dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
this movie was trash to me...was like thor (brother/half brother squabble) + GOT (the culture of the atlantians) + black panther (the battle for rights the the throne) + antman (mother comes back from the vortex 20 years later) , the dialogue was sooo predictable, like i'm sitting there saying the next line on first watch
manta: we hit something
me: no, something hit us
father: no, something hit us
some bad acting (that manta dude...) and cheesy shots (that lingered too long), really felt like watching the cheesiness of a comic play out on film - maybe that's what they were going for
and the whole premise of aquaman and his world is gay as fukk (black manta looks like an angry ant...wtf @ this being a villain), sorry, can't get with some mermaids, mounted seahorses and sharks, and half fish/half man being a cool hero. i know it made bank, so clearly some nerds believe in this...
i will say the best thing this movie did was cast jason momoa, got the female audience on GP (i wonder how much this would've done if released closer to his khal drogo days when women really started recognizing him), and he has the aspirational appeal men look up to like MBJ and the Rock (from a fitness, all around cool guy standpoint)
the girls playing mera irked me too, but for #whiteprivlege reasons, ionno, she looks like every interpretation of hot white chick in hollywood ever...over the course of this movie she looked like scarjo, megan fox, alicia silverstone, kristen stewart and some other generic "hot" white chicks i can't name...just crazy how this lane is there for white actresses but not black actresses
manta: we hit something
me: no, something hit us
father: no, something hit us
some bad acting (that manta dude...) and cheesy shots (that lingered too long), really felt like watching the cheesiness of a comic play out on film - maybe that's what they were going for
and the whole premise of aquaman and his world is gay as fukk (black manta looks like an angry ant...wtf @ this being a villain), sorry, can't get with some mermaids, mounted seahorses and sharks, and half fish/half man being a cool hero. i know it made bank, so clearly some nerds believe in this...
i will say the best thing this movie did was cast jason momoa, got the female audience on GP (i wonder how much this would've done if released closer to his khal drogo days when women really started recognizing him), and he has the aspirational appeal men look up to like MBJ and the Rock (from a fitness, all around cool guy standpoint)
the girls playing mera irked me too, but for #whiteprivlege reasons, ionno, she looks like every interpretation of hot white chick in hollywood ever...over the course of this movie she looked like scarjo, megan fox, alicia silverstone, kristen stewart and some other generic "hot" white chicks i can't name...just crazy how this lane is there for white actresses but not black actresses
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