Ate a girls groceries and ended up with the whole grocery store

[Dont@Me]

Btw anyone who takes a shyt that same day and doesn't shower before having sex is .

Groin region sweats when aroused and that booty funk will be extra ripe if you ain't wash that butt with some soap and warm water..not even a wet wipe will do

It must be the same for chicks..but when a chick wants to eat my ass that means her soul is mine and I'll never take her seriously again.


Same dudes will be on all fours tounging a$$hole then complain later talm bout
"My girl ain't submissive..she always disrespect me"

 

[Dont@Me]

Never understood the fascination with the booty hole.

I DIDN'T EVEN EAT HER ASS. yall need to read the story.

I was EATIN HER p*ssy from BEHIND!!!! maybe my nose was on the butthole (notice i said ON not IN) i was performing ass WORSHIP by laying my face in her butt and biting the CHEEKS from the INSIDE!!!!!!!

 

[Trot LaRoc]

But I won't front


I was fukking with this 1 chick and she got drunk and kept talking bout how she came harder from anal

She kept begging me to bust it open

Asked me to finger her ass to loosen her up


Slide the middle finger in and hit the nucleus of a turd






I pulled out wiped that shyt on her back
And shoved her ass so hard she hit the floor


Then she started crying

Then cursing



Then called it assault



I already pictured this bih calling the cops

And having to explain that all I did was push her cause she got dookie on my finger







Then she started laughing

Then went into the bathroom


I was like this bih laughing cause she know she finna fukk my life up

Now she in the bathroom calling 911
Prolly making up shyt saying I threatened to kill her







But really



She was just taking a shyt






Then took a shower



Then came and got me off the couch and demon fukked me

While crying midway and saying she loved me

Y'all nikkas.........

 

[Lord_nikon]

Lol

 

[Greenhornet]

if you good, you good.

 

[director_of_bands]

I should neg you shtface but you already in the red which makes sense...