Ask a fat dude anything (Picture update)

[YaBoyPiff]

Are you usually out of breath by the 3rd stroke?

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Have you no self control or respect for yourself?
Do you get any p*ssy?
Whats your favourite shyt to gorge on?

 

[Sk3ptical]

fat fukk

 

[Blackrogue]

Should have been an offensive lineman being 6 8 400 to 500 pounds

 

[LaLuna]

the point...

 

[Ooh Marty]

More recent.

Air quotes, because I was raised around white folks.

you have a cute face

 

[ALonelyDad]

Good luck on losing the weight, it's nice to see that you want to see change

 

[Kokoro]

Whenever you decide to start losing weight (assuming you havent started trying to yet) here is a tip: Lifting weights burns fat quicker than cardio

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Lmao!

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Man, I'm 6'8", the rolls are minimal for me (face rolls, body rolls are plentiful). Honestly, my face, especially when I cut, looks like it belongs to a much thinner man.

Women:
I'm only discussing women I find to be desirable.

Outside of being fat, I'm not a bad looking dude at all. What I tend to do as a fat dude is stick around in the cut and get women interested in me on some, "he's smart, funny, etc." Then again, I've had quite a few show interest off the break so who knows.

The real issues are confidence, self-esteem, body dysmorphia, etc. My internal issues kill the vibe more often than not man. I don't follow through, I don't want to get into sexual situations, I self-sabotage and so on.

But wait, it gets realer. A lot of people just end up asking if I'm gay. I've gotten it from dudes, girls, kids, whatever. Ironically, a lot of people think I should be doing a lot better with women. Internal demons are a mofo.

UNBRIDLED TROOF..

combo this with savage abuse thy took as a kid had me on the same wavelength,but thy know i'm not completely hideous/worthless,so many bad breezies/bytches told thy grime god after the fact that i coulda had more birth canal wells then i'd even/ever thought possi-bull,but thy used to be laser focused on making it out the jects that thy had no time to stop the Heru bull rush for a hoody rat/average humanoid breezoid..then when thy finally picked up the confidence Shaytun shot me back down to earth,now i'm consumed with vendetta vengeance and paying off any penance while i'm in the fleshly 3-D armor,cause you get it paid off faster while in this form...in'shallah

at least you 6'8 dough sir,a lot of mud ducks will fidduck you just off the strength of that,i'm only 6'2,we gotta work harder,far too lazy&broke to een give two fukks anymore..

 

[50CentStan]

1st off I want to say I'm not trolling or trying to be rude. I hope you can drop the weight and enjoy a healthy life. Please dont be offended by my questions.

1.How do you take a dump/wipe your a**?
2. Do you fly? If so, do you buy 2 seats?
3. Do you think people stare at you? or disrespect you because of your size?
4. Are you employed? If so what kind of career?
5. Do insurance companies not want to insure you?

 

[Kid McNamara]

all of it...do you get tired? do you keep your clothes on? do you satisfy the women? lenght + girth ratios? how do you manage your stroke game? top positions? etc.

Alright, well it depends on my weight. When I lost weight before (I was at around 450), it was a lot easier to maneuver around. Favorite positions are cowgirl, doggy (belly on her back), and prone (belly on her back). It works, but you have to really finagle everything around. The best tactic is to have strong finger+tongue game and break her off that way. By the time everything else happens, it's sort of a rest period for her, like "phew, I can relax." Then again, it depends on how much pressure I can put on using my belly, so if I have leverage, I can break her off nicely.

When I'm heavier (as in now), I'm really limited and uncomfortable. So I focus on getting her off...or just don't mess around at all.

Used to keep the clothes on but I actually got complaints, like, "you never want to take your clothes off." So I got real comfortable with it. Once someone is into me, they tend to overlook the most obvious flaws.

Length+Girth, again, this varies based on weight. I know a lot is buried so it's hard to say. 450 was a lot better than 550.

Stroke game decent. I'm not some lumbering chump, so I can throw the back and hips around pretty good.

Top positions, basically use the belly to put pressure on the pelvic area. That joint works quite well. Also use belly on the back for doggy/prone.

What else you got for me?

tldr;
Cowgirl, Prone, and Doggy (Belly on back), put pressure on pelvis or lower back. Get to a decent enough weight to put in work (this varies by person). When girls are into you, they overlook obvious flaws so don't be afraid to have clothes off..

Oh yea, make sure the tongue/finger game is ON POINT.

Are you usually out of breath by the 3rd stroke?

Ha, again, at 550 (right now), I usually don't even bother.

Have you no self control or respect for yourself?
Do you get any p*ssy?
Whats your favourite shyt to gorge on?

Lack of self-control for sure, but I can keep on top of other things.
p*ssy varies by weight. Last time I dropped to around 450, I had all kinds of shyt working for me. Even when I'm above that, if I'm in the gym, I'll get little white girls approaching me and eye fukking hard.

Above that, it becomes a lot more difficult.

I mess up pizza, candy, and just fast food in general. Stuff like Sonic Milkshakes, all that. Probably averaged like 8k on a good day, sometimes exceeding 10k.

fat fukk

Should have been an offensive lineman being 6 8 400 to 500 pounds

Was never really into team sports like that man. Outside of basketball, I really could care less.

you have a cute face

Wait, this ain't no dude is it?

Whenever you decide to start losing weight (assuming you havent started trying to yet) here is a tip: Lifting weights burns fat quicker than cardio

On them weights and that muay thai 5 days a week.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Man, I'm 6'8", the rolls are minimal for me (face rolls, body rolls are plentiful). Honestly, my face, especially when I cut, looks like it belongs to a much thinner man.

Women:
I'm only discussing women I find to be desirable.

Outside of being fat, I'm not a bad looking dude at all. What I tend to do as a fat dude is stick around in the cut and get women interested in me on some, "he's smart, funny, etc." Then again, I've had quite a few show interest off the break so who knows.

The real issues are confidence, self-esteem, body dysmorphia, etc. My internal issues kill the vibe more often than not man. I don't follow through, I don't want to get into sexual situations, I self-sabotage and so on.

But wait, it gets realer. A lot of people just end up asking if I'm gay. I've gotten it from dudes, girls, kids, whatever. Ironically, a lot of people think I should be doing a lot better with women. Internal demons are a mofo.

you have a gf? or had a gf? how/why did you get fat?

 

[Kid McNamara]

1st off I want to say I'm not trolling or trying to be rude. I hope you can drop the weight and enjoy a healthy life. Please dont be offended by my questions.

1.How do you take a dump/wipe your a**?
2. Do you fly? If so, do you buy 2 seats?
3. Do you think people stare at you? or disrespect you because of your size?
4. Are you employed? If so what kind of career?
5. Do insurance companies not want to insure you?

No offense taken, these are valid.

1. If you've ever seen the Rob and Big episode where Big turns the sofa into a toilet, you'll understand. Usually have to hit a squat or stand up (way worse).
2. I didn't fly until like 25, then my work started sending me all over the country. Have to either grab two seats (nope) or fly first class (yep). Uncomfortable.
3. All the time, though it depends on how I carry myself. Head up, shoulders back, swagger walk gets positive attention all day. I'm 6'8" remember, so either way I'll get comments and stares.
4. Federal Government.
5. Not sure, I'm insured though.

 

[Kid McNamara]

you have a gf? or had a gf? how/why did you get fat?

Not currently, not comfortable having someone else around with all this work I'm doing.

How/why. There is no switch moment I can remember. Just making a bunch of lazy/poor decisions regarding food...over a period of years.