Raped by a lesbian while dreaming about his mother.
Simped over Sophie for
years and he eventually got to date her.
He realised he hated her after being with her and got married so he wouldn't be alone. The day of the wedding he wants to call it off and hides during the ceremony until the priest finds him.
3 minutes after they get married she cries as she claims he jilted her. After a few weeks and an annuled marriage he has to fire her as he now becomes a manager.
Instead they have sex and he uses a 10 year old condom. She has sex with his best friend and doesn't know who the baby belongs to. It's his.
She starts dating his old rival Jeff and Jeff names the baby after himself.
That's just his L with her. Every episode is an L for Mark.
Oh yeah, he passed on Big Suze
For Sophie.