a local goon. All the kids knew his name

I don't know what happened to him tho he gotta be in jail

how have you made it this long without being arrested

 

[Non Sequitur]

you sure

First of all, sugar doesn't dissolve very well in gasoline, so all that mularkey about it caramelizing and gunking up the engine is just that.

Second, most of the largely undissolved sugar won't make it past the gas tank into the fuel line, and the insignificant portion that does won't make it past the fuel filters.

So, like I said, it won't do shyt.

 

[yo moms]

put diesel in their fuel tank

So how do you open the fuel tank from the outside. Most cars have a button on the inside of the car.

And where do I get diesel from? That shyt is expensive :50pls:

You need to try and think your posts out more from now on.

 

[yo moms]

how have you made it this long without being arrested

I've been arrested 3 times

 

[Jparker]

First of all, sugar doesn't dissolve very well in gasoline, so all that mularkey about it caramelizing and gunking up the engine is just that.

Second, most of the largely undissolved sugar won't make it past the gas tank into the fuel line, and the insignificant portion that does won't make it past the fuel filters.

So, like I said, it won't do shyt.

you just aint put enough sugar in there

 

[Jparker]

I've been arrested 3 times

you're young as fukk breh. What have you done in these streets?

 

[Nemesis]

amateurs........ smh


firstly the how are you going to get to the fuel tank without setting off the alarm

secondly while sugar might, migh,t cause a few minor problems water would really fukk the car up

thirdly if you are going to throw a molotov cocktail remember thats arson and the cops might investigate that with a bit more vigor , (for various reasons i wouldnt recommend arson but i cant be arsed to give the reasons

four ....when you damage his car please have the sense not to have your phone on you



brake fluid will strip the paint on the car to the metal

the best way to smash car windows is to break the ceramic bits off used spark plugs and throw them at the windows.....it smashes the glass instantly and quietly