Ate a girls groceries and ended up with the whole grocery store

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Exactly, dig where shyt comes out and be surprised


Nasty ass nikkas

Never understood the fascination with the booty hole.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

But I won't front


I was fukking with this 1 chick and she got drunk and kept talking bout how she came harder from anal

She kept begging me to bust it open

Asked me to finger her ass to loosen her up


Slide the middle finger in and hit the nucleus of a turd






I pulled out wiped that shyt on her back
And shoved her ass so hard she hit the floor


Then she started crying

Then cursing



Then called it assault



I already pictured this bih calling the cops

And having to explain that all I did was push her cause she got dookie on my finger







Then she started laughing

Then went into the bathroom


I was like this bih laughing cause she know she finna fukk my life up

Now she in the bathroom calling 911
Prolly making up shyt saying I threatened to kill her







But really



She was just taking a shyt






Then took a shower



Then came and got me off the couch and demon fukked me

While crying midway and saying she loved me

The things ya'll go through for the coochie is wild to me.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

the nerve of this woman to just get up and leave without telling you...

She let you lay back down thinking that you just put in work

but you got du du on the side of your face

That woman is trife

 

[Diondon]

Sodomite.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Im not reading all that, but if your chick aint shower before eating the booty...you deserve whatever shyt you get yourself into..

 

[SAINT]

sounds like a good time to me and you're just complaining

 

[posterchild336]

I've done some nasty shyt, but I never would've thought this would happen to me. Imma just say, summa yall bytches fukkIN NASTY. God damn. Absolutely no concept of hygiene. Don't even try to call me nasty for eating groceries either cuz some shyt is just IN you and you can't help it. Like if i wanna eat a chicks p*ssy from behind, my nose gon' be all up in the a$$hole by default. Therefore, I might get a lil "up in dea'" nah mean . BUT DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO BE LIKE TO WIPE OFF DINGLEBERRIES AND shyt

so i'm eatin chick out from behind and there minimal yet natural funk and it's all good. I'm feelin EXTRA freaky so i put a finger up the butt and she is feelin it. I then bite the inside cheek of her booty while kinda layin inside her ass crack, so my cheek is spot on the booty hole and i'm biting her butt. We fukk and all that and when she looks at me she looks haphazardly and kinda does a double take. I noticed it at the time but didn't even really care to ask. We do our post fukk ritual (wash her vagina, cleanse my dikk etc.) then she leaves in a hurry. I'm chillin for HOURS before i have to use the bathroom and look in the mirror and see brown fece on my cheek in a puckered shape (straight from the source ). Man that shyt was DRY by then and i took a full body shower when i found that. I'm disgusted and I haven't texted her back since. She must've got loose from fingering her booty hole, but that's no excuse

i literally just choked on my water i was drinking when i read this

 

[fkthisgaysite]

One thing i'll never understand is, how can you get sick from eating human waste, when the person you ate it from ate it first? for instance, if i eat 1 cupcake out of a dozen, and don't get sick, then you eat one from the same group, you wouldn't get sick either. Do we know 100 percent that the waste is causing this or could it be spiritual/psycho-somatic?

Dawg...

 

[analog]

We really in a time where the thought of having to wipe shyt off your face only gives cats minimal pause


I'm all for liberty but I might gotta join the antiporn wave if this is the result.

 

[Rell Lauren]

Why is the p*ssy alone not good enough for a lot of guys nowadays? So much anus obsession, it's weird.

Gay sex is mainstream. Sodom and Gomorrah.

 

[3rdWorld]

Go see a psychiatrist..you cant get over this one alone

 

[jackson35]

I've done some nasty shyt, but I never would've thought this would happen to me. Imma just say, summa yall bytches fukkIN NASTY. God damn. Absolutely no concept of hygiene. Don't even try to call me nasty for eating groceries either cuz some shyt is just IN you and you can't help it. Like if i wanna eat a chicks p*ssy from behind, my nose gon' be all up in the a$$hole by default. Therefore, I might get a lil "up in dea'" nah mean . BUT DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO BE LIKE TO WIPE OFF DINGLEBERRIES AND shyt

so i'm eatin chick out from behind and there minimal yet natural funk and it's all good. I'm feelin EXTRA freaky so i put a finger up the butt and she is feelin it. I then bite the inside cheek of her booty while kinda layin inside her ass crack, so my cheek is spot on the booty hole and i'm biting her butt. We fukk and all that and when she looks at me she looks haphazardly and kinda does a double take. I noticed it at the time but didn't even really care to ask. We do our post fukk ritual (wash her vagina, cleanse my dikk etc.) then she leaves in a hurry. I'm chillin for HOURS before i have to use the bathroom and look in the mirror and see brown fece on my cheek in a puckered shape (straight from the source ). Man that shyt was DRY by then and i took a full body shower when i found that. I'm disgusted and I haven't texted her back since. She must've got loose from fingering her booty hole, but that's no excuse

if your going to eat her out, you should have gotten wash towel with soap and wipes and clean that ass. girls like it when you clean them up

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Gay sex is mainstream. Sodom and Gomorrah.

This is oddly true and a whole generation of youngins bought into it via porn

 

[Elle Seven]

when in rome

The irony...cause as soon as the gentleman mentioned 'eating groceries', I immediately thought of Rome and Roman practices lol.

 

[FLATOP]

Ohhhh Ive been

Kissed by a rose on the grey