Ate a girls groceries and ended up with the whole grocery store

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OP looked in the mirror and saw

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Porn has really messed up people’s perception of sex and intimacy.

Plus these porn actresses go extra hard preparing to have their anus viewed by the world. It'll look like the night janitorial crew cleaned up her doorway and inside.
 

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Per Wikipedia:
Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases including shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases including hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites including intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum[12] and other sexually transmitted infections.[13]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus#cite_note-13


You ate shyt. Ok. You ate human shyt. Human doo doo. Go see a doctor first thing tomorrow and explain to them that you ate human ca ca and what your next steps should be.

Im sorry.
 

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and when she looks at me she looks haphazardly and kinda does a double take.

:damn::damn::damn:she ain't shyt bruh (pun intended)
 

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nikka you fukked up you should of known there was going to be dingleberries popping when you smelt that funk when you was eating it from the back.

If the hole dont' smell like warm water and dove soap you shouldn't be given that hole throat:ufdup:
 
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