Ate a girls groceries and ended up with the whole grocery store

[killacal]

How does she lack hygiene on this one? You put a finger in the dookie shoot and expect what to come out? Sunhine? lol

Sodomites lack common sense and self control

 

[patscorpio]

Everyday we stray further from God's light

#facts

deenfrancis

• patscorpio
• Jan 20, 2018

 

[2stainz]

Imma pray for you breh

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Btw anyone who takes a shyt that same day and doesn't shower before having sex is .

Groin region sweats when aroused and that booty funk will be extra ripe if you ain't wash that butt with some soap and warm water..not even a wet wipe will do

It must be the same for chicks..but when a chick wants to eat my ass that means her soul is mine and I'll never take her seriously again.


Same dudes will be on all fours tounging a$$hole then complain later talm bout
"My girl ain't submissive..she always disrespect me"

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

she coulda said "let's go have a shower"

instead cartwheels out the door and starts texting her friends with a

 

[Trot LaRoc]

How you gon be on The Coli with E Coli?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

One thing i'll never understand is, how can you get sick from eating human waste, when the person you ate it from ate it first? for instance, if i eat 1 cupcake out of a dozen, and don't get sick, then you eat one from the same group, you wouldn't get sick either. Do we know 100 percent that the waste is causing this or could it be spiritual/psycho-somatic?

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

 

[Cave Savage]

Jhene Aiko's influence on American culture

 

[wire28]

Everyday we stray further from God's light

How you gon be on The Coli with E Coli?

IM DONE

 

[newworldafro]

How does she lack hygiene on this one? You put a finger in the dookie shoot and expect what to come out? Sunhine? lol

We already in the early days of a post-100%human society.

These sex dolls we have today will be talked about the way the first attempts at flight are talked about today.

 

[AAKing23]

How does she lack hygiene on this one? You put a finger in the dookie shoot and expect what to come out? Sunhine? lol

Exactly, dig where shyt comes out and be surprised


Nasty ass nikkas

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Very weird.

I remember a poster here said a few weeks ago that you need to have a female who's into anal because you will get tired of the p*ssy at some point.

Any dude who “tires” of p*ssy is gay in my opinion

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

But I won't front


I was fukking with this 1 chick and she got drunk and kept talking bout how she came harder from anal

She kept begging me to bust it open

Asked me to finger her ass to loosen her up


Slide the middle finger in and hit the nucleus of a turd






I pulled out wiped that shyt on her back
And shoved her ass so hard she hit the floor


Then she started crying

Then cursing



Then called it assault



I already pictured this bih calling the cops

And having to explain that all I did was push her cause she got dookie on my finger







Then she started laughing

Then went into the bathroom


I was like this bih laughing cause she know she finna fukk my life up

Now she in the bathroom calling 911
Prolly making up shyt saying I threatened to kill her







But really



She was just taking a shyt






Then took a shower



Then came and got me off the couch and demon fukked me

While crying midway and saying she loved me

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Everyday we stray further from God's light

After this comment I might be seeing the light by tonight