Being Lazy Will Cost you with these Food Delivery Services

[Consigliere]

We order Uber Eats all the time. Not on a single fukking sandwich though.

It’s worth it if your order is large enough. Especially if you’re ordering form a place where you would drop a big tip on an eat in meal. Or where you’d have to pay for parking/transportation.

 

[R=G]

Buddy paying a $3 tip on a $4 sandwich, and whatever delivery app you use, you gonna have to meet some kind of minimum to avoid an extra fee, which I’m sure his $4 order didn’t meet. Who the hell order one sandwich? But yeah, those delivery services are rarely cost effective and will drain your money.

My last 5 orders...

 

[R=G]

We order Uber Eats all the time. Not on a single fukking sandwich though.

It’s worth it if your order is large enough. Especially if you’re ordering form a place where you would drop a big tip on an eat in meal. Or where you’d have to pay for parking/transportation.

You know all the madness with Popeyes? I ordered from Popeyes on Doordash via pick up..was out in under 2 mins.

 

[King Frost]

whats the deal with them adding dasher tip?
why not pay the guy more
since when are tips mandatory?
why not just add it in with the food price

Guess you don't eat at restaurants either

I don't
I buy groceries at the supermarket and cook at home
fukk I'm going to the restaurant for?
i can buy chicken, drop in flour then drop it in a deep fryer, boom, my own KFC

 

[R=G]

whats the deal with them adding dasher tip?
why not pay the guy more
since when are tips mandatory?
why not just add it in with the food price



I don't
I buy groceries at the supermarket and cook at home
fukk I'm going to the restaurant for?
i can buy chicken, drop in flour then drop it in a deep fryer, boom, my own KFC

I havent been to a restaurant in years...I think my mother took me to this Asian All you can buffett..that was it. I order, cook, or get a plate from my kin.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

It’s probably because that order was under 10

 

[Maximus Rex]

Wait for the free delivery time frames on ubereats

 

[feelosofer]

It is what it is, you're basically trading money for time. I mean sure she could buy the ingredients and cook it but she didn't feel like. I don't do doordash much but if I do it's gotta be a $40 plus order for it to make sense.

 

[Bless't]

I'm lazy, in bed, comfortable and its cold outside. I work hard so i can be lazy. if i gotta pay 10 dollars just for the delivery of a $7 item i dont care

This is what I'm saying.

If it's a Sunday, I'm hungover and I just finished an L to my face... yeah, I'm not fukking getting in my car and going anywhere. I'll pay that fee. No worries.


But that is def not a frequent occurrence.

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

I never pay for this shyt I'll go pick it up. My wife will pay for this, her money not mine.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

How lazy do you have to be to order bacon egg and cheese?

You can cook bacon in the microwave.

 

[Astroslik]

She needs to get her ass in the kitchen and make that shyt. You know how many damn bacon egg and cheese sandwiches u can make with $18 worth of items from Target

Dozen eggs - $3
Sliced America cheese (24 pack) - $4
Pack of bacon - $5
Bagels (6 pack) - $4
Orange juice - $3

A lot of these women either can’t cook or are lazy as fukk.

 

[Mr swag]

Only order with free delivery lol.

People putting this on their card and going into debt over fast food

 

[threattonature]

I was bad about this for a long time. That shyt was draining my account. Damn near a minimum of $20 for each order. For me I was crazy busy with work and didn't have time to step away and grab lunch and was just being lazy in general. Finally cut down on pretty much all of that.

 

[Afro]

Exactly, I never knew anyone with a Food Delivery Membership before I started dating my girl. She orders food all the time and I have to tell her to stop cuz I'd rather go pick up cuz we get the shyt lukewarm. I get pizza delivery cuz it's big but she was ordering bacon and cheese biscuits and fries and shyt.

I always try to go big to justify it

But biscuits and fries