Batman will punch a nikka in the throat and be like "now talk"

[Blessings]

lmaooooooooooooooo

 

[Easy-E]

Batman is fukks deficient

He owes some fukks

 

[MidniteJay]

Breh at the end jack didnt care anymore

He literally checked out after season 3 and just started torturing people.

Had a breh looking like damn jack thats what we doing now

Correction, Jack didn't give a fukk since season 2. Shot a man dead in a federal building, in front of his boss and took that man's head as proof to get in with terrorists for an undercover op.

 

[Drew Wonder]

LOL, thread reminds me of this SNL skit

 

[CodeKansas]

That was a smart move by Jack to tag his wife instead.

Shoot and kill Peter Weller at your own peril.

 

[Black Lightning]

Tying nikkas upside down and swinging at them with lead pipes, Batman must be a Styles P fan

Goon: I won't break...

Batman: Your bones will...

 

[JLova]

Thread is flames.

*wipes tears*

 

[Grifter]

And the whole time he's seducing and fukking damn near every woman he meets and the hits them with the "My life is too dangerous for you to stay a part of it."

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

you cant leave this out..

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

Real talk, the goons need to unionize and ask for better working conditions and benefits

Just being a goon in Gotham is an occupational hazard

a while back the coli wanted to pitch a show about goon life..

 

[Kingshango]

This is EXACTLY what I was thinking. At least give Bats SOME props for self-restraint.

The Punisher will threaten ur life to make u snitch and then kill u ANYWAY!

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

The way they be trying to act tough for like 3 seconds.
”No! I no give u anything!”


“THE SAFE IS IN THE BASEMENT! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!”

What’s hilarious is Frank be lying like a motherfukka to them goons.

Frank: “Give me information and I’ll let you live!”
Goons: “The boss in the back room.”

Frank: Thanks chump. (proceeds to feed fukk nikka to a meat grinder).


Punisher is my all time favorite fictional character.
No wealth, no superpowers, didn’t get no cosmic blast from a death ray level up, no magical healing abilities.

Just a nikka with a shotgun and a bulletproof vest coming to fukk up your world.

Never change Frank.

 

[Turlast]

Just wanna say that this is the illest Batman thread I've ever read

Yall was extra on point. Had me rolling all throughout

 

[HabitualChiller]

Batman has indirectly killed a fukk-ton of people because of his bromance with The Joker and other villains. Some nikkas just need to die.

 

[Grifter]

you cant leave this out..

This is after fukking Orion's wife.