Any healthy, grown a$$ man who allows another man to mow his lawn needs to reevaluate himself

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I cut my lawn, but only cuz I have a riding lawnmower. If i didn't, fukk that.

And now that it's football season, I be wanting to pay someone.

The trade off is that I have a house cleaner come every other week that hits me for $180. My house looks and smells amazing afterwards.
 

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Both :coffee:


I dont know the contracts because like i said, they were my family's shyt. I made 12 an hour on construction (straight raped) and about $100 a day landscaping :coffee:

Government contracts are tough to get regardless... Especially when they have their own services. I did help with the construction of Master P's old house:coffee:

Yes I know that clown. I do know that its not just one resident a day. Try 8-12 with 2 and 1/2 people during the blazing hot summer of Louisiana with 100% humidity... While hungover drunk because you still want to have a social life on your days off... Then holla back:wow:

See that's the problem with y'all ... :mjpls: ...

And that's the issue with a lot of landscape help ... they show up hungover and shyt or on some loud and either efficiency is compromised or they go home feeling like Shyt and miss pickup the next day , talking.about some "y'all left me."


:camby:

That's why I fux with 'migo and nem. ... be up til 4am dusting off a 24 of corona and get up 2hours later and get it IN.
:wow:


Professionalism is tough to find for your landscaping crew. That's the one wildcard I'm concerned about. ... and the oversaturation of the market ... but Shyt , professionalism is tough to find period these days. Its just more glaring with the labor intensive jobs .
 

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I think we're gonna have to hire someone next year. I cut the grass this year, and the weeds got outta control, and I don't know how to fix it :manny:


You tried pleighboi .... :salute:

At least you have a reason ... things are drifting.into an area of expertise ... you can always let.them get it back under control and take it.back over later.
 

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You tried pleighboi .... :salute:

At least you have a reason ... things are drifting.into an area of expertise ... you can always let.them get it back under control and take it.back over later.

I'm good at cutting and what not, and do it weekly, but I put the scott's turfbuilder out there in the spring, and the weeds are still outta control. I need to let the pros fix it up, and then I'll do it once it looks better.
 

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I'm good at cutting and what not, and do it weekly, but I put the scott's turfbuilder out there in the spring, and the weeds are still outta control. I need to let the pros fix it up, and then I'll do it once it looks
better.


I got the turf builder out in the shed too but a lot of times that alone won't work ... gotta call in the professionals.

In some subdivisions , that yard Shyt is so serious , you can keep your shyt manicured but if you don't have that greeny green a1 turf grass , neighbors will give you the side eye. :wow:



I'm like.damn is it that serious . :mindblown:
 

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See that's the problem with y'all ... :mjpls: ...

And that's the issue with a lot of landscape help ... they show up hungover and shyt or on some loud and either efficiency is compromised or they go home feeling like Shyt and miss pickup the next day , talking.about some "y'all left me."


:camby:

That's why I fux with 'migo and nem. ... be up til 4am dusting off a 24 of corona and get up 2hours later and get it IN.
:wow:


Professionalism is tough to find for your landscaping crew. That's the one wildcard I'm concerned about. ... and the oversaturation of the market ... but Shyt , professionalism is tough to find period these days. Its just more glaring with the labor intensive jobs .
I guess i was hungover when i was doing it as a kid as well:comeon:

And nice lil scenario you tried to create that never happened in reality. :mjlol:




Problem is, you've never done this shyt foreal and don't know shyt about it:mjpls:


So hopping on your riding lawnmower sippin a daquiri is what you expect.. Creating that in your mind that it also defines your manhood.. When it doesn't mean shyt:mjpls:
 

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I guess i was hungover when i was doing it as a kid as well:comeon:

And nice lil scenario you tried to create that never happened in reality. :mjlol:




Problem is, you've never done this shyt foreal and don't know shyt about it:mjpls:


So hopping on your riding lawnmower sippin a daquiri is what you expect.. Creating that in your mind that it also defines your manhood.. When it doesn't mean shyt:mjpls:



... if you don't know about unreliable crew in a landscaping business then you've never done it for real.


:mjlol:

Not doubting you might have done a little per diem work with a rag tag operation ...

But there are levels to everything ... landscaping is no different .
 

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... if you don't know about unreliable crew in a landscaping business then you've never done it for real.


:mjlol:

Not doubting you might have done a little per diem work with a rag tag operation ...

But there are levels to everything ... landscaping is no different .
That apperantly you know all about:mjlol:


I didnt even get into any detail about anything as well... Except i would show up drunk because I didn't want to do this shyt 3 times a week on my vacation and days off:russ:


My dad has other employees btw.. Like I said, summer jobs really just to help him out during summer rushes, etc., I was doing it last summer... For free:coffee:


But show me your lawn right now breh... Take a pic. I wanna see the proffesional work you do:coffee:
 

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That apperantly you know all about:mjlol:


I didnt even get into any detail about anything as well... Except i would show up drunk because I didn't want to do this shyt 3 times a week on my vacation and days off:russ:


My dad has other employees btw.. Like I said, summer jobs really just to help him out during summer rushes, etc., I was doing it last summer... For free:coffee:


But show me your lawn right now breh... Take a pic. I wanna see the proffesional work you do:coffee:

Yeah I do know about unreliable crew ... in landscaping and many labor intensive contract jobs ...


And I'm not at the crib pleighboi.










:sas2:






... nah my grass could be a lot greener and I have some crab in patches ... :manny:

I'm good with the lawn , yard maintenance but lawn care isn't my forte. ..

You should know.the difference between landscaping , lawn care and landscape & lawn maintenance if you really do this shyt.

They all are distinct areas with a tad bit of.overlap .



:usure:
 

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I got the turf builder out in the shed too but a lot of times that alone won't work ... gotta call in the professionals.

In some subdivisions , that yard Shyt is so serious , you can keep your shyt manicured but if you don't have that greeny green a1 turf grass , neighbors will give you the side eye. :wow:



I'm like.damn is it that serious . :mindblown:

we don't really have subdivisions in the city, but most of my neighbors have lawn services, and they yards look good.
 
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