AVENGERS ENDGAME SPOILER THREAD

[General Mills]

I am not one for nitpicking a movie like this at all. I am well aware some shyt is going to be fantastical


One thing tho



In IW and in Endgame Captain America take a full force punch from Thanos and is as he should be.

When it happened in IW I assume he died and was brought back when Thanos rewound time before he murked Vision. Now that I think of it that would not make sense. He just shook off a hit to the grill by the Mad Titan. No broken jaw. No broken orbital sockets. Not even a broke nose or a bruise. I know he is durable and peak human. But he has no Healing Factor



In Endgame the same shyt happened. He took a punch To the grill. He was in the dirt


But back up later. Dingy. But ready for battle yet again

 

[Primetime]

 

[Legal]

Y'all really spent the last few pages arguing with a troll, who had all of his posts for several years summarized as "Batman"

I swear sometimes we need an Oral History of SOHH/The Coli (obligatory ), or something to remind people of the gimmicks people have running.

 

[(ALi)]

Bruh if the movie touched you and you cried like a bytch then so be it, I can't relate to weirdo shyt like that.

I have no emotional investment in these fictional characters I don't get paid a dime from their success or failure, if it's a good movie like The winter soldier, civil war and infinity wars I'll say it.

No matter how many times Hawkeye cries and looks to the sky and says why not me it sn't going to move me.

I didn't need 2 hours plus of we're depressed, I wish we can get back to how it used to be, this movie was a punishment and the final wrap up was cliche as ever. When will Iron man sacrifice himself and save The Avengers.

 

[Still FloW]

This isn't gonna beat Avatar is it

No.. fuccin marvel pussies tried it

AVATAR remains KING !!

 

[The axe murderer]

Probably not.... but it went on like a warrior..... coming around strong competition vs coming out around a weak period

Unlike some other movie I’ve been restricted to give shade to due to emotions and a treaty that only I’m the one that seems to be upholding

All Time Worldwide Box Office Grosses
still got some way to go and john wock taking over.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

All Time Worldwide Box Office Grosses
still got some way to go and john wock taking over.

This should motivate Fiegie to give them the bag..... to motivate The Russos to drop that Secret Wars

 

[daemonova]

 

[BXKingPin82]

"I aint no fukkin staaaaaaaan!
I aint invested in this shiiiiiiit!!!"


Mad D in di mouf!

 

[Bryan Danielson]

"I aint no fukkin staaaaaaaan!
I aint invested in this shiiiiiiit!!!"


Mad D in di mouf!

They get mad at us and tell us to chill but still won’t say shyt on the flipside.

The neutrals fukking up the peace treaty by not enforcing it across the board

 

[audemarzz]

Pretty much confirmed thru who black widow father is we getting her back at a clone . . .so prequel that ends in present day most likely

 

[daemonova]

is that everybody?

you wanted more?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I am not one for nitpicking a movie like this at all. I am well aware some shyt is going to be fantastical


One thing tho



In IW and in Endgame Captain America take a full force punch from Thanos and is as he should be.

When it happened in IW I assume he died and was brought back when Thanos rewound time before he murked Vision. Now that I think of it that would not make sense. He just shook off a hit to the grill by the Mad Titan. No broken jaw. No broken orbital sockets. Not even a broke nose or a bruise. I know he is durable and peak human. But he has no Healing Factor



In Endgame the same shyt happened. He took a punch To the grill. He was in the dirt


But back up later. Dingy. But ready for battle yet again

That wasn’t a full force punch and it was nothing like when Thanos punched Hulk or Thor

Hell he punched IM harder

 

[(ALi)]

How does one determine the force of the punch?
people caping for this trash.

And with that I'm done.
Enjoy your circle jerk. Pathetic.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Someone tweet this to that pathetic weirdo who edited EG to exclude the women.